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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I might be feeling a bit autistic, but I really don't see why they feel the need to put every little detail of their lives onto twitter. Their shitty food, shitty jobs, shitty thoughts. Do they know what it's like to be alone for even a few hours?
Signaling: they gotta show everyone how well they are doing and how central they are to the community.
 
These are troons, they're just going to let the already vast overpopulation go completely out of control. I don't think they understand exponentials, and that they already have, what, 11 crias? This is just going to get worse and worse. Troons are not good at math or at anything, and animal husbandry is no exception. If they were, they would not have turned their trooncentration camp into a lunar wasteland.
So human interaction, basic biology, animal husbandry, intermediate arithmetic, construction techniques, gunplay....anything else we can confirm these diseased men are bad at?
 
There are some pretty good looking ones out there, but they're generally made by people who know what they're doing and willing to put a lot of backbreaking energy into it. They look nothing like that godawful, dilapidated monstrosity the troons got suckered into buying.
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About the only real gripe I can see with them is if you're a prepper type and want something self-sustaining, there is nothing defensible about these things if SHTF.

Well, we know that's untrue. You can always sell them to someone incredibly stupid, like a troon.
All the best examples of "actually good earthships" I've seen fall into two categories:

1: Photos were taken before the inevitable decay set in, in other words, it's a trick. They use pretty photos to show the earthship just after it's been constructed, and never after it's had to endure years in the elements and the huge flaws start to show.

2: It's not actually an "earthship" proper with all the tire wall, half buried underground nonsense, but just a house that makes major use of features like stucco walls, lean-to house attatched greenhouses, and has a residential solar installation. All of these features are perfectly nice to have, if anything it's the rest of the earthship design and/or poor craftsmanship that drags them down in the case of actual earthships.
 
Kevin somehow sucks at video games even though he plays them all the time.
Kevin probably only plays video games like Overwatch because of the female character designs and not the actual gameplay. He probably spends more time looking up hentai of female characters than actually learning how to improve.
 
Alpacasonas confirmed...
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Rt'd by our new troon the 666dirtwitch which made me LOL. We get it you don't pass
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"H-hey, bigot! Just because someone sounds like Tom Waits pretending to put on a feminine voice after gargling molten led and glass shards, doesn't mean they aren't a woman!"

These fucking troons, man. It's funny how despite spending most of their time insisting that they're really female and have been the entire time, despite the male genitals they were born with, they have no idea what being female is actually like or how real women behave. I've yet to see or meet a single dick-girl who convincingly acted like a real woman. They all, every single one, behave more like pre-teen boys acting like how they THINK girls and women act. And just like little boys playing make-believe, the masculinity underneath the act can't be kept from coming forward and being on full display. The Troonicorns happen to be particularly unconvincing as women in appearance, behavior, and mindset. The guns, the aggression, the Transformers toys...they just might be among the most unconvincing she-males this website has ever seen. There are a few troons who are worse, but they are very few and very far between.
 
These are troons, they're just going to let the already vast overpopulation go completely out of control. I don't think they understand exponentials, and that they already have, what, 11 crias? This is just going to get worse and worse. Troons are not good at math or at anything, and animal husbandry is no exception. If they were, they would not have turned their trooncentration camp into a lunar wasteland.
The thing that boggles my mind is that theoretically, they should have been fencing off the males and females after last year's 'oops' cria; they were too stupid to realize that was a thing you should do at first, but I'm pretty sure in the time since then they had at least theoretically mentioned some separation (though their idea of animal care seems to be shove them in the rape shack at night, turn them loose during the day, and let god sort out the rest). So assuming that they made some attempt at separating their alpaca since then... why do they have cria being born right now at all?
They have to have figured out by now that their land clearly can't support all these animals. The initial herd size ballooned because they took in an extra hundred all in a single go, but they haven't 'rescued' any more since then, so one likes to hope they realized that animals actually need some modicum.of care and feed, neither which they seem particularly enthusiastic about providing. Why are they letting them breed and produce more mouths to feed? Are they under the impression that 200 was an ideal number and so they need replacements for all the ones that dropped dead due to neglect/starvation/freezing?
I know the answer is just that they're retarded, but it makes you wonder for like half a second before you remember theres no point asking why these dudes do anything.

