DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[00R-Gundam]

Wouldnt be surprised if the tips goal for the beggathon will be around the difference of tips he missed since the first announcement to make up what he didnt make up to the beggathon

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I hope his fans feel like shit letting him down like this. You guys suck.

 

[David Davidson]

So now its "need to raise funds to make up for not hitting the tips goal" to "need to hit the tips goal AND do a a marathon"? The story keeps fucking changing.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I hope his fans feel like shit letting him down like this. You guys suck.

He puts too much pressure on his fans dood! It's not their fauhlt! It's always comes down to one or two people who normally have to swoop in and save the day! Phil knows this and he's really bewildered, he just doesn't know what to do!

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Holy fuck that moving in with his parents comment rattled him. It's like he's legit afraid of it having to happen?

Right, obviously my intentions were trolling. But, if you are a bankrupt grown man who is currently begging daily to "make ends meet", surely the idea selling your sole asset and going to stay with family where you can live for free shouldn't be the "most stupidest thing you've ever heard"...unless you are a bankrupt grown man that is begging daily to make ends meet I suppose.

My guess is that DSPs weekly calls with Mama Burnell always end in something like, "you know Phillip, you can always come home and stay with us"..

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil can't even hit 20% of what his subs goal used to be and he expects us to believe the old one was organic. And he also wants his same money source to go back to hitting the Tips Goal every day after coughing up thousands of dollars for a fundraiser...after they're struggling to hit the goal.
Rock-solid career stability, Philip

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Right, obviously my intentions were trolling. But, if you are a bankrupt grown man who is currently begging daily to "make ends meet", surely the idea selling your sole asset and going to stay with family where you can live for free shouldn't be the "most stupidest thing you've ever heard"...unless you are a bankrupt grown man that is begging daily to make ends meet I suppose.

My guess is that DSPs weekly calls with Mama Burnell always end in something like, "you know Phillip, you can always come home and stay with us"..

The thing is, what you said was just an hanest suggestion from an ignorant commenter (as far as Phil was concerned). That REALLY rubbed him the wrong way when he saw that, so that's all telling that having to potentially move back in with his parents as an absolute last resort thing to do will really get to him.

Sometimes the most simple form of trolling is the most effective choice.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Hoping for a depressed late night gin tweet later.

 

[h0g]

Why does he even do these night streams? Just do one 8 hour a day stream asking for $300. Trying to raise $150 in an hour and a half EVERY SINGLE NIGHT is absurd, even if he were a popular streamer.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Why does he even do these night streams? Just do one 8 hour a day stream asking for $300. Trying to raise $150 in an hour and a half EVERY SINGLE NIGHT is absurd, even if he were a popular streamer.

He can't, because apparently if he can't take a break and walk around without sitting down for too long he'll get life threatening blood clots that he'll have to deal with.

Once again, Phil self handicapped his own content and earning potential because he has no sense what sort of nonsense he spouts out.

 

[FlappyBat]

Why does he even do these night streams? Just do one 8 hour a day stream asking for $300. Trying to raise $150 in an hour and a half EVERY SINGLE NIGHT is absurd, even if he were a popular streamer.

That would mean he earns less. Having one stream means he can't split up his "support". Right now he's only asking for 150 per stream. That is the number he wants to focus on, not 300 per day.

Any amount above 150 from day stream is memory holed and any amount below 150 during the night stream is brought up over and over again.

 

[BepsiLight]

Why does he even do these night streams? Just do one 8 hour a day stream asking for $300. Trying to raise $150 in an hour and a half EVERY SINGLE NIGHT is absurd, even if he were a popular streamer.

It's all smoke and mirrors to confuse the paypigs.
300 bucks a day seems like an insane amount of money for a guy living with a roommate and a catson, but when he splits it into two 150 bucks "goals" the paypigs are fooled into thinking "oh, 150 bucks per day, that's fair" and are more willing to give him 50% of their daily income to hit a third of the goal.

 

[UaineRunei]

So now its "need to raise funds to make up for not hitting the tips goal" to "need to hit the tips goal AND do a a marathon"? The story keeps fucking changing.

So he has to do a begathon to make up for not hitting the tips goal on streams that didn't happen yet? And if he hit the tips goal on those streams he still needs to do the begathon anyway??

I... What

 

[Stephen Hawking]

The whole blood clot obsession is gold.

What the fuck do you do before and after streaming?
You sit and sleep 6 days a week and only move to go shopping.
If you think a 24hr marathon will give you blood clots.

JUST STAND UP AND STRETCH YOU STATIONARY NIGGER

 

[Fragarach]

Why does he even do these night streams? Just do one 8 hour a day stream asking for $300. Trying to raise $150 in an hour and a half EVERY SINGLE NIGHT is absurd, even if he were a popular streamer.

It's crazy when you go back and watch his streams before the tips goal and this vest/glasses/hat nonsense and when he got $50, he seemed genuinely surprised and almost appreciative. Now he literally demands $200+ EVERY DAY and if he doesnt get it within the hour, he cries about it on Twitter which he's doing practically daily now.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Why does he even do these night streams? Just do one 8 hour a day stream asking for $300. Trying to raise $150 in an hour and a half EVERY SINGLE NIGHT is absurd, even if he were a popular streamer.

Without these evening streams what else would Phil do? He is a reclusive, lonely, bankrupt, middle aged man. His wife puts up with him and his cat doesn't even seem to like him much. These evening streams are 'hang outs' for him, maybe why he sometimes gets drunk, just like pre-streams are reserved for his venting. Maybe somewhat farfetched but Phil does not seem satisfied with his hermit existence, and this can somewhat be seen in his gin tweets and his evening streams.

 

[Kornheiser]

You know he should invest for an ottoman or a recliner if he complains about his clots.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Clearly, he should have moved to Mississippi.

He could probably scam more people that way. Oh wait, sorry, "enlist" more contributions from people.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It's crazy when you go back and watch his streams before the tips goal and this vest/glasses/hat nonsense and when he got $50, he seemed genuinely surprised and almost appreciative. Now he literally demands $200+ EVERY DAY and if he doesnt get it within the hour, he cries about it on Twitter which he's doing practically daily now.

DSP's whales make me sad just because of the absolute moneypit they're attached to. Like they genuinely think of Phil as their friend, it's depressing. Never forget that time Phil barely even batted an eye at Jaxx donating $1,000 to him. He doesn't respect them, doesn't care how much of a drain he is on their lives and is perfectly fine with guilt-tripping them until the tap runs out.
Imagine if Jaxx gave that kind of money to literally any other streamer. I mean yeah it's moralfaggotry to call Phil an abusive scammer and all that but it's just clear as day he takes his fans for granted. Thousands of dollars every month for no improvement, no attempts at socializing. It's just sad.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Why does he even do these night streams? Just do one 8 hour a day stream asking for $300. Trying to raise $150 in an hour and a half EVERY SINGLE NIGHT is absurd, even if he were a popular streamer.

You expect him to play games for that long every day? What about the blood clots? What about seeing his beautiful wife between streams?

immature idiot who doesn’t know how the world works if I’ve ever seen one