Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Immortal Technique]

Corust is my favorite antagonist in the Louie world. Not a coward, and calls him out. Ignores Louie for months, and he is still always on his mind non-stop. Louie cannot let a transgression go without trying to scam money.

Make fun of me? Time to scam!
Call out my scam? Time to scam!
Don't suckle my toes, when I randomly drop into your random twitter convo and you laugh at me? Time to scam!

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Corust is my favorite antagonist in the Louie world. Not a coward, and calls him out. Ignores Louie for months, and he is still always on his mind non-stop. Louie cannot let a transgression go without trying to scam money.

Make fun of me? Time to scam!
Call out my scam? Time to scam!
Don't suckle my toes, when I randomly drop into your random twitter convo and you laugh at me? Time to scam!

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You had to say it!

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou don't you got SEVERAL OTHER LAPTOP DEVICES? Like what happened to that gaming laptop you traded a device for? Fake like the time you mentioned getting rid of your Chromebook?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Lou, you have to plug it in. It needs power to run.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

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The 'cheapest' price Lou can find a chromebook for will be in the 300-500$ range. He's just going to inflate the price of one to get more spaghetti money.

 

[Itspinklava]

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Because there is absolutely no way of going outside and getting the vitamin d he needs from the sun for his fat-related health issues without a chromebook in hand. Lou’s grifts truly defy logic.

 

[Immortal Technique]

The 'cheapest' price Lou can find a chromebook for will be in the 300-500$ range. He's just going to inflate the price of one to get more spaghetti money.

Ummm, sorry but, there is no other cheaper way. It is completely impossible, and furtively inconceivable, to find a solution that isn't a new tablet to solve this.

How will the man-child, that bitches that his room is too hot in the middle of winter, not write his "stories" on the porch in +90 degree weather. Totally not a scam.

 

[Dahmer]

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Nigga take a vitamin. You can get a bottle for $20 off Amazon.

 

[Next Task]

Ummm, sorry but, there is no other cheaper way. It is completely impossible, and furtively inconceivable, to find a solution that isn't a new tablet to solve this.

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How will the man-child, that bitches that his room is too hot in the middle of winter, not write his "stories" on the porch in +90 degree weather. Totally not a scam.

What's the likelihood that he was told he needs to start taking Vitamin D tablets and that inspired him to try grifting for a new one? That it's even a possibility is very, very Lou.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Goes out and 'gets sun' on this very covered porch, huh? Idk why the fuck he would go sit on this porch anyways; it's gonna be hot, muggy, probably ten kinds of flies and mosquitoes, and if the sun is actually at an angle where it's hitting him it's gonna be even MORE unbearably hot and anything on his screen is going to be hard as shit to see. That sounds like a nightmare... but then again so does everything else in Lou's life so I guess it's all a matter of perspective. I guess it's this or his trash hoarder 'shove the undesirable in the attic and forget about them' oven he lives in.

That house really is GRIM though. The whole neighborhood is. I know we've known his address since forever because Lou compulsively posts his own dox about once a month, but I didn't recall anyone ever posting pictures before and just... jesus. Don't they have trees in that part of the world? The street view of his neighborhood is depressing as fuck, no wonder his mom can't sell the house. This looks like the shitty backside of a bar that opens onto a dumpster hobo murder alley, not the presentable front of a house.

 

[tofu dog]

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Goes out and 'gets sun' on this very covered porch, huh? Idk why the fuck he would go sit on this porch anyways; it's gonna be hot, muggy, probably ten kinds of flies and mosquitoes, and if the sun is actually at an angle where it's hitting him it's gonna be even MORE unbearably hot and anything on his screen is going to be hard as shit to see. That sounds like a nightmare... but then again so does everything else in Lou's life so I guess it's all a matter of perspective. I guess it's this or his trash hoarder 'shove the undesirable in the attic and forget about them' oven he lives in.

That house really is GRIM though. The whole neighborhood is. I know we've known his address since forever because Lou compulsively posts his own dox about once a month, but I didn't recall anyone ever posting pictures before and just... jesus. Don't they have trees in that part of the world? The street view of his neighborhood is depressing as fuck, no wonder his mom can't sell the house. This looks like the shitty backside of a bar that opens onto a dumpster hobo murder alley, not the presentable front of a house.

God damn they have a lot of trash cans, even if those warp pipes on the right are for recycling

 

[Piss Bear]

Yes, because you definitely need a Chromebook to be outside and get sun. God forbid Lou is alone with his thoughts for once in his life, and outside.

