Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Hangula Hungui]

Crossover with stonetoss

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[hot hot leg]

Happy June 30th!

 

[highlighter_shitposting]

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Actually keked.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Perhaps this is me being a total newfag missing the joke about why Shoe's a lolcow in the first place. Regardless, does anyone else find it kinda disturbing how a woman who just turned 30 seldom talks about her life past the age of 19? I've only recently started skimming through archived content, and uh... wow. I "knew" she didn't age mentally past high school, but the weight of that statement doesn't quite hit until you see it in action.

Like... fucking hell woman, were your 20s that fucking miserable an experience? Are there absolutely no points in your life where you felt even the slightest modicum of joy past the age where you graduated high school? I'd at least expect a few stories about college, what it was like to move out of your parents' for the first time, grappling with your first taste of the existential dread, or what have you.

You mean to tell me that in the entire gamut of experiences that life has to offer between the ages of 20 and 30, you had absolutely nothing of interest beyond internet drama?

Sh0e‘s pretty much what happens when the Internet lifestyle that you want has its drawbacks and positives. In her case, there’s far more drawbacks that she easily can’t just get away from since she deflects from wanting to live outside social media.

 

[The Nothingness]

Crossover with the Joe Biden News Megathread. June thinks she is part of the working class

 

[Don't @ Me]

Greg uploaded a new video. Seems to serve as a transition sort of from his spooky cryptid content back to his traditional Skeptic nonsense. Except half of the video is a strange recap of his angel and devil characters throughout this story of his, and then the artstyle changes from his weird photoshop puppet show to a cartoon. Well, it's still a puppet show, but now he's a cartoon, too.

There's a weird mention about some girl that left Skeptic that caused him such turmoil that he had his heart ripped out so he'd stop feeling. I thought it was a reference to June, but if it was anyone it'd probably be his former co-host, since he dumped June's ass without remorse. But it might just be nothing except in-universe bullshit, since at the end they talk about how this girl is Death, like grim reaper style, and they're going to find her or something.

Guessing the site being attacked is affecting uploading, cause I can't upload an archive of said video. Not that I think it's going anywhere, it's not exactly controversial.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Greg uploaded a new video. Seems to serve as a transition sort of from his spooky cryptid content back to his traditional Skeptic nonsense. Except half of the video is a strange recap of his angel and devil characters throughout this story of his, and then the artstyle changes from his weird photoshop puppet show to a cartoon. Well, it's still a puppet show, but now he's a cartoon, too.

There's a weird mention about some girl that left Skeptic that caused him such turmoil that he had his heart ripped out so he'd stop feeling. I thought it was a reference to June, but if it was anyone it'd probably be his former co-host, since he dumped June's ass without remorse. But it might just be nothing except in-universe bullshit, since at the end they talk about how this girl is Death, like grim reaper style, and they're going to find her or something.

Guessing the site being attacked is affecting uploading, cause I can't upload an archive of said video. Not that I think it's going anywhere, it's not exactly controversial.

Traditional Skeptic nonsense? What was that again, anti-SJW and atheist content? Not sure if there's a lot of views there. But then again his channel seems to have entered a stable-ish but stagnant period so he might as well try

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Guuuuys
I've been playing Raid Shadow Legends and joined June's clan, no one else is there, I DM her everyday asking if I joined the wrong one. I have 4000 hours on record and I have all the champions, I thought she'd be so proud.

She said she might see me there what the fuck?

 

[MediocreMilt]

June has now founded the MDHAZ
(Mom and Dad's House Autonomous Zone)
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https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1378872505302196224

https://archive.md/QYgHS

How come we get weekly updates on Null's banana peppers but we haven't heard a thing about June's garden in three months?

Meanwhile, June is leaning in to what an oldfag she thinks she is, because that's something to be proud of under your real name:

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1411393791471333376/photo/1

shoe on Twitter: "not me being gatekept from fucking chan humor of al…

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[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Meanwhile, June is leaning in to what an oldfag she thinks she is, because that's something to be proud of under your real name:

I suppose it's better than attempting to smol bean it.

 

[wtfisallthis]

I'm a newfag and have been watching her for years. Finding this thread today was insane. Thanks for archiving. Some of us only watch on YouTube and don't pay attention to Twatter or the extra drama so this was some spiced rum tea. She hides being so problematic well on her videos and if one is just watching or has it on as background noise, they may never realize any of this. 500 pages of June being a psycho. Thanks farmers.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I'm a newfag and have been watching her for years. Finding this thread today was insane. Thanks for archiving. Some of us only watch on YouTube and don't pay attention to Twatter or the extra drama so this was some spiced rum tea. She hides being so problematic well on her videos and if one is just watching or has it on as background noise, they may never realize any of this. 500 pages of June being a psycho. Thanks farmers.

It is women's nature to hide their crazies. It is the duty of the world to discover them and post them for public safety.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I'm a newfag and have been watching her for years. Finding this thread today was insane. Thanks for archiving. Some of us only watch on YouTube and don't pay attention to Twatter or the extra drama so this was some spiced rum tea. She hides being so problematic well on her videos and if one is just watching or has it on as background noise, they may never realize any of this. 500 pages of June being a psycho. Thanks farmers.

