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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The other downside to being visibly armed when you are not ready (and if you are shopping, you are not ready. No one at the tranch is ready) is first, A. you are letting it be known you have a valuable firearm to steal, and B. You are letting anyone who does want to attack you know exactly where your weapon is and what it is. AKA if I want a gun, all I need is a knife a roll of quarters and now your gun is my gun. And going in pairs doesn't do anything if no one is watching.
This is pretty much exactly what I was trying to get across; being armed and looking mean only wards off those who aren't looking for a fight to start with, those who really want to fuck you up or who want your gun/plates/whatever aren't going to be deterred and will instead just incapacitate/kill you with overwhelming force before you can react anyways. Appearing "grey" and having friends who will help you out is the best way to be to avoid trouble.
 
The RPR is pretty popular as an entry level PRS gun, and 300 Win Mag gets some people hard.
The Black Rain AR is a brand that isn't popular anymore with people who know what they're doing but they still sell to zombie larpers and Gucci faggots
That super shorty AR they have would resell for a pretty good inflated price
Some Critical Role watching faggot would probably love that sword
 
I am really shocked at how they managed to desertify their area.
Also, with regards to thieves, you want to always look as inconspicuous as possible. Of course, most thieves are opportunistic, but they will not waste their energy on a target that appears to yield an insignificant loot. However, "trannies" and "inconspicuous" is an oxymoron.

Edit: Just walking around with guns is like screaming, "COME TO ROB ME BECAUSE I HAVE LOTS OF VALUABLES".
 
The RPR is pretty popular as an entry level PRS gun, and 300 Win Mag gets some people hard.
The Black Rain AR is a brand that isn't popular anymore with people who know what they're doing but they still sell to zombie larpers and Gucci faggots
That super shorty AR they have would resell for a pretty good inflated price
Some Critical Role watching faggot would probably love that sword
Black Rain hasn't been relevant in a decade or more. I don't remember the last time I saw someone bragging about owning one of those. The brands to get now to show you have money or are a door kicker is LMT, Noveske, or KAC.

Because I have to be a snowflake, I built my work gun on a GGP.
 
Black Rain hasn't been relevant in a decade or more. I don't remember the last time I saw someone bragging about owning one of those. The brands to get now to show you have money or are a door kicker is LMT, Noveske, or KAC.

Because I have to be a snowflake, I built my work gun on a GGP.
Yeah, but they still make zombie LARP guns and ARs in general are so price gouged that you're bound to sell it for way more than it's worth.
 
A follow up to the attacked by a sheep story.
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Troons can't be bothered, volume the next. Remember the fence that they made a big show about buying and putting up to keep out "The Fash". Well Paul lost a dog a couple of days ago and Phil stuck a photo on Twitter of him looking for it. Notice anything odd?
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So they didn't actually put a fence up, just a line of posts. Then the cameras all went away, and, Meh.
I guess he couldn't make a ewe turn but he sure did make her eyes roll.
 
Pretty much this.
The other downside to being visibly armed when you are not ready (and if you are shopping, you are not ready. No one at the tranch is ready) is first, A. you are letting it be known you have a valuable firearm to steal, and B. You are letting anyone who does want to attack you know exactly where your weapon is and what it is. AKA if I want a gun, all I need is a knife a roll of quarters and now your gun is my gun. And going in pairs doesn't do anything if no one is watching.
And any cop encountering you, knowing you're carrying, and you are an insane fucking idiot, is going to escalate force a lot more than with someone unarmed, and you are not going to win that shit.
 