RazorBackBacon said:
Is there anything else we can confirm these diseases men are bad at?
Passing.
 
There are some pretty good looking ones out there, but they're generally made by people who know what they're doing and willing to put a lot of backbreaking energy into it. They look nothing like that godawful, dilapidated monstrosity the troons got suckered into buying.
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But that's really just a building on the surface with some earth thrown onto one wall. I also doubt there are old tyres in it.

Icelandic turf houses come way closer to the ideal.

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The thing that boggles my mind is that theoretically, they should have been fencing off the males and females after last year's 'oops' cria; they were too stupid to realize that was a thing you should do at first, but I'm pretty sure in the time since then they had at least theoretically mentioned some separation (though their idea of animal care seems to be shove them in the rape shack at night, turn them loose during the day, and let god sort out the rest). So assuming that they made some attempt at separating their alpaca since then... why do they have cria being born right now at all?
They have to have figured out by now that their land clearly can't support all these animals. The initial herd size ballooned because they took in an extra hundred all in a single go, but they haven't 'rescued' any more since then, so one likes to hope they realized that animals actually need some modicum.of care and feed, neither which they seem particularly enthusiastic about providing. Why are they letting them breed and produce more mouths to feed? Are they under the impression that 200 was an ideal number and so they need replacements for all the ones that dropped dead due to neglect/starvation/freezing?
I know the answer is just that they're retarded, but it makes you wonder for like half a second before you remember theres no point asking why these dudes do anything.


Passing.
Do we have a proper headcount? We started with what, 200? Somehow there's now far less if I'm reading correctly.

Must be Earl stealing them at night.
 
I might be feeling a bit autistic, but I really don't see why they feel the need to put every little detail of their lives onto twitter. Their shitty food, shitty jobs, shitty thoughts. Do they know what it's like to be alone for even a few hours?
This at least makes sense, for the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch's business model. They're constantly fundraising for their idyllic/under-siege ranch lifestyle, so they need to keep themselves in the public eye.

Wandering farm animals and tables groaning with meat are less controversial than chunky dudes LARPing, so we get yet another Twitter update of what burnt on the stovetop this evening.
 
Finasteride is often prescribed to troons who are freaking out about their facial hair. I have no idea if it actually works, it just might be one of those "here, take this and get the fuck out of my office" meds.
It's also prescribed to women with PCOS, either instead of or after spironolactone, to try to reduce hirsutism. The efficacy depends on the severity and the next step after is usually IPL if the pills don't work, which also has limitations based on hair and skin colour. Although finasteride and spironolactone aren't prescribed for mild hirsutism in females to begin with and regular blood tests are required for both drugs to make sure there's no adverse effects. Women taking it are also generally put on stable hormonal contraceptives to ensure there's no accidental conception as neither drug (particularly finasteride) is considered safe for use during pregnancy, as well as certain combination oral contraceptives also being antiandrogens. It takes a long time to see results though and I believe the minimum treatment course is 2 years before other options would be considered by an endocrinologist. I'm not sure about troon prescriptions, but that's how it works for women at least.
 
It's also prescribed to women with PCOS, either instead of or after spironolactone, to try to reduce hirsutism. The efficacy depends on the severity and the next step after is usually IPL if the pills don't work, which also has limitations based on hair and skin colour. Although finasteride and spironolactone aren't prescribed for mild hirsutism in females to begin with and regular blood tests are required for both drugs to make sure there's no adverse effects. Women taking it are also generally put on stable hormonal contraceptives to ensure there's no accidental conception as neither drug (particularly finasteride) is considered safe for use during pregnancy, as well as certain combination oral contraceptives also being antiandrogens. It takes a long time to see results though and I believe the minimum treatment course is 2 years before other options would be considered by an endocrinologist. I'm not sure about troon prescriptions, but that's how it works for women at least.
Spiro is also prescribed for hormonal acne. Even a relatively short course can work wonders.
 
I might be feeling a bit autistic, but I really don't see why they feel the need to put every little detail of their lives onto twitter. Their shitty food, shitty jobs, shitty thoughts. Do they know what it's like to be alone for even a few hours?
The search for approval is common amongst humans in all cultures. Unfortunately it has become an unhealthy and pathological need for many people and social media compounds the issue further by building parasocial dependencies.
 
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