Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Can we just take a moment to really observe those calves from at least two years ago ? How inhumane are they today ?

The one where she's baby-walking up the three steps in front of the house when they lived with the boys -you should have a look at that if you want to see both the wonder and the horror of the human body.

Found one: apathetic faxx has it in their intro:

 
Amberlynn has no sense of resale, this stuff is hella expensive and ugly and looks worn asf

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The way we haven't seen any normally priced items from her amazes me
 
lol, I knew those dainty fat lady flip-flops wouldn't even come close to encasing her 4-inch thick foot.

She takes a size 7 but buys her shoes two sizes too big to accommodate for width. Stupid. just bite the bullet and buy wide-width shoes. She's like those fats on TLC that don't even wear shoes anymore.
 
I have never seen a more pathetic example of such an incompetent creature. This is how you know she's never cleaned a thing in her life and always had somebody to do it for her.
Yeah I had never watched that video. Her trying to blame her spine hurting on epidural rather the extra 500 lbs she carries on it was just Al delusion and excuses at its finest.

The cleaning reminded me of people on soap operas who are pretending to clean pristine rooms while remembering their lines. Big Al didn’t even have to try to talk during her pretend cleaning theater.

I’d love to see how Becky rolled her eyes when Al announced she was going film herself cleaning the kitchen that Becky had already cleaned in the last six hours. It would appear trying to throw away flowers was her big reach at doing something and was a hilarious failure. Thumb had to drag out the vacuum to clean after Al cleaned.

At the start of the video Al announces its 5 am and she’s just got herself all dolled up because she is just so excited to do some cleaning!! Wtf!?! This is how foreign the idea of cleaning is to Al. When women get ready to do real house cleaning there is zero make-up, hair pulled back in a bun, ragged old t-shirt, gym shorts and gloves. After you have busted your ass cleaning your house you get a nice shower and relax.

It was obvious Al had just been up all night (as usual) primping and decided she would prove the haters wrong by pantomiming cleaning. I can almost hear Becky saying “but you don’t clean” and Al getting mad because that doesn’t mean she can’t! so the hayders are wrong.

She also prattles on about how her up all night, sleep most of the day schedule is because she suffers from insomnia. No. People who suffer from insomnia can’t sleep after a full 16 hour days on a regular basis. Al just sleeps all day so ofc she can’t sleep at night. Her total lack of activity, enormous amounts of food, napping after binging and staying indoors 99.9% of her life have her circadian rhythms hopelessly fucked.

Her insomnia excuse is as valid as the epidural for her backache - nothing is her fault, she’s a victim of these awful medical conditions that def have nothing to do with her weight or lifestyle.
 
Amberlynn has no sense of resale, this stuff is hella expensive and ugly and looks worn asf

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The way we haven't seen any normally priced items from her amazes me
I love this so much. It's very Hemingway's entry for the saddest six word story ever written - "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

The all too brief Amber Glues Jeffree Star Nails to Her Fingers and Clicks Them at the Haters saga was funny as fuck.
 
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This was during the press-on nails Cuntylynn saga.
Ah, what a good side story that was.
no it says in the post it was a few months ago

About 9 months ago, I’ll link the video below. You can see it’s the same outfit and nails:

Thanks guys.
The all too brief Amber Glues Jeffree Star Nails to Her Fingers and Clicks Them at the Haters saga was funny as fuck.
It really was but man, she was really disspectful during it.

Edit: typo
 
The fake nails and whore lashes sagas were the only good moments in the last few years. I still can’t believe she had two incredible storylines (the cancer saga and meeting her meth-addicted mother after 10 years) and the best thing about that was those fucking nails. How do you turn your cancer diagnosis into a snoozefest?
Who would have thought that the cancer saga and moving to the big city would be the most boring era?
 
The fake nails and whore lashes sagas were the only good moments in the last few years.

True trailer park style!

I still can’t believe she had two incredible storylines (the cancer saga and meeting her meth-addicted mother after 10 years) and the best thing about that was those fucking nails. How do you turn your cancer diagnosis into a snoozefest?

When it isn't a cancer diagnosis as much as it is a precancerous cells diagnosis.

"Obviously, we don't know if the cancer has spread; obviously I am in remission."

Not compatible things, and she was as blase about that as about her engagement.

"So, I'm engaged, but LOOK AT THIS MAKEUP, GUISE!"
 
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