>Be a trancher
>Alienate the locals
>Have to spend money to hire help and buy stuff from out of town
>Spending a lot of money
>Bank account running dry
>Need them griftbucks
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>Cook up lie about Earl leading a militia to rape us to death because we're literally women y'all
>Griftbucks begin to flow
>Buy toys and gaming rig
>Griftbux begin to dry up
>Need to keep the lie going
>Begin open carrying
>Cite Earl as the reason to open carry
>Begin to LARP as a militia to intimidate the imaginary militia
>Alienate the locals further with our obnoxious behavior
>Become the lunatic militia we pretend is threatening us
 
>Be a trancher
>Alienate the locals
>Have to spend money to hire help and buy stuff from out of town
>Spending a lot of money
>Bank account running dry
>Need them griftbucks
>idea_144p.jpg
>Cook up lie about Earl leading a militia to rape us to death because we're literally women y'all
>Griftbucks begin to flow
>Buy toys and gaming rig
>Griftbux begin to dry up
>Need to keep the lie going
>Begin open carrying
>Cite Earl as the reason to open carry
>Begin to LARP as a militia to intimidate the imaginary militia
>Alienate the locals further with our obnoxious behavior
>Become the lunatic militia we pretend is threatening us
So there's a fairly famous quote of "if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you" however its only half of the original.

The full version actually is "whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss..." I've always enjoyed the way troons absolutely embody this. They imagine monsters everywhere and gradually become the very things they claim are targeting them.

EDIT: For being redundant.
 
Bonnie and the tranchers are stocked back up on HRT and other meds. I'll leave it to the medical spergs to identify the products in the image.
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I’ll med sperg a bit here. So the spiractin they received is about a half year to 1 year supply for one person. MtF patients generally take a minimum of about 100mg a day to upwards of 300mg (1-3 tablets) per day. This leads me to think only four people are receiving an actual prescription for this drug. Prescriptions are filled usually for 30 or 90 days. As we know, multiple have undergone either orchiectomy or GRS. This should be cause for a 90 day prescription and they only received 4 prescriptions.

The Provera further proves only 4 members received prescriptions for MtF prescriptions. The first bag of Provera shows 3 boxes and the blue bag includes two in the same bag. 10mg is the max than can be prescribed and usually starts at either 2.5mg or 5mg with increase dependent on pharmaceutical efficacy. The blue bag shows two filled prescriptions which are likely to be due to insurer difference.

Not sure why asthalin is shown here. I looked up key words in JAMA and could not find a single paper on why this would be beneficial for any trannie. My best bet is for anxiety attacks causing shortness of breath.

Finally, I see prosteride. A medication for enlarged prostates. The prostate isn’t removed and should be given to relieve prostate cancer risks. The prescribing physician must have felt that prostate cancer is a possible risk stratification or some of the tranchers have enlarged prostates.

Weirdly enough, nowhere do I see estradiol nor auto-inject needles. The amount received is enough for four people to receive secondary care per year. At best, they can afford to throw a few pills at guests while claiming to help others. It is also illegal for any non-physician or pharmacist to give scheduled drugs and prescriptions that are not OTC to a person that has not met the base criteria.
 
I’ll med sperg a bit here. So the spiractin they received is about a half year to 1 year supply for one person. MtF patients generally take a minimum of about 100mg a day to upwards of 300mg (1-3 tablets) per day. This leads me to think only four people are receiving an actual prescription for this drug. Prescriptions are filled usually for 30 or 90 days. As we know, multiple have undergone either orchiectomy or GRS. This should be cause for a 90 day prescription and they only received 4 prescriptions.

The Provera further proves only 4 members received prescriptions for MtF prescriptions. The first bag of Provera shows 3 boxes and the blue bag includes two in the same bag. 10mg is the max than can be prescribed and usually starts at either 2.5mg or 5mg with increase dependent on pharmaceutical efficacy. The blue bag shows two filled prescriptions which are likely to be due to insurer difference.

Not sure why asthalin is shown here. I looked up key words in JAMA and could not find a single paper on why this would be beneficial for any trannie. My best bet is for anxiety attacks causing shortness of breath.

Finally, I see prosteride. A medication for enlarged prostates. The prostate isn’t removed and should be given to relieve prostate cancer risks. The prescribing physician must have felt that prostate cancer is a possible risk stratification or some of the tranchers have enlarged prostates.

