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[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Seethe cope....
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A rare moment of clarity:
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"Braces for your pussy." At least braces actually correct a problem in a more-or-less permanent fashion. Once they've done their job, they're typically removed. I sincerely doubt transsexuals will ever reach a point where their axe-wounds remain open independently. It'll be a never-ending cycle of dilation, bleeding, and pain.

"I just really need to get better at saving money." Only ever said for the sake of sympathy. Shame he'll never take his own advice.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Seethe cope....
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Do these fucks live on painkillers 24/7? I cannot imagine the process of re-opening a wound to be anything but painful

 

[Meiwaku]

Do these fucks live on painkillers 24/7? I cannot imagine the process of re-opening a wound to be anything but painful

They live on copium

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Do these fucks live on painkillers 24/7? I cannot imagine the process of re-opening a wound to be anything but painful

In previous videos on the tranch you can see Kevin hobbling around like Torgo. Not sure if that's just the chop but he's such a fat ass it could be anything.

 

[Meiwaku]

In previous videos on the tranch you can see Kevin hobbling around like Torgo. Not sure if that's just the chop but he's such a fat ass it could be anything.

Afaik it takes at least a year to fully heal but I think its just because he's lolfat

 

[0 0]

Okay, Wedge poll instead. Since it's America day we might as well resolve this democratically. Whoever can make the most sockpuppets to vote wins.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Okay, Wedge poll instead. Since it's America day we might as well resolve this democratically. Whoever can make the most sockpuppets to vote wins.

Well, that got a bit too realistic a bit too quickly.

 

[BSC]

I really don't get why everyone is so opposed to Wedgie getting his own thread. He is by FAR the most entertaining orbiter in the Kevviesphere, and you're lying to yourself if you say otherwise. He produces way more lolmilk than a healthy majority of cows on this site.

Oh well, like I said in a previous post, I have no problem with keeping Wedge content contained to this thread. Just one less thread I have to follow I suppose. I guess if it causes him to seethe then it's for the best.

 

[Bani]

Seethe cope....
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A rare moment of clarity:
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So which one of our resident furfag Kiwis is going to take one for the team and document Amhole in the wild at DenFur?

 

[Law]

Do these fucks live on painkillers 24/7? I cannot imagine the process of re-opening a wound to be anything but painful

Bonnie is developing quite the boxed wine habit.
And many of the Tranchers like to get stoned (remember floor bong?).

 

[M3xus]

Doublepost but the Lore has expanded dramatically for Kevin

We knew his dad died but now we have a timeframe AND Diagnoses

- went to christian school
- was in sped classes minus senior year
- had meltdowns and panic attacks in normie classes
- has tourettes with verbal ticks so picture him sitting normally and going HGNNNN HUFF HUFF
- not "officially" dxd but like... Kevin this is 0% a surprise

Kevin confirmed short bus rider

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I will agree with Kevin it is hardmode because you are ugly.

I will make a point of order here.

Troons love to reinvent their childhood as under the lens of "I was always trans, I just didn't know then!" If they will lie to themselves about that, it's a really not much of a leap to reinvent their childhoods to support that they were always "oppressed".

Kevin being on the shortbus is funny. But I'm going to doubt it's true unless actual proof surfaces. He's grifted for toy money under the justification it was a "medical bill" and thirstposted on Twitter like nothing was happening while Earl was menacing the Tranch. He's always seemed to believe he's autistic and his mother not getting him a diagnosis is a sore point. I wouldn't be surprised if this is an attempt to make his mother seem clueless while he taking the opportunity to show he's more aware of himself.

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

Actual Kevin Updates amidst the Hambone and de-wedging wedge from the Kev thread

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Sorry I'm late, but this bloke's long head straight up reminds me of a foot. That's not a chin, it's a heel.

Spoiler: Autistic rendering

 

[KiwiFuzz]

chlorine man chlorine man
chlorine man fights stinkditch man
got in a fight
everyone lost
chlorine man

 

[Drums Into Space]

Please do a "Pet Sounds" mix.

Wouldn’t it be nice if I were a woman
Then I wouldn’t have to be a fag
Oh wouldn’t it be nice if I had a pussy
And I wouldn’t have to have this stench

 

[Monolith]

I really don't get why everyone is so opposed to Wedgie getting his own thread. He is by FAR the most entertaining orbiter in the Kevviesphere, and you're lying to yourself if you say otherwise. He produces way more lolmilk than a healthy majority of cows on this site.

Oh well, like I said in a previous post, I have no problem with keeping Wedge content contained to this thread. Just one less thread I have to follow I suppose. I guess if it causes him to seethe then it's for the best.

Because he would nut to the attention

 

[Puddleduck]

I'd say yes to a Wedge thread, because he was so opposed to his real name being "leaked". If it appeared in google searches alongside his screennames, it'd serve him right.

 

[Hitman One]

Pic:

This nigga didn't even shave his moustache

 

[mickey339]

Since it's America day

All the British colonies that did not revolt against their English rulers are today objectively better off in terms of:

• lower rates of male genital mutilation
• more ethnically homogenous populations
• universal healthcare
• first world crime rates
• most importantly: less troons and troon ideology

Just to mention a few things.

I really don't get why everyone is so opposed to Wedgie getting his own thread. He is by FAR the most entertaining orbiter in the Kevviesphere, and you're lying to yourself if you say otherwise. He produces way more lolmilk than a healthy majority of cows on this site.

Oh well, like I said in a previous post, I have no problem with keeping Wedge content contained to this thread. Just one less thread I have to follow I suppose. I guess if it causes him to seethe then it's for the best.

The "Wedge shall nayver have a thread" is a meme that must be cultured.
There is nothing interesting about him save for his inane rants and they might just as well serve as quick mood brighteners in this thread.

 

[BunchofMunch]

The only reason I would see for a separate Wedge thread is to have a deeper dive into his background, since there seems to be some real shit to dig up there considering his old pics and the tattoo(s?) he has. It would be kind of interesting if someone could find the turning point for him.. But it's still funnier to just continue denying him that special attention.

 

[White Devil]

I really don't get why everyone is so opposed to Wedgie getting his own thread.

It's because Wedge obviously wants one and it's just a further way to fuck with him. Plus, with Wedge getting a thread, it's just one more step towards having to do a Tranch subforum and most people don't think they rate one.