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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I believe the standard of care when it comes to spironolactone is to continue full dosage until older, regardless of surgery, side effects become concerning, to inhibit testosterone. I could see Phil being at a low dosage but all the prescriptions are 100mg as they’re in the same bag.

The finasteride is weird to me. The pills are clearly under the brand name prosteride which isn’t that common in the US and would be pretty useless as they have prescriptions for spironolactone. I’m thinking they were prescribed it by a care provider without knowledge of other medication. The only other reason would be prostate concern.

now that I’m not drunk, I think they can’t get shipped the estradiol and auto injector as they come together. Some states don’t allow shipping of auto injectors and a cursory glance at google didn’t show much. They’re probably too lazy to pick it up at the pharmacy as they’re mainly larping and not that interested in actual treatment that isn’t immediately gratifying.
From what I've seen, they often throw any drug at troons that's related to sexual function. Like Estrodiol is given sometimes for tube boob growth. It seems to be like the doctor says "maybe" and one troon tries it and comes back to the doctor and reports something euphoric or didn't work.
 
You can cover prepared soil with tarp to stop weeds growing, or to help organic matter mulch into the soil, so that it's easier to sow seeds and grow things later on.

If they're "off ranch" does this mean they're actually doing work for a neighbour for a change? Seems unlike them, although maybe they've realised they can't grift for money and may need to actually work for it.
I recall they did a few jobs for people, including one where they bought chainsaws and ended up not getting the full payment for the job. They insisted it was unfair but from what they said it sounded like they straight up didn't do the full job they had agreed to do. It was clearing brush if I'm remembering right.

Wonder if this job will go badly too. By wonder if, I mean wonder how.
 
Minor correction: they have 38 acres. The math was their land, with its native vegetation and fertility, could support 5 alpacas at most.
Gees. I don’t know anything about land management or laws regarding herds, but could they land in hot water for messing this up? I assume that’s why they’d need a lot of hay?

edit I assume they won’t.
 
Gees. I don’t know anything about land management or laws regarding herds, but could they land in hot water for messing this up? I assume that’s why they’d need a lot of hay?
If you don't have grazing area you need to supplement with other feed. Im no alpaca expert but grazing animals are usually given supplemented diets with their grazing. The amount of paca they have they NEED hay supplement. So yeah it's just an extra expense. Alpaca also likely have other dietary needs.

Land management I don't think there's anything legally as its a farmland. They would only likely have issues if they built something as an addition to the house as most places have building code. Im not sure about code for sheds or shelter for animals.
 
Gees. I don’t know anything about land management or laws regarding herds, but could they land in hot water for messing this up? I assume that’s why they’d need a lot of hay?

edit I assume they won’t.
They won't. The sheriff visited them last year and deemed it A-OK. Sadly animal cruelty is very hard to prosecute and most examples I've seen carried very lenient sentences.
And yeah, that's why they need a lot of hay.

Land management or building code - probably not, but their septic tank situation could land them in hot shit. I've also hunted down the county pet ordnance or whatever it's called in Kev's thread and they're far above the limit. Still, since no one seems to be enforcing it... they're getting away with the shitshow they're brewing.
 
They won't. The sheriff visited them last year and deemed it A-OK. Sadly animal cruelty is very hard to prosecute and most examples I've seen carried very lenient sentences.
And yeah, that's why they need a lot of hay.

Land management or building code - probably not, but their septic tank situation could land them in hot shit. I've also hunted down the county pet ordnance or whatever it's called in Kev's thread and they're far above the limit. Still, since no one seems to be enforcing it... they're getting away with the shitshow they're brewing.
I skimmed over this and at first thought that you were implying that having Kevin meant that they were over the county pet limit (which I do agree with)
 
Someone a few weeks back did the math - they have 5 acres, and between 150-200 alpaca. This source gives the graze rate at 4-6 alpaca per acre, with proper rotation. Assuming they do all of that perfectly (lol), they're still over a hundred alpaca beyond what the land could have supported.
It is possible to raise up to 25 alpacas per hectare (10 alpacas per acre), as they have a designated area for waste products and keep their eating area away from their waste area. However, this ratio differs from country to country and is highly dependent on the quality of pasture available (in many desert locations it is generally only possible to run one to three animals per acre due to lack of suitable vegetation).

At least, this is what Wikipedia says, which still makes sense. Their terrain is poor, and slamming 200 alpacas in has resulted in desertification. Ideally, they would just have 35 alpacas.
 