Weirdly enough, nowhere do I see estradiol nor auto-inject needles. The amount received is enough for four people to receive secondary care per year. At best, they can afford to throw a few pills at guests while claiming to help others. It is also illegal for any non-physician or pharmacist to give scheduled drugs and prescriptions that are not OTC to a person that has not met the base criteria.
Great info!

The prostate medication is interesting because anti-androgen meds and feminising hormones should DECREASE the risk of prostate issues. Maybe Kev's surgeon really did a number down there.

If there's only 4/5 "girls" on HRT (obviously Bonnie's husband isn't), then I'd assume Penny, Kevin, Jen and Bonnie are on them and Jarrod isn't (since he's still able to grow a healthy scruff, although he lives in that RV so maybe he does have some meds separate).

Although I'm always mystified about exactly who else might live on the ranch besides the main gang.
 
I’ll med sperg a bit here. So the spiractin they received is about a half year to 1 year supply for one person. MtF patients generally take a minimum of about 100mg a day to upwards of 300mg (1-3 tablets) per day. This leads me to think only four people are receiving an actual prescription for this drug. Prescriptions are filled usually for 30 or 90 days. As we know, multiple have undergone either orchiectomy or GRS. This should be cause for a 90 day prescription and they only received 4 prescriptions.
It's likely that only the troons with intact testicles are taking spironolactone as an inexpensive off-label testosterone blocker. If the castrated ones are still taking it, it'll be at a reduced dose.
Finally, I see prosteride. A medication for enlarged prostates. The prostate isn’t removed and should be given to relieve prostate cancer risks. The prescribing physician must have felt that prostate cancer is a possible risk stratification or some of the tranchers have enlarged prostates.
You're being misled by the brand name. (In the US, it's Proscar.) Generic, it's finasteride.

The most famous brand name for finasteride is Propecia. Someone on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is worried about their male pattern baldness.
Weirdly enough, nowhere do I see estradiol nor auto-inject needles.
They might be keeping their estradiol vials in the refrigerator.

You're not supposed to, and it says on the box not to, but, y'know.
 
And all those meds are paid for on the Colorado taxpayers dime..."thanks for losing money out of your paychecks to cover our titty skittles average working Joes who we hate and think are all Earls out to get us,"
Colorado has a semi socialized health care. If you're a student for example and sign up for it, it's completely free. At least it was 10 years ago, anyway. I remember for my prescriptions, I only had to pay $1 a bottle for opioids.
 
I could understand if it was a male sheep who caught him off guard and rammed him. But he claims to have been dragged.

It may well be that he made the whole thing up.
Most likely option is his stupid LARP gear got caught on the sheep somehow. I dunno if they got the sheep sheared along with the alpaca, but if there's a decent amount of fluff, it could have gotten tangled in the buckles or clips or whatever. Or the animal could have put a foot through some loose straps, which I think is less likely given how tight they are, but still possible. Even if he was dragged a short distance by a sheep running on panic and adrenaline, the ground there is so rocky it'd be easy to whack his head on a rock, which might be enough to make his vision black out for a second. A bit of embellishment for twitter, and voila.
 
If there's only 4/5 "girls" on HRT (obviously Bonnie's husband isn't), then I'd assume Penny, Kevin, Jen and Bonnie are on them and Jarrod isn't (since he's still able to grow a healthy scruff, although he lives in that RV so maybe he does have some meds separate).
Jarrod has stated that he is pre-HRT so if he is taking any hormones it isn't prescribed.
 
Troons can't be bothered, volume the next. Remember the fence that they made a big show about buying and putting up to keep out "The Fash". Well Paul lost a dog a couple of days ago and Phil stuck a photo on Twitter of him looking for it. Notice anything odd?
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So they didn't actually put a fence up, just a line of posts. Then the cameras all went away, and, Meh.
That image is creepy. The bleak landscape, the unfinished / abandoned fence posts, the hulking vaguely humanoid black figure in the distance - it's like one of those horror movie jump scare scenes where the camera pans briefly away then back, and the figure is suddenly much closer. Brrrr.
 
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