Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Ah! You quick bastard, you ninja'd me right as I was going to post!

When will Lori brush her tongue? It's so disgusting, she'll drink milk teas then smoke cigarettes and vape THC then eat. You can tell by her overly whitened teeth (which looked like butter in the 2000s anyway) and white crusted tongue that she does not take care of her oral hygiene whatsoever. Kevin's favorite pose is that Darling in the Franxx doggy style position right? Must be due to her god damn halitosis.

Let’s not forget that she has that awesome missing first molar (unless she had it fixed since her Usagi days but doubt it).

The white teeth have to be a filter.

Maybe that’s why she puffs her cheeks so much. Her mouth must be like a Komodo dragon’s.
How can you claim to be an e girl with missing butter teeth and a white tongue? That’s not even trying.
 
Let’s not forget that she has that awesome missing first molar (unless she had it fixed since her Usagi days but doubt it).

The white teeth have to be a filter.

Maybe that’s why she puffs her cheeks so much. Her mouth must be like a Komodo dragon’s.
How can you claim to be an e girl with missing butter teeth and a white tongue? That’s not even trying.
Almost every photo filter nowadays makes your teeth look whiter
 
I intend on editing this post later with a comparison of her "loli" voice and her actual voice. Very unnerving and It's taking me a while. For now, enjoy these derps!
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Happy 4th of July to all the Amerifag Kiwis. I can smell Kevin's electrical hair burning like a juicy burger on a grill with all the havoc that has been wrecked the last few days. Lori has unfollowed our poor boy on Instagram again as of a few hours ago, so it can be assumed that he's gotten a very severe lashing for being the cause of her OnlyFans leaking. Do you think he's allowed to eat today?

As I wait for my order of charcoal briquets to arrive, I have taken the liberty (get it?) of making a list of all of Kevin/Lori's alleged sockpuppet accounts they have used for harassment. Some of these are not outright confirmed, but we can assume based on evidence that they are them. If more evidence comes up later, it will be added.

Reddit:
/u/StandardLog6262
/u/NationPresident
/u/Ok_Let1248
/u/Electrical_Hair5117

Discord:
@CarlosBerros

Instagram:
@Milani7286

Again, these are alleged, but I think we can agree it's probably them. If I have missed any, please let me know, since Kev's been on a sockpuppeting rampage. @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere , I hope you don't mind me doing some archive work in your stead!
 
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Happy 4th of July to all the Amerifag Kiwis. I can smell Kevin's electrical hair burning like a juicy burger on a grill with all the havoc that has been wrecked the last few days. Lori has unfollowed our poor boy on Instagram again as of a few hours ago, so it can be assumed that he's gotten a very severe lashing for being the cause of her OnlyFans leaking. Do you think he's allowed to eat today?

As I wait for my order of charcoal briquets to arrive, I have taken the liberty (get it?) of making a list of all of Kevin/Lori's alleged sockpuppet accounts they have used for harassment. Some of these are not outright confirmed, but we can assume based on evidence that they are them. If more evidence comes up later, it will be added.

Reddit:
/u/StandardLog6262
/u/NationPresident
/u/Ok_Let1248
/u/Electrical_Hair5117

Discord:
@CarlosBerros

Instagram:
@Milani7286

Again, these are alleged, but I think we can agree it's probably them. If I have missed any, please let me know, since Kev's been on a sockpuppeting rampage. @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere , I hope you don't mind me doing some archive work in your stead!
You're doing some NSA level intelligence gathering right here 🙏
 
These pics and vids are quite remarkable in just how ordinary and unremarkable she is. Sure, her feet are weird... But feet are a wild card with pretty much everyone. Her body is caked with filters and she continues to do that same stupid face, and there's only so many times you can see the same poses and not be like "does she do ANYTHING else?" No. No she doesn't.

It's not that her ass is nasty, it's just that there's absolutely nothing special about it and it's on par with some average "petite" 40 year old white chick at the mall. If she were out in public, and not wearing these stupid getups, she'd draw the occasional eye of the 60 year old dudes at the food court as he waits for a hot pretzel.
 
It's like a bad car crash. I don't want to look, but I can't help myself.

I'm starting to think she's posting feet fetish degeneracy to spite farmers. No one can find this attractive. Not even old lady feet degenerates. How many people have unsubbed since the Feet Saga started?

I get that she’s trying to go for the feet aspect but even those guys have standards. “Cute feet”, nice toes, high arches, and most of all being maintained and not having corn feet or no polish/nasty chipped polish.