You’re welcome. Now kick back and watch as future meltdowns and trash fires unfold in front of your very eyes.

 

[Justwannagrill88]

I'm a newfag and have been watching her for years. Finding this thread today was insane. Thanks for archiving. Some of us only watch on YouTube and don't pay attention to Twatter or the extra drama so this was some spiced rum tea. She hides being so problematic well on her videos and if one is just watching or has it on as background noise, they may never realize any of this. 500 pages of June being a psycho. Thanks farmers.

I've been lurking this forum for the last year or so and every once in a while, one of her watchers comes here to talk about her. Most aren't spergs or white knights or anything, but have like a lingering respect from a different time.

My question to you is: Why were you watching her?

 

[Don't @ Me]

My question to you is: Why were you watching her?

Not the person you asked, but I watched her for the same reason I watched Greg, or Amazing Atheist, or even Vsauce. People talking at length about a subject I know little about. And except for Vsauce as an example there, their videos were framed in a way that they were smarter than the people they're debating, and would make you feel smarter just by watching or listening. When Greg talked about radical Christians, I would think, "I may be stupid, but at least I'm smarter than those people." That kind of thing. When June talked about radical 'terfs', I would think the same thing.

Eventually though they would just become videos to put on in the background while I do other things. They don't have horrifying voices, and save for June's random cringe memes, or when the two would do videos together where they'd allude to their super awesome, definitely-not-fragile BDSM relationship like every three seconds, they were just fun to watch. Like any other entertainment show. I'm not sure if that's the same reason other people watched them though, maybe just me. Thankfully I'm at least a little wiser now, so while I still found Greg's cryptid videos somewhat interesting, I'm aware now that he's a filthy whore who can't maintain a relationship behind the camera. And I don't care for political videos anymore, so that's why I stopped watching those types of videos, even before I knew it'd be coming from such an opinionless grifter like June.

 

[Justwannagrill88]

Not the person you asked, but I watched her for the same reason I watched Greg, or Amazing Atheist, or even Vsauce. People talking at length about a subject I know little about. And except for Vsauce as an example there, their videos were framed in a way that they were smarter than the people they're debating, and would make you feel smarter just by watching or listening. When Greg talked about radical Christians, I would think, "I may be stupid, but at least I'm smarter than those people." That kind of thing. When June talked about radical 'terfs', I would think the same thing.

Eventually though they would just become videos to put on in the background while I do other things. They don't have horrifying voices, and save for June's random cringe memes, or when the two would do videos together where they'd allude to their super awesome, definitely-not-fragile BDSM relationship like every three seconds, they were just fun to watch. Like any other entertainment show. I'm not sure if that's the same reason other people watched them though, maybe just me. Thankfully I'm at least a little wiser now, so while I still found Greg's cryptid videos somewhat interesting, I'm aware now that he's a filthy whore who can't maintain a relationship behind the camera. And I don't care for political videos anymore, so that's why I stopped watching those types of videos, even before I knew it'd be coming from such an opinionless grifter like June.

Your response is fine, it just sounds like you USED to watch her. In that light, I was interested in hearing a response to a more recent video watcher.

2015-2017 had some counter-culture elements. Which was fun, for what it was.

But since then instead of moving on to real life (a theme of this thread), she's migrated to topics that she knows nothing about. She's pretty much an economic-illiterate who's attached herself to a group of them as a last ditch effort to find a new internet home.

It confuses me that anyone who's started watching in the last 3 1/2 years can watch something by her and say, "Yeah, this future spinner's got some interesting points. I can totally look past her Dependent Personality Disorder and other clinic mental issues and grant her insight into complex economic theory in which she has no background."

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Your response is fine, it just sounds like you USED to watch her. In that light, I was interested in hearing a response to a more recent video watcher.

2015-2017 had some counter-culture elements. Which was fun, for what it was.

But since then instead of moving on to real life (a theme of this thread), she's migrated to topics that she knows nothing about. She's pretty much an economic-illiterate who's attached herself to a group of them as a last ditch effort to find a new internet home.

It confuses me that anyone who's started watching in the last 3 1/2 years can watch something by her and say, "Yeah, this future spinner's got some interesting points. I can totally look past her Dependent Personality Disorder and other clinic mental issues and grant her insight into complex economic theory in which she has no background."

Rabbits are cute. It ain't that deep, my nigger.

 

[Jack Awful]

Greg's Aussie ex talks about their breakup:
-She found out about not being a cohost of Greg's show anymore the same time as everyone else
-She's never felt as much public humiliation as she did when tens of thousands of people found out that she wasn't on the show anymore before she did
-This was all happening the same week she had a breast cancer scare
-She never got to say goodbye to the fans because she was kicked out of the discord without warning

I take back everything I said about Greg turning out being the sane and decent one, he's worse than Shoe IMHO.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Not defending Greg, but it's just her version.

 

[MediocreMilt]

-This was all happening the same week she had a breast cancer scare

How is this not a massive red flag to you.

Also, Greg's cancer either way.