Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Dr. Geronimo]

Never knew they had Bam do voicework for the Scarface game.

 

[Rogowski]

What ever happened to Steve O? I feel like he was on a show recently with like...grey hair or something?

You might be thinking of Knoxville, he’s in his fifties now and is full grey.
He had an interview recently and got all sadboi when they asked him about Bam:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You might be thinking of Knoxville, he’s in his fifties now and is full grey.View attachment 2321786
He had an interview recently and got all sadboi when they asked him about Bam:
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I actually appreciate the Jackass guys letting their hair be grey. It’s actually weird to us now because people dyeing their hair is far more common than ppl just letting be natural.

A friend of mine hair was almost totally gray by 30 and she decided she liked it that way. Her mother and grandmother had a fit, because now in photos the youngest woman in the family has grey hair and the mother and grandmother have brown and blonde (because even at 70 grandma still dyes her hair). In general people thought her hair was “cool” though because they were so unaccustomed to seeing gray hair on anyone under 80.

I sort of blame Pres. Reagan being like 80 and still dying his hair jet black as making it okay for men to do. It’s been a fad ever since.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I actually appreciate the Jackass guys letting their hair be grey. It’s actually weird to us now because people dyeing their hair is far more common than ppl just letting be natural.

A friend of mine hair was almost totally gray by 30 and she decided she liked it that way. Her mother and grandmother had a fit, because now in photos the youngest woman in the family has grey hair and the mother and grandmother have brown and blonde (because even at 70 grandma still dyes her hair). In general people thought her hair was “cool” though because they were so unaccustomed to seeing gray hair on anyone under 80.

I sort of blame Pres. Reagan being like 80 and still dying his hair jet black as making it okay for men to do. It’s been a fad ever since.

I've seen guys in their early 30s/late 20s dye their hair once they get a few grays. It's pretty cringe

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I've seen guys in their early 30s/late 20s dye their hair once they get a few grays. It's pretty cringe

Oh no, those poor people in relationships won't get as much sexual attention from people they wouldn't fuck anyway! Accepting it gracefully shows character.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Holy shit, he’s naturally turning into Irving Zisman. Life imitates art.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Nah the gray hair is their idea of a midlife crisis because it's the closest they'll ever get to having grey matter in their head again.

 

[The Un-Clit]

TBS airing a show of a retard laughing isn't a surprise since they depend on reruns of Seth MacFarlen shows to stay on air

God the shit Brandon Novak went through for Bam. First ep of that game show sees him catch a big-ass watermelon right in the nuts from 20ft up in the air. That's just not right.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nah the gray hair is their idea of a midlife crisis because it's the closest they'll ever get to having grey matter in their head again.

Knoxville can bemoan his lack of brains as he sits in his Malibu mansion with his wife and kids reflecting on how he made a very lucrative career out of hanging out with friends and doing stunts. What an idiot!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

You know, I'm not afraid to admit this thread has been making me nostalgic for these good old days. I recently bought in a copy of Steve-O out on Bail, and I want some VLB to be honest.

My favorite moment from VLB ever is this image of Don Vito, eyes bulging out in angry reaction to Bam and Tim Glomb feeding him "Dude Eggs." It sucks how the deleted scenes ruin the joke, but at least fair enough for us to know what Vito was eating.

Don Vito was a pedo, I know, but he was still funny as fuck to watch on VLB.

 

[fuckingembarassing]

Anyone that's nostalgic for the good days of the jackass era should seriously listen to the early radio bam episodes. episodes 1-100 are a fun time and good vibe of when they were all friends and having a blast though also very gross at times. It takes them a while to get in to it, I recommend episodes 22-25 if you just want to try them out, I've commented before also that they reveal a whole bunch of messy stuff and Bam is also constantly showcasing his sensitivity lol.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

Because while some people daydream about making a giant skateboarding snake run out of their driveway, or renting a pirate ship to go down a river with your friends on, he was actually doing it and putting it on tv.

