DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PhilsCamelToe]

Is Mario golf the most embarrassing game you have seen the pig roach quit? I believe he also quit sonic and Mario Olympics. These are games meant for small children and families. He can’t play them.
#RageQuit

His Scarface rage quit holds a dear place in my heart. Plus due to the fact he threw the disc behind his wank couch where it sat for a while.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Is Mario golf the most embarrassing game you have seen the pig roach quit? I believe he also quit sonic and Mario Olympics. These are games meant for small children and families. He can’t play them.
#RageQuit

Nah, to me his worst rage quit will ALWAYS be the Lego Starwars one. You legitimately CANNOT DIE, you have infinite respawns, can modify your options to make it easier, have infinite retries, and the game is catered to children so it's extremely simplistic in its mechanics, but since Phil somehow glitched the goddamn game one time he just rage quit it entirely. At least with Mario Golf DSP can say he was getting his ass beat in multiplayer but at least he beat the campaign. Lego Starwars is a single/dual player game that only has a campaign, and he couldn't even complete it.

The most iconic one, however, will go to the Persona one despite me not even knowing what's going on in that one.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

His most epic rage quit was "being an adult"

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

The most iconic one, however, will go to the Persona one despite me not even knowing what's going on in that one.

In a nutshell image an idiot playing a JRPG on easy, dragging it out for 4 1/2 months, getting to the final boss with a shit party, said party getting charmed to death, also said party healing the boss, rage quit the game and have a baby tard tantrum over it to return to said game two years later and beat it while no one gave a fuck.....best $1,250 said idiot scammed his fans for ever....

 

[wicked_lnl]

I live in Vietnam and out of nowhere this sponsored ad comes up on my facebook wall lol. I shit you not, i never even did a google search about gout but as soon as I saw it, i immediately thought of one person

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

In a nutshell image an idiot playing a JRPG on easy, dragging it out for 4 1/2 months, getting to the final boss with a shit party, said party getting charmed to death, also said party healing the boss, rage quit the game and have a baby tard tantrum over it to return to said game two years later and beat it while no one gave a fuck.....best $1,250 said idiot scammed his fans for ever....

Even better, the official account for Bandai (i think it was them) commented on it laughing at him

 

[gaarashatan]

"No snowkarl, I've NEVER spoken to GaryBKK and he doesn't HAVE to talk on the streams! ALL I know is that he is a frequenter of the stream and regularly tips to support"


Riiiiiiiight

Wait, Ive seen this episode before!

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

he was also LARPing as an anti-masker on his day off cause the virus has been deported back to china

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Good catch but personally I believe his covid take was just him course correcting from being an anti masker in the beginning and seeing the tide was against him. I mean actions speak louder than words. He's going out, just as far as he'd have to go to get vaccinated but he refuses to even when the is no wait and it's in town. He's also not wearing a mask when in the US the current policy is you can unmask if you are vaccinated. So nearly all the places he would go would have posted signs that say "you're welcome in without a mask if you have vaccinated and if not please continue to wear a mask"

 

[gaarashatan]

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HAAAAAA. Imagine paying for 2 internet lines that are high end and having shitty internet

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

just so he can spin the false narrative that he doesn't have any money to the people that just gave him the fucking money?

Uuuuuh if you weren't a kid and were a robust mature adult you'd know it's not a false narrative that he doesn't have any money because he already spent that day stream money on gin, gacha and takeout right after the stream.

Even better, the official account for Bandai (i think it was them) commented on it laughing at him

Yeah it was Atlus' USA branch's official account that commented on a TIHYDP. Phil has a history with Atlus, they're a detractor developer at this point, they flagged him back in 2012 and he once again had problems getting flagged when he played Persona 5

 

[killuminati]

Nah, to me his worst rage quit will ALWAYS be the Lego Starwars one. You legitimately CANNOT DIE, you have infinite respawns, can modify your options to make it easier, have infinite retries, and the game is catered to children so it's extremely simplistic in its mechanics, but since Phil somehow glitched the goddamn game one time he just rage quit it entirely.

The best part was that it was entirely unnecessary. Every Lego game has always had drop in and drop out multiplayer. In fact, it literally shows it as an option when he pauses the game quit. It's the button right fucking above "exit game".