Also disregard the fact that he has 20+ other laptops, tablets, ipads, etc sitting around collecting dust that he could easily use to replace the conveniently broken Chromebook. (Fuck, the battery probably just died and he got the idea for this new grift lmao)

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

This is all very funny, considering his clever comeback in a recent twitter slapfight was "get off the computer, touch some grass" a dozen times. Bitch can't even go near grass without having a computer someone else paid for in his fat hands. Utterly pathetic as always, Louis.

 

[Mr. Internet]

You know I don't think Lou is that far off necessarily, wheneer he spergs out about how Corust is obviously one of us. Corust could even be a regular here hypothetically, he just can't ever admit to it or his fellow trans lefty furry friends on Twatter would skin him alive. He's been involved with drama between a few lolcows documented here, getting into a spat with Sparx awhile ago over some bullshit that autogynophilic perverted troon was up to. For a transgender furry, Corust is actually capable of critical thinking, a rare trait for his kind. As you might imagine, this is what leads to him having spats with cows, because cows tend to rely on everyone around them in their communities uncritically buying their bullshit and never criticizing obnoxious behavior.

Have to agree, he can't publicly connect our name to himself after he got flayed during the Sparx drama. If he's self aware enough to sidestep the New Zealand Agricultural site while still using our information on twitter to keep lefties from reeeee'ing at him, he's probably aware enough to stringently follow the first rule of the farms to avoid getting crucified by the furfag wokie crowd.

Hi fellow Corust socks!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Because there is absolutely no way of going outside and getting the vitamin d he needs from the sun for his fat-related health issues without a chromebook in hand. Lou’s grifts truly defy logic.

Vitamin D is fat-soluble, so he should be good with a couple of walks to WalMart a week. Or, God forbid, the library.

 

[The Dude]

Louie needs a new Chromebook, eh? So he can "type outside"? I guess his other devices, such as his iPad, Samsung tablet, and iPhone just won't work outside on his porch. Nope. Absolutely need to beg for other people's money to buy yet another new personal computing device. God forbid he go outside without an expensive electronic device. Or, if he's so worried about his "vitamin D levels", finding a more affordable alternative to yet another expensive electronic device, like taking vitamin pills or getting one of those light bulbs designed to mimic sunlight for people with vitamin D deficiency and put it in a lamp next to his desktop. No, a new laptop is truly the only solution.

And Louie announcing that he plans to beg for a new consumer electronic and calling it "transparency" does NOT make this situation OK. Not when he's already spent thousands and thousands of other people's dollars over the past 18 months on Chromebooks, laptops, desktops, and tablets/iPads. Not when he currently owns other mobile computing devices that he could use instead of begging for more money from people. This new Chromebook is NOT a necessity. Louie needs another Chromebook like he needs another Diabetic Ulcer in his foot.

Edit: this shit is why everyone hates Louie. This is why people call him out on social media and warn others so they don't get ripped off by him. This is why other furries make comedy animations of his old abandoned fursonas getting run down by cars and consider him one of the worst members of the furry fandom.

 

[Mountain Dew]

What’s your guys’ favorite Lou grift excuse? As they become more out there and insane, I thought I should reminisce on some simpler times…

One of my favorites is the grift where he begs for an iPad(?) to listen to podcasts on, when he had a few known tablets at the time. And a laptop. And his TV, of course.

Another favorite of mine is when he kept posting shitty MSPaint doodles grifting for a Samsung tablet. When he kept saying “I cannot draw better than a fledgling child, but if I get this tablet I can draw better.” Or something like that. And then proceeded to do nothing art related once he got said tablet.

 

[alpaca amhole]

What’s your guys’ favorite Lou grift excuse? As they become more out there and insane, I thought I should reminisce on some simpler times…

Can I have $50? I need to buy some lettuce and tomatoes.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What’s your guys’ favorite Lou grift excuse? As they become more out there and insane, I thought I should reminisce on some simpler times…

Gotta be the "creative writing" thing which he never explores and in fact, evidenced by the deterioration of his tweeting language, never will.

 

[Spoonomancer]

the "work on writing" excuse always gets me because Lou always begs for an entirely new laptop only to not write a single story even once on every single device he bought. In fact, the only time he ever uses these tablets to write is attempt to get himself banned by getting in constant arguments with political people where the political people somehow don't point out that their fighting with a furry.

The "my nephew is abusing me!" was amusing as fuck to see him as well, as Lou would prove that he would later, and even prior to this event, treat this nephew as the Louman Shield.