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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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So is STD, lel.
That's some beauty pageant level of speechEveryday I wake up anxious to make the world a better place, empower people, and help every company I work with succeed.
I love my body just the way it is!#trans

The closest thing I can think of would be if one's sister gave birth to her firstborn, and he made it all about himself. More so, if labour was complicated, resulting in kid’s disability, and Sander became walking placard with “<coloured ribbon> proud uncle of <ilness> warrior!!12”Imagine your sibling making what should be the most important day of your life, the most important day of THEIR life, and they aren't even going under the knife for an experimental, life-altering surgery.
Yeah, “the day my doomed fucked up nephew was born is the bestest day of my life” sounds close enough to this.