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Holy shit, are the AGPs becoming self-aware? Visuals don't "activate" you anymore because you cut off your balls, thus neutering your ability to feel sexual arousal.
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The confidence that you are feeling is entirely unwarranted.
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Another one bites the dust, one week until this freak goes under the knife. Meet Cat, a "trans street medic" from California (imagine my shock). This nigger is asking for a whopping $35,000 on GoFuckMe, so far he's raised just over 10k.
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In case anyone wasn't aware (I wasn't until I looked it up), the way GoFundMe works means that you get to keep any donations you receive, regardless of if you hit your fundraising target or not.
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Holy shit, are the AGPs becoming self-aware? Visuals don't "activate" you anymore because you cut off your balls, thus neutering your ability to feel sexual arousal.
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Imagine being so pornsick that you don't even get aroused looking at it anymore. Imagine spending your whole life chasing after The Ultimate Coom. Not getting an education, holding down a steady job, meeting a nice girl, buying a house, starting a family together and growing old with the love of your life. Instead you strive to stay at home on the coomputer either buying toys or consuming pornography.

Sad!
 
Did I hear someone say that they wanted to see more of Wedge's godawful furry porn? No? Well too fucking bad you're getting it anyway.
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Meet the man behind this abomination masterpiece.
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lol nope, tbh he passes better than most AGPs, although I imagine there's some filter fuckery going on here
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Wedge gets triggered by a right-wing boomer meme.
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The radfems on here are having a field day with it lolol.

Double Post but Kevin Has News (tm)
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News (tm)? I think (at least, I hope) that this is news on the release of the Tenacious tranch documentary. I've been thinking about all of the tranch deep lore that documentary is going to reveal ever since the trailer was released.
 
We've Struck an amhole windfall boys! One of ke S "friends" is getting one in a week and wedgie boy seems to be getting his next year.

Anyone else think he's doing this

A. So we can't call him wedge anymore

B. In the hopes hed get his own thread on here?
An entertaining thought, but I think you overestimate our influence. Also, I think we can keep calling him Wedge even after he gets his amhole installed. Think of it as a tribute to a time before Wedge became a (complete) eunuch.
 
News (tm)? I think (at least, I hope) that this is news on the release of the Tenacious tranch documentary. I've been thinking about all of the tranch deep lore that documentary is going to reveal ever since the trailer was released.
wisjful thinking...it's likely to be a puff piece and completely ignore or only briefly mention certain tranch facts Ike the animal abuse and scamming. There is no deep lore, only shallow scamholes.
 
Time to catch up again...
Yes it did and I think we had someone in the med field weigh in here on how he likely lied and acted fucking insane. Not talking to the staff and wanting to see the doctor "alone" were red flags according to said kiwi.

I'm hoping for more amhole updates from him and I hope Wedge gets more doctor rejected and shows chimpouts. He would lose his profession tbh if he got an amhole like he wants
Hi, I'm that medfag!

Honestly, what profession does Wedge have too lose? Dead serious here, nobody seems that interested in actually hiring him as a clown troon prostitute outside of Kev.

Under "Deafness and Other Health Stuff":

>citrus allergy
>animal fat allergy
>nickel allergy
>tinnitus
>nearsighted
>cPTSD
>dissociative identity disorder
>fucked up asshole (possibly from, he claims, being held hostage for three days and repeatedly raped)

Colourblindness is red-green colourblind, apparently ("detueranopia"). A waitress also once "nearly killed him" by putting orange juice in his drink once, poor lad.


Noise sensitivites are part of autism. Loud noises are bad - usually stuff like sirens, or traffic, or trains, or fireworks. Not heard of thunder being a major issue before, because it's loud but not overwhelmingly loud, not overwhelmingly sudden, and generally not considered an unpleasant noise in the way e.g. sirens are. Most non-retarded adult autists learn how to manage sensory issues, though, usually through a decent pair of ear defenders or noise cancelling headphones and a healthy (though unpleasant) dose of "gritting your teeth and dealing". Kevin wearing ear defenders and still weeping performatively on twitter is just pathetic.
You can find online image filters that will give you an idea how the world looks to the colorblind; it's not that you can't see the colors, but it's...unreliable. I've known somebody who was red/green colorblind who could usually identify the two colors but sometimes could mistake gray for them. It's also one of the few situations where you need no genetic testing to be pretty damn certain the person's XY. (The gene for the type of cones that register red is on the X chromosome; it is possible for somebody XX to have two duds, but highly unlikely.)