And her foot to calf ratio is bizarre, her feet are the same length as her calf (I think she’s a women’s 10 maybe 11?) but she’s like 5 feet tall. Petite, but with Bigfoot finger feet. How unfortunate.
 
I don't know if this is interesting or stupid, but I'll throw it out there anyway:

I just noticed that Lori might have the congenital condition Morton's Toe. (The second toe is longer than the big toe.) It's not really a defect and doesn't impact a person's quality of life much. However, it does cause callouses and some discomfort when wearing certain shoes because the pressure is on the weaker second toe and not the big toe. Could it be very uncomfortable for her to wear closed-toe heels? Could this be why she has approximately ten of the same style of open-toe wedges?

It's also called "Greek Foot," as most Ancient Greek statues had this condition because it was considered beautiful. In the modern-day, Greek Feet are not seen as attractive, and I suspect she's trying to hide it by smushing her toes in. I'm 80% sure she has this, and it's contributing to her feet looking weird, but I'd need a clearer picture of her toes.

(I swear I'm not a foot fetishist. I am the victim of a mandatory class that required me to memorize this ridiculous fact about fucking feet.)
 
I don't know if this is interesting or stupid, but I'll throw it out there anyway:

I just noticed that Lori might have the congenital condition Morton's Toe. (The second toe is longer than the big toe.) It's not really a defect and doesn't impact a person's quality of life much. However, it does cause callouses and some discomfort when wearing certain shoes because the pressure is on the weaker second toe and not the big toe. Could it be very uncomfortable for her to wear closed-toe heels? Could this be why she has approximately ten of the same style of open-toe wedges?

It's also called "Greek Foot," as most Ancient Greek statues had this condition because it was considered beautiful. In the modern-day, Greek Feet are not seen as attractive, and I suspect she's trying to hide it by smushing her toes in. I'm 80% sure she has this, and it's contributing to her feet looking weird, but I'd need a clearer picture of her toes.

(I swear I'm not a foot fetishist. I am the victim of a mandatory class that required me to memorize this ridiculous fact about fucking feet.)

That’s actually really interesting (and as an aside I know someone with Greek heritage and their first toe is longer than their big toe-cool), and I don’t think that’s a tinfoil because even her godawful Zero 2 cosplay had those weird clunky white sandals with it.

Feet are feet, I don’t get the foot thing, but if someone doesn’t have conventionally attractive feet they kind of have to expect it, and plan accordingly.

Your feet are scary Lori and make my metaphorical dick soft.
 
Kevin and Lori went to the fireworks last night!

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There's also this Kevin post about forest fires.

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You know, I get the feeling that Lori's constant begging for 20 "more" subs is just her trying to get back to 20 again. I imagine most ppl don't stay subscribed for too long so she's always chasing for new subs to replace the ones that unsubbed.

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I was thinking about this particular subject this evening and wanted to throw it out there to see what you guys think. It's just a spergout, so I apologize in advance.

Last week, @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere wrote up a fantastic post about Lori and her skinwalking of Zero Two. Like in the past, Lori assumes personality traits of whatever fictional character she gravitates to with the exclusion of Saber, which I believe she only "cosplays" to try to get back at Momokun. Tinfoiling, though.

But what about Kevin? Has Lori's influence spread to the deepest parts of his brain to the point where he has begun to unconsciously skinwalk fictional characters as well, albeit to a lesser extent?

Now I'll be the first to say I am not very familiar with anime. But I have fingers and a Google searchbar.

One of Kevin's favorite characters to cosplay, and one he has been cosplaying consistently pretty much since the debut of the anime is Boku no Hero Academia's Katsuki Bakugou. Not a bad choice for him to cosplay, really.

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As of right now, Kevin is (or was, before the leak) apparently working on new Bakugou cosplays for whatever con they will end up waddling into at some point later this year. He really likes this character. But what do we know about Bakugou as a character? It might hit a bit closer to home than we thought! As taken from the wikipedia page:

"Katsuki Bakugou is a crude, arrogant, short-tempered, and aggressive person, especially at the beginning of the series. Katsuki tends to come off as unheroic, if not downright villainous for those not familiar with him."

After speaking to some acquaintances who are actual fans of the show, they told me that Bakugou is also a huge fan of telling people to die or that he will kill them himself. He also acts without thinking, and seems to believe that no matter what, he will be the number one hero, even if he resorts to excessive force and cruelty to do so. He also sneers. A lot.

