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SocietyLiver1488 said:
He thinks there's infinite clubs so he can never catch up unless you started playing online day 1? I don't understand. Phil it's like Blackout, some people have better guns they earned but you should still be able to hang until you level up. What an ultimo faggot
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I don't know much about golf clubs for this game but I hear it's not that big of a deal. If it is maybe he shouldn't have taken TWO fuckin' weeks to finally start playing it, yeah?
 
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Better clubs than him? "um ok here's the thing NOOOOOOOHHHHHH *stroke face saggy rubber jaw*" that's now how online works ya dumb fuck, the custom clubs you buy in story mode don't roll over onto the non mii characters and even if they did they're not as good as you think they're usually very situational.
 
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UaineRunei said:
What's wrong with him? Why is he sitting like that? lmao
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He's sat like that for decades. He hunches as far down and cranes his head as far forward of his body as he can to try to artificially hide that the back of his skull is completely flat and flush with his neck. He has probably been doing this all the way back to the other children mocking his oddly shaped head in high school. Here you can see him doing it in 2006 as he tells a story he is inventing.
 
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And COD doesn't do what you're saying Mario Ghalf does?

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SocietyLiver1488 said:
Another hot new release tossed on the midden heap. This one for literal children btw. Paypigs better step up for a serving of menuball later tonight, piggy needs a chill (drunk) stream to decompress from this harrowing ordeal!
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I expect some good gin tweets as I wait for my copy of Disgaea 6 to arrive.
 
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YokuNama said:
Takes GaryBKS money and then rage quits the game.
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Mario Golf forever in banworld.
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Now 2 hours of Call of Duty which he is playing tonight as well. I'm laughing hysterically. You paid the tip goal to support a game/stream only for him to rage quit it anyways.
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“Thats the biggest fucking rip-off I’ve ever heard in my life.”

Aw, but Phil! What about Project 7?
 
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YokuNama said:
Takes GaryBKS money and then rage quits the game.
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Mario Golf forever in banworld.
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Now 2 hours of Call of Duty which he is playing tonight as well. I'm laughing hysterically. You paid the tip goal to support a game/stream only for him to rage quit it anyways.
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Remember, guys; he just wants to play games and have fun.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
He's sat like that for decades. He hunches as far down and cranes his head as far forward of his body as he can to try to artificially hide that the back of his skull is completely flat and flush with his neck. He has probably been doing this all the way back to the other children mocking his oddly shaped head in high school. Here you can see him doing it in 2006 as he tells a story he is inventing.
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This is probably my favorite video in the DSPverse. Phil with the oddly shaped head and chronic acne turned into a major chad when he got some fighting game friends.

"So needless to say I moved off campus next semester!" ... you moved back in with your mom and dad and lived with them during college, you mean.
 
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YokuNama said:
Takes GaryBKS money and then rage quits the game.
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Now 2 hours of Call of Duty which he is playing tonight as well. I'm laughing hysterically. You paid the tip goal to support a game/stream only for him to rage quit it anyways.
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"That's the worst thing I've ever heard about in a competitive game."

It's a sports game for babies. Holy autism.
 
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Well, 60 bucks and we got half a stream of online play. May I suggest just stepping onto Fightcade, getting clowned on by the way-too-good crowd for half an hour then rage deleting it? I understand that those games have no overly long campaign to stall on, but believe me, this little session of literal kids dunking on your ass was the only part of the GHALF streams that anyone was actually waiting for. We're at a point where you might as well just do it without paying up front. Just saying.

He doesn't like videogames to begin with. Why the fuck pay for something that nobody asked for like Mario Golf when he could get the same amount of money without any investment, AND provide better entertainment? I'd take losing at a game for free and flushing it over paying 60 bucks every time just to save face inefficiently. Everyone knew Phil was gonna get wrecked when he went online, it was just him putting it off for two weeks. Hiding in the campaign, "learning the game", terrified and shaking, thinking of how all those kids are gonna get birdies while he gets bogeys...

Dude, you beg every day. You paid 60 dahllers for a game nobody asked for, and you played it for HALF a stream online before sending it to the shadow realm. No trying to git gud, no trying to just go with the flow of a game that's arguably grind to unlock your full potential. Even though there's LESS shame in losing to guys with full unlocks in this type of game than normal. That's wasteful as fuck.
 
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we live in an era where you can get fired from your job for internet posts you made years ago but this man has no one in his life who cares enough to see his behavior online and get him some help.

oh well divinity 2 has fresh company in the pile of terribly made stupid fucking games for idiots with no taste and you honestly have brain damage and may be retarded if you like such a shitty brainless game that sucks so fucking bad- but if you do like it theres nothing wrong with that guys.
 
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