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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
DnD group at the library
Didn’t they get kicked out of the library for, no joke iirc, their smell?


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Also I’m no expert, but didn’t they literally say less than 48 hours ago that you can’t ride alpacas because they’re too small.
 
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I reckon he's a low-IQ dump truck and actually means the gas block - which you probably deducted. A precision rifle would be useless for him anyway if he can't shoot for shit and also cross into his RPR usage. Free-floating the barrel would be a sensible choice but there's no way he could do that by himself. Another smarter decision would be getting a decent trigger group - but he seems to be too dumb to figure these out. Former bike repairman my ass.
Here comes the gun sperging. I was just waiting for someone to bite.
I actually wouldn't recommend a new trigger. It already has some kind of NiB, nickel boron coated, $70-90 trigger group. I put a Geissele on my DMR style build and while it's the tits, I don't shoot 500+ yards enough to really justify it even at Black Friday prices. Putting a free floated handguard on it would probably improve the group size the most bang for the buck. It isn't rocket science, but it can be a pain in the ass to get everything lined up and torqued properly your first time depending on the nut. Buying a vice block or reaction rod makes it much easier. I bet you can find a decent post on how to estimate the barrel nut torque without a torque wrench if you choose some cheap rail popular on reddit. The milspec nut range is like 30-85 ft lbs. Not exactly a precision job.

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Putting any kind precision barrel on a non-free floated barrel is retarded. But, I bet he isn't going to buy a precision barrel. He's going to buy some $100 Ballistic Advantage or Rosco that's no better than what's on there. Actual precision barrels are on long backorders and last I checked a $275 Criterion in hand will run you $450 on Gunbroker. I don't even want to know what a Krieger would cost. That's if you can actually find them. Which brings me to another point. There is no reason to build or modify your own upper unless you're doing it for the experience or doing multiple uppers to offset tool cost, and you aren't spending tons of money on expensive components.

Buying a vice block or reaction rod will cost you as much as, more for a nice one, than having a gunsmith put the upper together. Hell, I think Adco is $50+shipping if there is nobody you can trust local. Frank at Compass Lake builds guns for dudes who shoot at Camp Perry, Civilian Marksmanship Program National Trophy Matches, and they'll build an upper for about the same. Paul is going about it completely wrong in modifying that upper and it wouldn't surprise me if he's posting just shit to bait us gunspergs into explaining how to do it right.
Inb4 he does it himself, doesn't use any aeroshell, and the barrel nut is seized on when he gives it to someone to fix.
Didn’t they get kicked out of the library for , no joke iirc, their smell?
That's hilarious and I missed it if they did.
 
Here comes the gun sperging. I was just waiting for someone to bite.
I actually wouldn't recommend a new trigger. It already has some kind of NiB, nickel boron coated, $70-90 trigger group. I put a Geissele on my DMR style build and while it's the tits, I don't shoot 500+ yards enough to really justify it even at Black Friday prices. Putting a free floated handguard on it would probably improve the group size the most bang for the buck. It isn't rocket science, but it can be a pain in the ass to get everything lined up and torqued properly your first time depending on the nut. Buying a vice block or reaction rod makes it much easier. I bet you can find a decent post on how to estimate the barrel nut torque without a torque wrench if you choose some cheap rail popular on reddit. The milspec nut range is like 30-85 ft lbs. Not exactly a precision job.

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Putting any kind precision barrel on a non-free floated barrel is retarded. But, I bet he isn't going to buy a precision barrel. He's going to buy some $100 Ballistic Advantage or Rosco that's no better than what's on there. Actual precision barrels are on long backorders and last I checked a $275 Criterion in hand will run you $450 on Gunbroker. I don't even want to know what a Krieger would cost. That's if you can actually find them. Which brings me to another point. There is no reason to build or modify your own upper unless you're doing it for the experience or doing multiple uppers to offset tool cost, and you aren't spending tons of money on expensive components.

Buying a vice block or reaction rod will cost you as much as, more for a nice one, than having a gunsmith put the upper together. Hell, I think Adco is $50+shipping if there is nobody you can trust local. Frank at Compass Lake builds guns for dudes who shoot at Camp Perry, Civilian Marksmanship Program National Trophy Matches, and they'll build an upper for about the same. Paul is going about it completely wrong in modifying that upper and it wouldn't surprise me if he's posting just shit to bait us gunspergs into explaining how to do it right.
Inb4 he does it himself, doesn't use any aeroshell, and the barrel nut is seized on when he gives it to someone to fix.
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I have a fleeting suspicion he can't really pull that trigger well and a new, lighter group would help him with that.