Bam and his pirate crew getting their ears pulled by the glowies on a blackhawk helicopter is still the best thing any reality tv has ever done and will never be topped, unless Bam somehow makes a sequel and this time fires at them with the cannon instead of backing down like a pussy.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Anyone that's nostalgic for the good days of the jackass era should seriously listen to the early radio bam episodes. episodes 1-100 are a fun time and good vibe of when they were all friends and having a blast though also very gross at times. It takes them a while to get in to it, I recommend episodes 22-25 if you just want to try them out, I've commented before also that they reveal a whole bunch of messy stuff and Bam is also constantly showcasing his sensitivity lol.

is rake involved with the radio show? I never understood why they always shit on him and whether he was like a shitty person or something
edit to clarify, I never understood why bam was so shitty to him, even in that terrible bamaimation he's depicted as horribly gross. was he really like that, a gross terrible person?

 

[Rogowski]

In 1999 Big Brother Skateboarding Magazine had an article showcasing Bam and the entire CKY crew, the last page was a photo of Bam skating with this caption:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

In 1999 Big Brother Skateboarding Magazine had an article showcasing Bam and the entire CKY crew, the last page was a photo of Bam skating with this caption:
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It’s not rocket science to predict, it’s so cliche and common it’s a running joke for fifty years and Bam still dove right into that easily predictable future.

 

[Rukario]

Bam and his pirate crew getting their ears pulled by the glowies on a blackhawk helicopter is still the best thing any reality tv has ever done and will never be topped, unless Bam somehow makes a sequel and this time fires at them with the cannon instead of backing down like a pussy.

I admit that at the time I thought that was the funniest thing I had ever seen on television.

If only Bam had continued that line of work rather than switching to doing drugs and sending death threats as his chief occupations.

 

[Rogowski]

It’s not rocket science to predict, it’s so cliche and common it’s a running joke for fifty years and Bam still dove right into that easily predictable future.

No way. Bam was right about the poison cocksuckers, both Tremaine and Spike served as editorial director of Big Brother at different times and the magazine also employed Pontius, Knoxville, Steve O, and Wee Man at different points.

Obviously the CKY guys were secured as Illuminati sacrifices in exchange for the the Big Brother guys finding Hollywood fame. Dicamillo, Raab, and Rake saw it coming and peaced out before shit got too real and Novak barely escaped by the skin of his teeth

Spoiler

this is obvious sarcasm

 

[Dynamic]

Steve O has his own YouTube channel and shit, the dude runs a podcast as well and used to do a comedy show.

Funny, considering he got more fucked up then Bam and still got his shit together (Video that's not watchable here is him on various drugs).

Or as Steve O himself put it: "You know you have a problem when the spirits in your high have an intervention for you."
Edited my post to add more info, and to detail out the post a bit.

Steve-o became an eco-terrorist, stand up comedian fuckwit. He turned his life around so he could be the annoying 20 year old studying a liberal arts degree for whatever reason. He still does dumb stunts and gets in trouble with the police for it, but now he does it to raise awareness about eco bullshit.

Oh no, those poor people in relationships won't get as much sexual attention from people they wouldn't fuck anyway! Accepting it gracefully shows character.

Building/showing character is what losers say when they don't get to fuck the prom queen. Kids are dying their hair grey and purple these days so who gives a fuck if you're a bit grey? Chicks with big racks giving you a wink and a smile can make your whole week even if you're not going to chase it. Don't underestimate how little men get positive attention and what a big difference small amounts of attention can make to a guy's life.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Building/showing character is what losers say when they don't get to fuck the prom queen. Kids are dying their hair grey and purple these days so who gives a fuck if you're a bit grey? Chicks with big racks giving you a wink and a smile can make your whole week even if you're not going to chase it. Don't underestimate how little men get positive attention and what a big difference small amounts of attention can make to a guy's life.

People have been dying their hair weird colors since at least the 70s. The fuck is your point? People like feeling attractive and appreciated by others? Shit, stop the presses!

 

[Law]

Chicks with big racks giving you a wink and a smile can make your whole week even if you're not going to chase it. Don't underestimate how little men get positive attention and what a big difference small amounts of attention can make to a guy's life.

What does being pathetic and basing an entire week's emotional state on the behavior of strangers have to do with Bam?
I guess Bam probably doesn't get the amount of positive attention he feels entitled to, but that's because he's a has-been with an ego the size of the sun, not because he's a man.