Meanwhile, in the Kevosphere...
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Also he's going to start streaming and shooting porn allegedly so it's good to know everyone is uh....working???
Tranny porn is always the worst. South of the border: "HOT SHEMALE FUCKS HAIRY MAN FOR CASH!". In the states: "Transfemme transsexual transwoman engages in romantic sex with poly-partner demisexual queen". That alone is a red flag cause they can't take the piss on their own gender and sexuality even if it means 350% more engagement.
 
They've done jobs for others before - they put together a stone wall (badly) and they helped a neighbour shear.

It's always Penny and Bonnie and sometimes Jarrod doing the work. That's the one thing I have to commend those two on, they do actually work. That's why I'll never understand why they accept the likes of Kevin mooching off them, even if he does pay some rent.

lol u think bonnie ACCEPTS KEVIN???
 
It seems like a perfect setting for some sort of horror movie or short story.
The place already reminds me of the Sawyer/hewit farm from the Texas Chainsaw massacre, except instead of one retard who like wearing makeup and dresses thinking he looks pretty in them, that's what they all are.
 
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Looks like some kind of school complex in the background. I'd guess this is a sort of community works project. Maybe the Tranchers are getting local taxpayer money, maybe they're just angling for some community goodwill.
They're behind the school at the community garden. You can see the solar panels on the school roof at center of the picture and the brown roofed house with the shed on the left. The only positive interactions they seem to have with the community involve the local government. The recycling program. The DnD group at the library. Now working on the garden. Typically where I live there is an employee in charge of organizing the garden and the rest is volunteer work. I would be surprised if they're getting paid.

I wonder who the troon lover in the local government is? It might just be that town needs more volunteers than they get, which would be typical, and they're happy for any helping hand. But, I am conspiratorially inclined and wonder if they have someone in the local government or community with troon sympathies who puts in a good word for them or clues them into projects that seem up their alley and would garner community support.

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Also, lol at Paul's hamhock of an arm. That's a fucking hog leg.

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Now now, don't bodyshame him, he identifies as a dump truck. An asexual non-binary dump truck, sure, but a dump truck nevertheless.

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3D printer e-begging incoming?
What the fuck is an airblock? I ain't no AR armorer, but I've put together a couple uppers/lowers and have many thousands of rounds on the AR platform and I've never heard of an airblock. Just dremel the fucking FSB down to be low-pro if it bothers you and don't fuck with the barrel. Bubbaing the FSB mod is nearly impossible. I can't wait for him to improperly torque the barrel nut and his "precision rig" grouping the size of his fat fucking ass.
 
What the fuck is an airblock? I ain't no AR armorer, but I've put together a couple uppers/lowers and have many thousands of rounds on the AR platform and I've never heard of an airblock. Just dremel the fucking FSB down to be low-pro if it bothers you and don't fuck with the barrel. Bubbaing the FSB mod is nearly impossible. I can't wait for him to improperly torque the barrel nut and his "precision rig" grouping the size of his fat fucking ass.
I reckon he's a low-IQ dump truck and actually means the gas block - which you probably deducted. A precision rifle would be useless for him anyway if he can't shoot for shit and also cross into his RPR usage. Free-floating the barrel would be a sensible choice but there's no way he could do that by himself. Another smarter decision would be getting a decent trigger group - but he seems to be too dumb to figure these out. Former bike repairman my ass.
 
lol u think bonnie ACCEPTS KEVIN???
Yeah, I don't know if it's stuck in the Kev thread but for anyone who doesn't know: Bonnie had a recorded chimpout over "allosexuals" (Kevin) likely because him "expressing himself" was what made us FIND the Tranch in the first place. Literally it's the fault of Kevin if they were just a troon ranch it wouldnt have nearly as much attention!

Bonnie has always been uncomfortable with Kevin being coomers delight. They had a shitty "haha we made up we are family haha" tweet but dollars to donuts if Penny got Earl'd and it was only Bonnie incharge? Kevin would be out on his fat ass.
They're behind the school at the community garden. You can see the solar panels on the school roof at center of the picture and the brown roofed house with the shed on the left. The only positive interactions they seem to have with the community involve the local government. The recycling program. The DnD group at the library. Now working on the garden. Typically where I live there is an employee in charge of organizing the garden and the rest is volunteer work. I would be surprised if they're getting paid.

I wonder who the troon lover in the local government is? It might just be that town needs more volunteers than they get, which would be typical, and they're happy for any helping hand. But, I am conspiratorially inclined and wonder if they have someone in the local government or community with troon sympathies who puts in a good word for them or clues them into projects that seem up their alley and would garner community support.

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Also, lol at Paul's hamhock of an arm. That's a fucking hog leg.

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Excellent autism find
 
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