I completely agree on the "precision build parts" part, but knowing them and as indicated by the tweet - "lighter" - he's going to go for the most expensive pencil/match barrel he can find because it's at least as cool as his Ruger Fifty-seven.

I also smell some selfishness at Tran Ranch - a vise block or a reaction rod could be used by pretty much any and all of them, so it's a no-go - plus they aren't any good for LARPing.
I don't see anything wrong with the current handguard either, so he wants to change it either because it's used or because it's not /k/ommando enough for him.

Bottom line is, I guess, I can't see anything obviously wrong with the gun - it's more like a Paul problem and he needs to satiate his inner greedy /k/ommando somehow instead of putting more rounds down range on a reactive target so he can improve his shooting.

He could ask Ollam to ask his friend Karl to ask his friend Sinistral to get him (Paul) a new KE carbine.
 
Thinking back on this, isn't precision shooting by any of the tranchers a fucking joke? None of them are in shape enough to LARP as Karl Fairburne, and sure as hell don't have the lungs to snipe. Bonnie, if anything is the one I'd give the least ability to precision shoot due to his fucking girth and how he's audibly out of breath on some of his interviews.
 
Didn’t they get kicked out of the library for, no joke iirc, their smell?



Also I’m no expert, but didn’t they literally say less than 48 hours ago that you can’t ride alpacas because they’re too small.
I think they meant some of the boys got in with the girls to try to breed and Boonie had to yeehaw hamtackle the Alpaca.
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I have a fleeting suspicion he can't really pull that trigger well and a new, lighter group would help him with that.

I completely agree on the "precision build parts" part, but knowing them and as indicated by the tweet - "lighter" - he's going to go for the most expensive pencil/match barrel he can find because it's at least as cool as his Ruger Fifty-seven.

I also smell some selfishness at Tran Ranch - a vise block or a reaction rod could be used by pretty much any and all of them, so it's a no-go - plus they aren't any good for LARPing.
I don't see anything wrong with the current handguard either, so he wants to change it either because it's used or because it's not /k/ommando enough for him.

Bottom line is, I guess, I can't see anything obviously wrong with the gun - it's more like a Paul problem and he needs to satiate his inner greedy /k/ommando somehow instead of putting more rounds down range on a reactive target so he can improve his shooting.

He could ask Ollam to ask his friend Karl to ask his friend Sinistral to get him (Paul) a new KE carbine.

Not a /k/ommando here, but in a few posts spaced around he claimed he had issues with jammin'. he also has modded that gun before quite a bit. Im not sure if this is because hes, as you said, greedy /k/ommando or just retarded
 
I reckon he's a low-IQ dump truck and actually means the gas block - which you probably deducted. A precision rifle would be useless for him anyway if he can't shoot for shit and also cross into his RPR usage. Free-floating the barrel would be a sensible choice but there's no way he could do that by himself. Another smarter decision would be getting a decent trigger group - but he seems to be too dumb to figure these out. Former bike repairman my ass.
What kind of a brain dead retard builds a PRS off a Springfield? Holy shit. The words Precision and Cheap do not align in the gun world.
 
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I have a fleeting suspicion he can't really pull that trigger well and a new, lighter group would help him with that.

I completely agree on the "precision build parts" part, but knowing them and as indicated by the tweet - "lighter" - he's going to go for the most expensive pencil/match barrel he can find because it's at least as cool as his Ruger Fifty-seven.

I also smell some selfishness at Tran Ranch - a vise block or a reaction rod could be used by pretty much any and all of them, so it's a no-go - plus they aren't any good for LARPing.
I don't see anything wrong with the current handguard either, so he wants to change it either because it's used or because it's not /k/ommando enough for him.

Bottom line is, I guess, I can't see anything obviously wrong with the gun - it's more like a Paul problem and he needs to satiate his inner greedy /k/ommando somehow instead of putting more rounds down range on a reactive target so he can improve his shooting.

He could ask Ollam to ask his friend Karl to ask his friend Sinistral to get him (Paul) a new KE carbine.
My first thought to be honest was that he was blaming his gun for his shit aim. I’ve known several autists and often they fixate on something that they blame for their inability to live up to their really high standards rather than self improvement.

