DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

She and anyone if they unironically are trying to offer phil advice are idiots. Not only for the fact that he won't listen but for the stupidity of 'hur dur why don't you get a job phil?' to someone making 150k 4hr/day playing video games.

Imagine willingly attaching your face, name and hobby/livelihood to Phil Burnell.

 

[tzgnilki]

PLAY PUBG ON PS5! ITS 60FPS! REVIVE THE SERIES!
Thats my idea for the next marathon.

my idea is play the anime waifu fighting games on the ps5

examples:

Spoiler: nsfw probably

Link for derich



another link for derich

 

[Oog]

does anyone know how his pc desktop looks/ looked like?

 

[arrivefriday]

Can we just talk about how fucking stupid it is to have a marathon of games he's already playing or has already played?
Why not make it an exclusive event that people are not gonna want to miss?

 

[David Davidson]

does anyone know how his pc desktop looks/ looked like?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Can we just talk about how fucking stupid it is to have a marathon of games he's already playing or has already played?
Why not make it an exclusive event that people are not gonna want to miss?

Because his pigs will show up no matter what, Phil doesn't want you to view his stream and be entertained, he just wants his pigs to pay up.

Absolutely piglevel burping directly into the mic, disgusting.

 

[David Davidson]

So Phil is doing his "Save The House" marathon on the 10th or 11th which is days before his mortgage payment and a whole week before his other bills per his own timeline of bills. How does he know how much to raise if he still has days left before those big bills? Smells pretty fishy to me.

 

[Jasper2K]

does anyone know how his pc desktop looks/ looked like?

Like this:

 

[arrivefriday]

Because his pigs will show up no matter what, Phil doesn't want you to view his stream and be entertained, he just wants his pigs to pay up.

Absolutely piglevel burping directly into the mic, disgusting.

Okay yeah, that's a good point and there wouldn't be any incentive to khantribute because his rewards are so damn bad anyways. Sometimes I try to apply logic to The Guy and it just leads me down to a fetal position where I question how anyone could be this void of both creativity and charisma.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Like this:

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How am I not surprised that Phil has absolutely a fucking dreadful desktop?
He knows that not everything has to be saved and stored on his desktop right? The operating system has a whole file system that he can put things in.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Okay yeah, that's a good point and there wouldn't be any incentive to khantribute because his rewards are so damn bad anyways. Sometimes I try to apply logic to The Guy and it just leads me down to a fetal position where I question how anyone could be this void of both creativity and charisma.

Doubtless he's already contacting his pod behind the scenes to arrange how much and when they'll contribute. The it will just be a case of squeezing as much as he can out of the smaller piggies.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I'm sorry I know it's a dead kat but I still can't get over "I'm 39 years old and self proclaimed mature adult who knows how real life works and I put freshly cooked food in my mouth, it was hot. WTF DOOOD! Also did you know you have to cook hamburger meat you just can't "grab some". ack ack ack snort ack ack ack" and there's people out there who are like "yeah hot things are hot is bullshit you tell'em phil! here have some money that will show the trolls"

Anyway I'm not surprised that he didn't get back to I assume it's that brittany woman people in DDM restream act like norm walked into cheers when she enters chat...never watched any of her stuff but I mean a african american woman giving dave advice, NOPE can't see why Darksydephil aka Phil Burnell wouldn't get back to her...not at all.. nope.. not a single thing comes to mind, not one but two nail munching awkward acking things come to mind

I also see he's polling his "fans" on twitter to see what they want him to play for his marathon. Gee Phil, I dunno what could your fans want you to play...

Could it be Minecraft? DoS2? Morrowind? GG:S? Code:Vein? Scarlet Nexus? BioMutant? Mulitplayer Lobbies with his 3 fans? Fightcade? you know the things that they ask phil daily to play....NAW! Just play one of the same 4 games you're already playing that one person is supporting to "own the trolls". Seems like some really sound successful Business making decisions to me.

 

[John alpharius]

Can we just talk about how fucking stupid it is to have a marathon of games he's already playing or has already played?
Why not make it an exclusive event that people are not gonna want to miss?

what you mean? that watch more or less than 33 hours of RAW dsp fallgout Newvegas pior a beggaton may be a bit much...

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Is one of his pigs a Sonic fetishist?

This fake pet interaction is more unsettling than the Toybox killer audio

"We created a culture of instant gratification, low quality cheap products to consume and also to eat. Think about how unsafe that is. We have accepted that we will pay the cheapest price for the lowest quality and integrated that as part of our lives"

Amazing.

 

[David Davidson]

Phil complained earlier that he got charged unexpectedly for Playstation Plus. so he is now down $66.

Video from 2019 where he reads an email that he would be charged for the auto-renewal on July 5th. How do you not track these things?

 

[Jasper2K]

A pile of vests? So DSP still hasn't put his vest rack back on the wall? Wtf

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil is guilting his piggies for not hitting the tips goal twice this past week. If he doesnt hit it EVERY day he wont be able to afford his ''bills'' Every penny he earns goes to bills

Step up! This man cant afford to live.

He is now chiding the ''peepul'' who spend money on cheap stuff like McD's when they could just shell out a few extra dollars to get ''the good stuff'' He admitted he has a netflix account 10 minutes earlier...every penny eh Phil This was all baited out by snowkarl, this man can play Phil like a fiddle

And he is pretending Jasper is in the room playing with him.

He is ginned up and expecting a big tip Id wager

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

A """""variety streamer""""" holding a begathon where the viewer's choices are all games he's currently playing is just chef's kiss. And every paranoid, lazy excuse for why he can't play some perfectly harmless other game.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

That's pretty creepy, Phil. Normal working class scrub males don't have stalker problems like this. Most men like you can go out and take the metro and work a job and not have to have to worry about OIC creeping into a public rest room behind you. No one to blame but himself. His entire life is turning on the whims of six to ten of these Chip Douglas's. No, seriously, Phil, these kinds of men are far more determined than you, far more skilled, and obviously unstable. When they turn detractor it will be ugly, and you will not be able to keep up.

The scarier elements of Phil's fans are the ones who have inflated salaries and resources to stalk. All you need to do is to burn the bridge with OIC and it turns out he's an ex PMC or a Saudi Prince or something.

 

[UaineRunei]

Chill dude, Phil's still locked in the closet...