Manosphere hood MONEY - Sluthate shitposter

[Techpriest]

He's retarded, but he thinks he's trolling us.

Oh.

Jesus, it looks like the shortbus missed a kid then. Why the hell hasn't his mom stopped him from posting by threatening not to give him GBP's and Tendies?

 

[sugoi-chan]

Just a friendly reminder that it's now been an hour since Hood was bragging about getting Snapchats for sex from a girl...and he's still here.

 

[ON 190]

hood MONEY are you seriously this fucking retarded or are you actually trolling us?

He thinks he is, but this is the guy who calls users "faggots," claims to be better than us in all ways, believes himself to be almost a god, and yet...

• Is afraid to post his own picture
• Won't tell us where he went/goes to school
• Claims to have both a bachelors and a masters at 23, but won't give even a shred of evidence
• Works at a "fortune 500 job"
• Hates books with an unholy passion

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'm, uh, still absolutely baffled as to the fact that hood CASH posted the "durr retarded" comic for us, since that definitely saves us the issue of laughing at him.

But, you know what they say...

https://archive.is/ioGBd

No shit is too minor.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Just a friendly reminder that it's now been an hour since Hood was bragging about getting Snapchats for sex from a girl...and he's still here.

He put all his money on being able to seduce @Rin, unfortunately for him that seemed to have failed. If my @hood CASH clock is functioning correctly, that puts it about time for him to begin trying to seduce @flossman.

 

[sugoi-chan]

He put all his money on being able to seduce @Rin, unfortunately for him that seemed to have failed. If my @hood CASH clock is functioning correctly, that puts it about time for him to begin trying to seduce @flossman.

@flossman's mine, hood.

 

[Techpriest]

He thinks he is, but this is the guy who calls users "faggots," claims to be better than us in all ways, believes himself to be almost a god, and yet...

• Is afraid to post his own picture
• Won't tell us where he went/goes to school
• Claims to have both a bachelors and a masters at 23, but won't give even a shred of evidence
• Works at a "fortune 500 job"
• Hates books with an unholy passion

How did I not find this guy earlier?

 

[hood CASH]

@Techpriest I'm not certain what you're referring to.

@flossman You forgot I'm also a model, and former American Ninja Warrior competitor.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

He put all his money on being able to seduce @Rin, unfortunately for him that seemed to have failed. If my @hood CASH clock is functioning correctly, that puts it about time for him to begin trying to seduce @flossman.

I swear I'm the only person on the Farms that hasn't been hit on yet.

I'm really not sure how to feel about that anymore.

 

[Rin]

I swear I'm the only person on the Farms that hasn't been hit on yet.

I'm really not sure how to feel about that anymore.

If I were you, I'd go with lucky.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

He put all his money on being able to seduce @Rin, unfortunately for him that seemed to have failed. If my @hood CASH clock is functioning correctly, that puts it about time for him to begin trying to seduce @flossman.

@flossman You forgot I'm also a model, and former American Ninja Warrior competitor.

"I'm a model and an all-star athlete."

Jesus Christ, my @hood CASH clock really works, he's trying to impress @flossman with saying that he's a model and former athlete.

 

[ON 190]

I'm really not sure how to feel about that anymore.

Happy.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Just a friendly reminder that it's now been an hour since Hood was bragging about getting Snapchats for sex from a girl...and he's still here.

Wow, Hood seriously turned down sex with a girl *again*?

I'm seriously starting to believe he's legit gay. Like, this is what now, the third or fourth time he's claimed that a girl is literally throwing herself at him wanting sex, and he'd apparently prefer to argue with us all night?

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

@Techpriest I'm not certain what you're referring to.

@flossman You forgot I'm also a model, and former American Ninja Warrior competitor.

Also, I thought @hood CASH specifically said he was a former model, and that he was training a few nights ago for American Ninja Warrior. Looks like he's getting his lies swapped up a bit.

 

[Techpriest]

@Techpriest I'm not certain what you're referring to.

@flossman You forgot I'm also a model, and former American Ninja Warrior competitor.

I'm referring to the fact that you are a waste of human biological material that would be deemed too flawed by the magos biologis to be suited even for servitor conversion, as you obviously post on /r9k/. I just sense it in my nutritional digestive organs.

 

[ON 190]

@flossman You forgot I'm also a model, and former American Ninja Warrior competitor.

Yeah, see, we knew you were lying about that shit, but you keep screaming about how you're "smarter, more attractive, and more successful" than all of us, and have some fantastic job that your grandpappy or dad or whomever got you at a Fortune 500 company.

Dumbass.

Oh, and that my internship with a library system is somehow amazingly shitty. Bawwwwwww poor baby.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Wow, Hood seriously turned down sex with a girl *again*?

I'm seriously starting to believe he's legit gay. Like, this is what now, the third or fourth time he's claimed that a girl is literally throwing herself at him wanting sex, and he'd apparently prefer to argue with us all night?

He is abnormally fixated on other peoples sexual preferences, even by SH standards. He does claim to be a male model, which would pretty much seal it if it wasn't absolute bullshit.
Edit: Sorry @hood CASH, that may be a bit over your head. See, while it isn't universally true, a sizable chunk of the male models/designers/ect are gay. Like, so gay. We're talking "Paris in the spring" gay.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

He is abnormally fixated on other peoples sexual preferences, even by SH standards. He does claim to be a male model, which would pretty much seal it if it wasn't absolute bullshit.

What I mean is, he keeps coming here and bragging about "HUR DUR, U FAGS HAVE NO LIVES! MEANWHILE, I GOT BITCHES WHO WANNA FUCK ME, CAUSE I'M SO GOOD LOOKING!"

And yet....yet, rather then....you know, having sex with these girls, he spends his whole night here arguing with us.

If I were in his shoes, I wouldn't even bother signing off the forum, I'd greet the girl at the door and have sexy times.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Yeah, see, we knew you were lying about that shit, but you keep screaming about how you're "smarter, more attractive, and more successful" than all of us, and have some fantastic job that your grandpappy or dad or whomever got you at a Fortune 500 company.

Dumbass.

Oh, and that my internship with a library system is somehow amazingly shitty. Bawwwwwww poor baby.

Don't forget that he's doing all of that and is still taking classes despite having both his Bachelors and Master's.

(Grats on the internship.)

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Also, I thought @hood CASH specifically said he was a former model, and that he was training a few nights ago for American Ninja Warrior. Looks like he's getting his lies swapped up a bit.

I decided to quickly dig up the comments I was thinking of and yep, @hood CASH right now was supposed to be a former model, and presently training for American Ninja Warrior. He also said he stopped doing LITERALLY EVERYTHING so he could train for American Ninja Warrior. Obviously this didn't include going to college classes, a full-time job, as well as doing shoots for the modeling company he works for, but that's close enough to everything, right?