Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

For all the trolls and harrassers, Ralph has confirmied his spawn is still unborn.
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For all the trolls and harrassers, Ralph has confirmied his spawn is still unborn.
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What trolling and harassment plans have we carried out in this thread? The entire contents of this thread have been based around three things:
  • Making fun of you for how much of a deadbeat dad you are going to be
  • Feeling outright sympathy for your kid
  • Laughing at how this community literally memed a person into existence
I am sure your kid isn't going to be bothered by this thread if he one day finds this website. He is probably going to be more bothered by everything else he sees on the Gunt board.
 
Xander is alive and well, and you'll never get to see him, gunt. Time to pay child support. Pay what you owe, pig.

Put the money where your fucking mouth is gunt, show us fucking proof of any harassment and trolling plans carried out by the board, I'll write a 13-paged google docs manifesto on how being a free janny on KF led to my suicide, with a photo of a pathetic nylon loop hung from chopsticks.

Fat lying faggot, also 5'1''.
 
For all the trolls and harrassers, Ralph has confirmied his spawn is still unborn.
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It's more likely that Ralph is just completely cut off and out of the loop and hasn't even been informed that the child is here.
Ralph would never even spend two seconds putting two and two together to figure out that babies can't be in the womb for 10+ months and that it would have been born ore way or the other.
The funniest part to me is that he will figure it out through posts on this forum instead of being notified that his son has been born. Well done Ralph, you sure are living up to father of the year.
 
Gunt refering to Xander as unborn over and over again is classic distancing language.

We will probably never hear Gunt refer to Xander as "My Child" or "My Son" because then he'd have to start answering questions about where the child is or why he isn't taking care of it.
Eventually he'll be forced to admit he sacrificed it for an improved corn harvest.
 
He's right, yesterday, on the glorious 100th anniversary of the Communist Party of China, Joshua Connor Moon wired me $1bn in 99.9999% silver 1oz (not one gram, gaydur) Chris Coins thanking my efforts in the creation of Xander's threads.

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Fan forum: 6'5''
Gunt: 5'1''
This is all a plot by Sinopec to pressure Ralph into signing away fracking rights to hardened fluid deposits of gunt-grease within the gunt-crease.
 
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