That said: You'd need to be fully colorblind to actually miss 'putting orange juice in your drink.' Maybe just plain blind...

Thunder, though... I'll grant Kev just this much: I grew up in an area where thunderstorms could be a "Welcome to Thor's practice field, the range is live!" experience. Thunder, when it's being simultaneous with the lightning strike? Overwhelmingly loud, overwhelmingly sudden, not that pleasant...but, admittedly, being freaked out is probably a pretty reasonable reaction when you know the strikes are right over you. Only other people I've seen take it calmly are those of us where it's just normal and we're used to Thor being a bit of an asshole.

Kev, though, is a shit actor. It's coming off more as yet another uwu I am a *~*twee*~* widdle girl performance by somebody with less acting skills than you usually get in a 1st grade school play. I'm actually quite willing to believe he spent most of school in the sped classes, probably at a school which figured nobody who ended up in the sped classes was going to be up to existing outside of a group home so why waste resources on them?

no, no, no that's a lie right? this retard didn't get 10k to get his dick chopped off?
He wants that money to get an amhole installed and then not work while he recovers. If it was just his dick chopped off, all he'd need is ~$20 plus the cost of whatever is to be used to keep him from bleeding out after.
 
Everyone's favorite delinquent, homeless troon posted a picture of himself. Is it just me, or does he look even more masculine with his glasses off?
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wisjful thinking...it's likely to be a puff piece and completely ignore or only briefly mention certain tranch facts Ike the animal abuse and scamming. There is no deep lore, only shallow scamholes.
I think you're sleeping on the entertainment potential of this documentary. It's absolutely true that it will be written with the intention of serving as a puff piece in the same vein as all of the tranch's other media coverage. The problem is, pictures of alpacas and and troons putting up shitty, ramshackle structures (ranch work!) isn't enough for a 60-90 minute documentary. In order to fill that time, AshCoyote needs more content, like tranch history, a tour of the premises, or maybe even introductions of some of the serf troons who lurk around the background of the tranch. Of course, everything we are shown is going to be part of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch smokeshow, but information (and assorted troon hilarity) is inevitably going to slip through the cracks. I'm excited enough for it that I've been hoping that it might be featured on lolcow.tv like Buck Breaking was.
 
An entertaining thought, but I think you overestimate our influence. Also, I think we can keep calling him Wedge even after he gets his amhole installed. Think of it as a tribute to a time before Wedge became a (complete) eunuch.
i prefer my nickname wedgie boy. Now it can make more sense given how next year wedge's panties are gonna be digging into the newly dug stink ditch in one very bad wedgie.
 
Everyone's favorite delinquent, homeless troon posted a picture of himself. Is it just me, or does he look even more masculine with his glasses off?
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I took this image and made a shitpost.
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edit: Here's one more before I go to bed, I apologize in advance for my autism.
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The radfems on here are having a field day with it lolol.

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Wedge Amhole Arc 2022: I am thrilled to see pics and hope his clit Yanivs. Still not getting a thread
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>yalll i got some exciting news!!!

Did you find your chewed-up man clit after it fell off like Johnathan Yaniv? Where was it, did one of the cats run off with it?

Also Wedge, just....shut the fuck up and just drop your stupid gofundme or venmo links. Your unamusing life story is shit and no one cares and it's probably some made up lie anyways. Kevin has clearly demonstrated that no effort is necessary when grifting in the troonosphere....

...is something I would say, except, wow! You're getting more bottom surgery! YASS QUEEN! One more troon castrating itself, one less mutant in the gene pool. (Not that there was ever much chance of you reproducing even before losing your balls, but still.)

Also, I'm pretty biased, but these bottom surgeries NEVER turn out the way the troon wants. If you don't come out horribly disfigured (protip: you will, 100% of troonginas are nasty abominations) your sexual libido will plummet and you won't be able to get off anymore and you'll wanna kill yourself even more.

So yeah, go for it. Also, $800 per month is...pretty low for normal people. I made more as a food runner at a decent restaurant back when I was a lad. You should be more aggressive, Wedge, demand they re-staff you as a reception desk chair moistener, make it look like the company cares about troons and the mentally handicapped.





EDIT: a previous draft I had saved got posted with this mess, and I'm a massive faggot. That extra part is now gone.
 
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