All he had to do was press drop out then reconnect his controller. The game would have respawned him right next to PandaLee. Instead he throws this massive hissy-fit when he's the retard that's played every Lego game and somehow hasn't realized this is a feature. It's unbelievable.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

I hope Sunspot comes to the farms. Best way to keep up on the goutnews is behind multiple layers of radiation defenses.

Does anyone know if you ever get to see a hub or a switch among the mess in his ahffice? I'm curious if it is possible to tell what model it is because it is probably a bottleneck and nullifying the "business internet". As for his wifi, it is obvious the signal is terrible.

 

[AHorseNamedKat]

Phil loves his "chill streams" featuring walking simulators, slow-moving, turn-based sports titles, and/or simplistic titles for kids, like Bugsnax or Fall Guys. No nasty games with complex mechanics and a high skill ceiling for Philip!

The new Mario Golf has two of the three qualities he looks for, and he STILL rage-quit the multiplayer in record time. I've been watching Phil since 2008 and observing his gradually degrading mind, physical abilities, temprament, and health, but he outdid himself on this one! I imagine we'll see a huge meltdown sooner rather than later.

 

[tzgnilki]

Holy fuck is he really trying to memory hole something that happened less than 12 hours ago

Phil's current personal best for the memory hole, happened in the same sentence

"paypal don't send me your personal information, they only send me the information you send them", and other shit he said during that saga

i'm not sure if it can be beat

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Phil's current personal best for the memory hole, happened in the same sentence

"paypal don't send me your personal information, they only send me the information you send them", and other shit he said during that saga

i'm not sure if it can be beat

Kinda unrelated. But, DSP wanted your full name and address just to make a bid on one of his dumb statues 6 years ago.

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Totally honest DSP couldn't just put it up on eBay at the time either. No, it makes much for sense to just e-mail him and offer, and he'll let you know if you have been outbid!

 

[NotValKilmer]

Honestly, it took awhile for me to get to a point where his awful toxicity stopped pissing me off and just made me laugh because of the absurdity of it all.
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I don't blame anyone who feels like they need to get the fuck off of this ride though, it probably isn't for the faint of heart. I'm not exaggerating at all when I say that he has literally one of the worst personalities I've ever had the misfortune of being exposed to.

It's very easy to get pissed off watching someone with such an abhorrent personality thriving off of other people's generosity towards him. That said, he's a miserable cocksucker who will die with no legacy other than being a lolcow. He will never have children or start a real family, nobody will remember him as a 4th place SF champion, Phil has achieved everything he will achieve in his sad existence on this earth. Each year it seems to get worse for him and it will keep that trend. He's a dud of a human and his life is a literal dead end. He already hates his life so why bother getting mad about it?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

In a nutshell image an idiot playing a JRPG on easy, dragging it out for 4 1/2 months, getting to the final boss with a shit party, said party getting charmed to death, also said party healing the boss, rage quit the game and have a baby tard tantrum over it to return to said game two years later and beat it while no one gave a fuck.....best $1,250 said idiot scammed his fans for ever....

Oh shit, I just had a horrible thought of DSP playing Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.

 

[Balr0g]

Yeah it was Atlus' USA branch's official account that commented on a TIHYDP. Phil has a history with Atlus, they're a detractor developer at this point, they flagged him back in 2012 and he once again had problems getting flagged when he played Persona 5

Not to mention he chopped his playthrough into 12-15 minutes parts. I saw some and he had a part 2xx where he was in June in the game. Holy hell.And the video that got him acopyright strike was a video of him fusing Personas. Why is he doing videos of him fusing Personas? Cut that shit out unless it's one of those big ones

His most epic rage quit was "being an adult"

You are very to believe he was ever an adult. He just got lucky that he never had to really face the consequences of his actions and learn from it. One might argue the bankruptcy was a consequence but given how he was able to sail through it and how he STILL has money problems I would say "he didn't learn a bloody thing" Not to forget how he retconned his "10 year plan". then again maybe he lied to his mother about it or he lied when he told his fans about it in 2019. DarkSydeLiar is good at lying. Now we just need to convert his lying into energy and we could shut down all coal power plants.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Don't know if this was posted but Bacon Sweats is done. And I don't blame him. Making videos on DSP every single day has to make yourself just as miserable as Phil at some point.

Spoiler: Sunspots Final Post

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Wow. What a bummer.

 

[Coke Zero]

DarkSydeLiar is good at lying.

He's just a frequent liar, he isn't a good liar at all.