(((Googler))) quits (((Google))) and releases the shitty internal comics he made

[Coolio55]

Come! Come laugh at the fools behind the curtain! This is what they actually believe!

Goomics

Repository for the Goomics book project

goomics.net

Spoiler

 

[sadbird]

Solar panels in the UK. O i'm laffin!

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

I HATE CORPORATE ART
I HATE CORPORATE ART

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

lol so much fail.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Regardless of the tism, it’s funny that even Google employees know stadia is full of shit.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm surprised they didn't get fired. If you want to draw shitty comics and get paid (peanuts) for it, get a job with DC or Marvel.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Those Indian women are probably using Google on an iPhone from 2015.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Solar panels in the UK. O i'm laffin!

Lol at least they'd have electricity for about two days out of the year. It's amazing how the person who wrote this isn't aware of how the UK is notoriously cloudy.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Why would you need a bridge between TJ and San Diego?

First of all, there already is one (it's some weird thing that allows people in San Diego to use the Tijuana airport), but uh... it's contiguous land.

Are they expecting a bridge to just flat allow illegals across? Why would the bridge have fewer border controls than the flat pieces of land that also have border controls?

 

[Coolio55]

Spoiler: moar

 

[Milkis]

I wonder if he was aware his comics and art were shit, and was just doing it for fun, or if he's living under the famous FANG Reality Distortion Field and thinks he's Garry Trudeau

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Google and its employees are pajeets and I would not have sex with them.

 

[Tookie]

Mostly pozzed with flashes of self-awareness.

 

[Toolbox]

Solar panels in the UK. O i'm laffin!

Lol at least they'd have electricity for about two days out of the year. It's amazing how the person who wrote this isn't aware of how the UK is notoriously cloudy.

Based on the fact the background is yellow, I think the implication is they'd pay for panels in africa or saudi arabia and just... connect massive wires to the area. Incredibly stupid any way you look at it, but that is an actual plan that's supported by real countries. Not sure about the UK but I know Singapore wants it done in the outback.

Why would you need a bridge between TJ and San Diego?

First of all, there already is one (it's some weird thing that allows people in San Diego to use the Tijuana airport), but uh... it's contiguous land.

Are they expecting a bridge to just flat allow illegals across? Why would the bridge have fewer border controls than the flat pieces of land that also have border controls?

And ignoring the other insane garbage, how does the guy suppose 120 billion would actually in any way be enough to forcefully destroy all civilan firearms in the US? There are 393 million guns (at a minimum) owned. That's probably about 300 bucks given towards taking out each weapon. Not even in this guy's pipe dream does it work out. Then there's the 'end world hunger' metric. Does this actually factor in the cost of growing food, harvesting it, transporting it, cleaning it, prepping it? I doubt it.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

I don't understand most of these and it just reenforces my ideas that tech people aren't human.

 

[Dom Cruise]

"Search and destroy every civilian firearm in the USA"

Gee, this isn't telling at all.

 

[Kosher Dill]

How on earth was this guy not fired if he spent so much time writing comics about his employer shooting customers and running concentration camps?
I'm not one of those people who think you need to be a good corporate serf 24/7, but there are some limits.

 

[seri0us]

What's with all of the racist and sexist comics about how brown people and women "need" help simply because of those traits?

 

[Miss Misery]

How many are troons?

 

[Dom Cruise]

I don't understand most of these and it just reenforces my ideas that tech people aren't human.

There's a creepy, cult like vibe, isn't there? The fact that we have an employee musing about disarming the populace, which would be an act of war, as well as building a bridge to just let illegals flood in even more so, definitely gives you insight into the minds behind these companies and how they really feel about us and the country.