Does he have aspergers or autism? Sorry if I’m late and missed it but it wouldn’t surprise me since it goes hand in hand with being a tranny…
 
My first thought to be honest was that he was blaming his gun for his shit aim. I’ve known several autists and often they fixate on something that they blame for their inability to live up to their really high standards rather than self improvement.

Does he have aspergers or autism? Sorry if I’m late and missed it but it wouldn’t surprise me since it goes hand in hand with being a tranny…

It has not been said formally, but it's a troon.... and they all are autists until proven otherwise.

Also I feel that's a thing in many hobbies or skills "the sun was in my eyes" level shit. Or autismos wanting to look tougher and more competent than they are at something and then complain about not being able to do something. (And also will REEEEE if you give them a suggestion)

The biggest gun mistake was allowing a troon to have one. At least they're easier to mod than body parts....
 
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I have a fleeting suspicion he can't really pull that trigger well and a new, lighter group would help him with that.

I completely agree on the "precision build parts" part, but knowing them and as indicated by the tweet - "lighter" - he's going to go for the most expensive pencil/match barrel he can find because it's at least as cool as his Ruger Fifty-seven.

I also smell some selfishness at Tran Ranch - a vise block or a reaction rod could be used by pretty much any and all of them, so it's a no-go - plus they aren't any good for LARPing.
I don't see anything wrong with the current handguard either, so he wants to change it either because it's used or because it's not /k/ommando enough for him.

Bottom line is, I guess, I can't see anything obviously wrong with the gun - it's more like a Paul problem and he needs to satiate his inner greedy /k/ommando somehow instead of putting more rounds down range on a reactive target so he can improve his shooting.

He could ask Ollam to ask his friend Karl to ask his friend Sinistral to get him (Paul) a new KE carbine.
I agree there is nothing wrong with the rifle. I would donate money to the Tranch if Paul could prove he can shoot better than 4MOA* with it at any significant distance to my satisfaction, ie one camera behind the shooter and one at the target with no cuts, and that it needs to be upgraded so he can get more out of it. He just wants to make it their precision AR because he larps as the Tranch's precision shooter. I also suspect he gets winded getting up and down from his shooting mat and he's too weak to shoot from standing or kneeling very much with his current rifle. Most shooters deficiencies can be solved by thoughtful and metrics based practice. We know that will never happen given their prance around like a retard while mag dumping style of training, so he wants to buy things to crutch his poor technique.

*A minute of angle is an angular measurement equal to 1/60th of a degree. MOA increases approximately 1" in diameter every 100 yards. 1 MOA at 100yds is about 1" diameter circle. 1 MOA at 300yds is about 3" circle. 3MOA at 100yds is about 3" circle as well.
 
If you don't have grazing area you need to supplement with other feed. Im no alpaca expert but grazing animals are usually given supplemented diets with their grazing. The amount of paca they have they NEED hay supplement. So yeah it's just an extra expense. Alpaca also likely have other dietary needs.

Land management I don't think there's anything legally as its a farmland. They would only likely have issues if they built something as an addition to the house as most places have building code. Im not sure about code for sheds or shelter for animals.
Ignoring the grazing limitations of their land it is there is a hard number of each animal you can keep in one spot before they will just trample the pasture. Normal people will cross fence or at least use temporary electric fencing to keep the animals in. By rotating the animals it allows the land time to regrow.
 
DnD groups are rather tolerant of odd smells from players. I can only speculate on how awful their stench must be to get kicked out of the community DnD group.

Does anyone have this tweet? I don't remember this. Or at least if you remember how far back it was/who posted it, so it could be found in our archives

I know they also play MTG.... if they get kicked out of an MTG then we know it's over.

Also think about it. Kevin shares a bed with Penny and Jen... Three grown ass men sharing a bed where two are NEETs and one does a lot of outdoor work.
 
(Bonny saying he had to rodeo an alpaca for 200 yards or some shit)

Also I’m no expert, but didn’t they literally say less than 48 hours ago that you can’t ride alpacas because they’re too small.

Man, even if alpacas WERE a thing you could ride I'd feel bad for that thing. I don't know shit about riding in general but I know that a friend who's a former horse girl won't even ride horses until she drops some weight, and she's only a FRACTION of the size of Dump Truck Bonnie there. Between Bonnie being a fatass and most of those alpaca looking like they're one stiff breeze away from falling over I surprised he didn't break the poor thing's spine.
 
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