Sounds familiar.
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Kevin, real life is not an anime.

Thoughts on this? Old friends of Kevin have noted that he was a blumbering buffoon pre-Lori, but he was never this aggressive and violent. He was polite and docile, even if still a horny fuckboy. Is Kevin taking traits from his favorite animu characters in other to come off as more menacing and intimidating? Is this a sickness you get from being in the same vicinity as Lori for years?

Who knows? Who cares? Sometimes you just feel the urge to write.
 
I was thinking about this particular subject this evening and wanted to throw it out there to see what you guys think. It's just a spergout, so I apologize in advance.

Last week, @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere wrote up a fantastic post about Lori and her skinwalking of Zero Two. Like in the past, Lori assumes personality traits of whatever fictional character she gravitates to with the exclusion of Saber, which I believe she only "cosplays" to try to get back at Momokun. Tinfoiling, though.

But what about Kevin? Has Lori's influence spread to the deepest parts of his brain to the point where he has begun to unconsciously skinwalk fictional characters as well, albeit to a lesser extent?

Now I'll be the first to say I am not very familiar with anime. But I have fingers and a Google searchbar.

One of Kevin's favorite characters to cosplay, and one he has been cosplaying consistently pretty much since the debut of the anime is Boku no Hero Academia's Katsuki Bakugou. Not a bad choice for him to cosplay, really.

Bakugou(1).png
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As of right now, Kevin is (or was, before the leak) apparently working on new Bakugou cosplays for whatever con they will end up waddling into at some point later this year. He really likes this character. But what do we know about Bakugou as a character? It might hit a bit closer to home than we thought! As taken from the wikipedia page:

"Katsuki Bakugou is a crude, arrogant, short-tempered, and aggressive person, especially at the beginning of the series. Katsuki tends to come off as unheroic, if not downright villainous for those not familiar with him."

After speaking to some acquaintances who are actual fans of the show, they told me that Bakugou is also a huge fan of telling people to die or that he will kill them himself. He also acts without thinking, and seems to believe that no matter what, he will be the number one hero, even if he resorts to excessive force and cruelty to do so. He also sneers. A lot.

Sounds familiar.
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Kevin, real life is not an anime.

Thoughts on this? Old friends of Kevin have noted that he was a blumbering buffoon pre-Lori, but he was never this aggressive and violent. He was polite and docile, even if still a horny fuckboy. Is Kevin taking traits from his favorite animu characters in other to come off as more menacing and intimidating? Is this a sickness you get from being in the same vicinity as Lori for years?

Who knows? Who cares? Sometimes you just feel the urge to write.
You have a point. The basic idea behind Cosplaying is ppl feel a connection to the character they are portraying. It's also the same as saying "you are what you eat"
 
[SNIPPED] He also sneers. A lot.

Sounds familiar.
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Kevin, real life is not an anime.

Thoughts on this? Old friends of Kevin have noted that he was a blumbering buffoon pre-Lori, but he was never this aggressive and violent. He was polite and docile, even if still a horny fuckboy. Is Kevin taking traits from his favorite animu characters in other to come off as more menacing and intimidating? Is this a sickness you get from being in the same vicinity as Lori for years?

Who knows? Who cares? Sometimes you just feel the urge to write.

That face right there is scarily close to one of Bakugo's more famous sneers, so you may have a point.
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Look, I like Bakugo as a character. In the manga, he does grow as a person. But the overall flanderization of the character fans do outside of the manga is a good reason why one should never skinwalk as an anime character, much less one like Bakugo. Bakugo is reduced down to a whole ball of negative traits and 'angry edgy puppy' aesthetic that Kevin definitely latches onto to when threatening others online.

Between Zero Two and Bakugo, that entire relationship is a toxic sludge heap of anger and pettiness.
 
Mimicking character traits can be beneficial to CHILDREN. Especially those that naturally lack confidence but latch onto confident brave characters. It's cringey when adults do it because at that point they should have figured it out. Plus, a lot of anime characters have overly exaggerated quirks that just straight up don't translate well in the real world. Sorry Kevin, scowling and threatening to hurt people doesn't make you likeable to anyone. In fact, that's how you get canceled at conventions! You keep that up, both you and your skinwalking girlfriend will start making the rounds in the con scene to avoid. If you don't reel your behavior in, you'll get prematurely banned from cons that people know you plan ton attend. I've seen it happen so you best stay in your lane.
 
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