Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

I was wondering the same thing. So many questions... if she DOES do it, will it be alone and a tearful muh mentalz and lots of Becky spite? If she DOESN'T do it, muh mentalz catches the blame again. Either way, just another Hamber day ending in Y.

There's always the chance Becky, playing the good cowboy in the white hat, will pony up and "try to support Hamber during this difficult time" only to be thrown under the bus every second sentence by the Narc Princess, also referred to as "Her Fatness." My take is the Thumb would be an absolute fool to subject herself to Hamber's whiny bullshit. But it's been like what, a week or so now? Maybe they clit kissed and made up or sumpthin'.

Who in the hell knows with these two retards?

If Becky's smart, she'll put distance between herself and her ex-fiance and wash her hands of this trainwreck of a relationship. She has no further obligations to the fat retard.

If Becky's smart.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Has she tried to cancel her live yet?

We know our gorl too well!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What’s really lunacy is that someone WILL buy this and it will reinforce her arrogance about selling garbage for this much. Amber doesn’t need a thumb butler, she can just exploit her stupid fan base instead. Bet she could get one of them to take her in if she really needs to.

I don’t think Hamber’s dedicated fans are any better off than she is. Spending $25 of their SSI checks on earrings or super chats out of boredom is very different than letting Hamber crash in your trailer or mawmaw’s extra bedroom.

But man would Amber moving in with some extra large super fan’s trailer or section 8 apt would be fantastic story arc.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I don’t think Hamber’s dedicated fans are any better off than she is. Spending $25 of their SSI checks on earrings or super chats out of boredom is very different than letting Hamber crash in your trailer or mawmaw’s extra bedroom.

But man would Amber moving in with some extra large super fan’s trailer or section 8 apt would be fantastic story arc.

On this sort of note;

I have wondered recently if she might get out right exploited. Like a real grift, not a half arsed one. Someone who knows who she is and who could be smart enough to syphon money off, benefit from free rent for a while and eventually just ditch her. I wouldn't wish it on Amber as that's an insane breach of someones trust, but I don't doubt it would be an interesting new chapter. Especially if haydurs point it out and she blocks them for trolynn.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Why would anybody want to be with her for any other reason than financial or youtube fame exploitation? She's obnoxious, she's stupid, she's immobile, 600lbs, doesn't fuck, she's filthy and she stinks.

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

She's obnoxious, she's stupid, she's immobile, 600lbs, doesn't fuck, she's filthy and she stinks

Thats a lot of words to say that "shes Amber"

 

[Chinead O’Beezer]

Maybe she was watching that ep where the lady kept her pee bottles.
that’s gonna be her if this bed bound saga keeps up.

No I think she is too fat to actually get a bottle into the right position. She will be skipping that stage and going straight to giant adult diapers.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

she also eats all those huge chunks of raw onion, BLECH!! Onion comes out in your sweat and your breath. Poor Becky hates onions and Amber is essentially an onion processing plant.

Ditto garlic, in the half bottle of garlic salt shedumps into her slops. I also bet they never open the windows in that joint. Even though it's the South, the brief spring and the winter can be sublime. Ever had to clean out a house or visit one where the person was shut-in who never opened the windows and never bathed (bonus: and who smoked)? She absolutely reeks and thant stench will be on everything.

What’s really lunacy is that someone WILL buy this and it will reinforce her arrogance about selling garbage for this much. Amber doesn’t need a thumb butler, she can just exploit her stupid fan base instead. Bet she could get one of them to take her in if she really needs to.

I was watching Sinatra on Sunday night. Yes, he can be annoying, but I will say that he is more energetic and more personable than Big Al. Sunday night, he raked in $15K (before whatever fees are taken). There were a bunch of $1K donations one right after another. Big Al could exploit a portion of her audience (feeders) for this kid of coin if she put in the merest bit of effort.

If she's really strapped for cash, she should sell some of her underwear. She won't need it if she's bedbound, and I'm sure there are some sick fucks that would pay good money for it.

If she marketed them to dudes in the Far East, she could make a killing.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Why would anybody want to be with her for any other reason than financial or youtube fame exploitation? She's obnoxious, she's stupid, she's immobile, 600lbs, doesn't fuck, she's filthy and she stinks.

