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- Dec 17, 2019
Now I can only dream of a Laugh In style show starring all our favorite cows.
Imagine Henry Gibson reciting passages from Maradonia.
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Imagine Gary Owens announcing Rusell Greer is about to take the stage, "that perfect 10, Peanuts playing piano stud," followed by Taylor Swift popping out of the wall to reject Russ' date proposal.
Gonna re-drop this here:
This is gender-flipped Russell Greer incarnate. And this show is P-A-C-K-E-D with Russisms. Phil Harris already comes off as supreme sex pest pedophile, but there's still loads of room for plights, and goddamn, this one has so many:
* Russell Greer tier "jokes" complete with Dora mugging for the camera and/or tardsplaining the jokes
* Dora telling E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y that she's Dora Hall from Prairieville--no1curr. Rich Little on suicide watch.
* A gun and/or arsenal pointed off camera at the back up dancers. DANCE, BITCHES.
* Oliver being the ONLY one holding the mic like a Dick Flute. I mean, he's dead, but was he gay?
* Frank Sinatra Jr. Phoning it in--or rather--dashing off a thoughtless note and mailing it in from Prairieville
* That Happy Kine and the Mirthmakers guy from Fernwood Tonight mugging and pulling the same shitty Russell Greer tier jokes.
* TV City is without a doubt, one of Leo Hulsman's sound stage properties in the Burbank area (he had a few for rent/real estate purposes)
* More tardsplained shit tier Russ jokes
* Dora covers completely inappropriate genres ALL (clap) THE (clap) TIME (clap, clap, clappity, clap) She sings "I Like it Like That."
* Can't sing. And I'll concede that the butternut squash demonstrates a more diverse range of monkey afflictions.
Sidebar stuff: Roosevelt Grier is the "smartest" man on the show. Must've said just enough to appease Hulsman and stayed the entire fuck away from this abortion. Good on him.
E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y looks like they are wondering if Hulsman's check will clear. Can you blame them?
If the interbutts was a thing in Nineteen tickety two, Dora Hall would probably be blubbering on about plights and spamming Reddit with Premore audio abortions while sicking Hulsman on Null.
I don't want to give Russell ideas, but... this would be what I imagine him doing more than a Laugh In knock off.