A covert gorilla style documentary maker could take one for the team and wipe the Ham for a year all while gathering footage, recordings and happenings. Just imagine the end result when they publish their work. I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If Becky's smart, she'll put distance between herself and her ex-fiance and wash her hands of this trainwreck of a relationship. She has no further obligations to the fat retard.

If Becky's smart.

She was definitely more checked out in the last live. I'm waiting for her to start not being there for the lives or just telling Big Al she isn't going to do them. That would make for great content for us, with Big Al sniffling through a live, whining about Becky not being there to hold her hand, even though 90% of the videos she's done since the Becky Era began are her alone.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No I think she is too fat to actually get a bottle into the right position. She will be skipping that stage and going straight to giant adult diapers.

My 600 lb life has taught me that bed bound death fats don’t have diapers, they just lay on giant chubbs pads to piss and shit on their bed. I’m not sure why this is the preferred method except maybe it’s the only method for a bed bound immovable land mass. I really don’t understand how some one shits while laying in bed, but it’s a thing.

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

Im waiting for Drunk-Lynn to make her grand comeback with a dainty 1L bottle of Barefoot. A gorl can dream

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I was watching Sinatra on Sunday night. Yes, he can be annoying, but I will say that he is more energetic and more personable than Big Al. Sunday night, he raked in $15K (before whatever fees are taken). There were a bunch of $1K donations one right after another. Big Al could exploit a portion of her audience (feeders) for this kid of coin if she put in the merest bit of effort

Yeah, but in Australia money that's like 3 bucks.

 

[AmberAlert]

My 600 lb life has taught me that bed bound death fats don’t have diapers, they just lay on giant chubbs pads to piss and shit on their bed. I’m not sure why this is the preferred method except maybe it’s the only method for a bed bound immovable land mass. I really don’t understand how some one shits while laying in bed, but it’s a thing.

Even if they could find diapers that fit, the amount of work it would take to get it under and then around the massive circumference multiple times a day probably isn't worth it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Im waiting for Drunk-Lynn to make her grand comeback with a dainty 1L bottle of Barefoot. A gorl can dream

Someone did a superchat specifically for a bottle of Barefoot in one of the lives.

Even if they could find diapers that fit, the amount of work it would take to get it under and then around the massive circumference multiple times a day probably isn't worth it.

Unless you were really desperate for an upper body/arm workout that day. But you'd have to be REALLY desperate for that to be your exercise outlet.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Even if they could find diapers that fit, the amount of work it would take to get it under and then around the massive circumference multiple times a day probably isn't worth it.

What disturbs me is how much shit must be involved, shit that others have to clean up. I mean the average adult produces a sizable amount of shit, but a 600 lb person??? It’s terrifying to think about and more amazing anyone is willing to take care of someone who is so gluttonous they shit the bed and require others to deal with it.

Not being able to walk ten steps to use a toilet wasn’t enough of a deterrent to stop shoveling mountains of food down their gullet ffs.

 

[King Fructose]

What disturbs me is how much shit must be involved, shit that others have to clean up. I mean the average adult produces a sizable amount of shit, but a 600 lb person??? It’s terrifying to think about and more amazing anyone is willing to take care of someone who is so gluttonous they shit the bed and require others to deal with it.

Not being able to walk ten steps to use a toilet wasn’t enough of a deterrent to stop shoveling mountains of food down their gullet ffs.

This old Mario cartoon sums it up nicely.

Spoiler: Slightly nasty

Mad Mad Mario 4

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[Slappy McGherkin]

I really don’t understand how some one shits while laying in bed, but it’s a thing.

No PL, but it happened to me in the hospital. Me - frantically pushes button for someone to come help me; nobody comes. Oops, too late. It's an absolutely disgusting feeling laying in your own shit and unable to do anything about it. I can't imagine being so fat that you actually have to live that way.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Yeah, but in Australia money that's like 3 bucks.

The Aussie dollar isn't that bad at US75c . I'd suggest if he was getting thousands in superchats they would have been currency like the South African Rand or the Thai Baht.

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

The Aussie dollar isn't that bad at US75c . I'd suggest if he was getting thousands in superchats they would have been currency like the South African Rand or the Thai Baht.

Spoiler: Dumb Sinatra Says sperg because Im feeling autistic

Not that relevant, but Sinatra Says uses streamlabs for donations since that service only takes max 5% instead of youtubes 30% on superchats. And as insane as it sounds, he has gotten multiple 1000USD donations and even more 100+usd each stream. I like the banter he has with his wife :p