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That weirdo that walked up to her car the one day would probably love to have a Chantal-skin couch eventually. She'd let her bunk there until the timing is just right.If that wedge is indeed driven, then where do we go from there? Homeless saga becomes a real possibility. Or a saga of sofa surfing among Tinder dregs. Or will she throw in her lot with a generous and crazy "friend" from chat? If she no longer has access to money, the sky is the limit as to what happens.
The two ton twat isn't going to Jamaica. Not unless they ship her in cargo with the other livestock there is no way she's gonna fit in a seat. Not to mention she'd shit herself on the plane since she also wouldn't be able to fit in the bathroom.I am dying for a Chins in Jamaica saga. Drug availability aside, the fact that she thinks she's going to come home a skinny legend after spending months in a country that sells fried meat-filled dough on every corner, slathers meat in sugary sauces, offers several different varieties of fried, starchy sides with almost every meal, and has plenty of Burger Kings and KFC's for her to inevitably "fall back" on has me in stitches.
I strongly suspect she's lying about handing over her financial matters to someone else. There's been a lot of flack lately about people sending superchats/buying memberships being to support her drug habit. This is her saying its ok guys, your money is safe. She will do anything to keep those dollars rolling in. She's dumb as shit but she's cunning when it comes to money/food/drugs.For me, the biggest bombshell by far is the fact that someone else is assuming control over her money, and it may change our ole girl in ways we never had anticipated, some of them potentially hilarious or shocking or tragic. For once she and Britney Spears finally have something in common.
First of all, I wish we knew the specifics. Who is controlling it? To what degree? Have all of her accounts been turned over to her mom, or uncle or someone? Or just some? Or is it a looser agreement than that?
If this has happened, and the person in charge is resolute, then the concept would probably be to pay her bills for her, put some in savings, and place her on a weekly allowance. Hahaha, this is the ultimate humiliation for her. Never ceding control of anything is the one thing she is willing to absolutely die for, in the literal sense of the word. It will not take long for her to see this as the ultimate punishment, and what word does she always use whenever anyone exerts authority? Punishment. We should be gratified; in a big way, this ought to be some pretty bitter crow she has to swallow.
The lulz come in on how her response to this will be. Either, she will live our her days as a ward of a financial steward, legally or informally, with bills and rent paid and an allowance that will not allow her to afford drugz. Or, the drugz will win, and she will have to resort to all manner of chicanery and deceit to get her drug money (and she may resort to same even for food money; don't forget she has two monkeys on her back) What will she do? Secret gofundmes? Those won't go unreported. Only Fans? Same. Stealing? I wouldn't put it past her. Might this be the wedge that breaks her up from her family when she resorts to malfeasance to procure drugz? If so, it wouldn't be the first family in Canada or anywhere in which that has happened. If that wedge is indeed driven, then where do we go from there? Homeless saga becomes a real possibility. Or a saga of sofa surfing among Tinder dregs. Or will she throw in her lot with a generous and crazy "friend" from chat? If she no longer has access to money, the sky is the limit as to what happens.
The family does seem invested in her outcome. She may or may not drive them crazy and embarrass them, but she is family. They are trying to do the right thing in getting her away from drugs, even if their actions are far too little too late. So, they may be serious about keeping her away from money for drugs. That would be a paradigm-shifting earthquake in the Chantopolis.
So now the onus is truly on her for the first real fucking time in her whole life, and the stakes are very high and stark: either she become a good little girl and behave herself and live a modest life on an allowance, or she can be the bad girl for real, not play ball, break the agreement by opening new accounts, create a fissure with her family, and wing it all on her lonesome, with all the ramifications that will entail.
Obviously, the second outcome would be the more entertaining one for us, but it really will be the beginning of the end of her. The correct answer, Alex, is "What will save Chantal's life?" And that is the first outcome.
If, however, this turns out to be another lie and nobody took control of her money, then it will be something of a letdown. But that just means the arc will continue as it has been lately, and it has had its moments for sure.
"handing over her financial matters to someone else."
What financial matters? Her massive Investment Portfolio that needs to be managed? Her Real Estate Portfolio? At most she's worth "hundreds".....We know she's paycheck to paycheck these days, so they're taking her ATM card? Bitch please.
FYI: editing a post and putting a reason has been around forever and is recommended because it looks less shady. It's not a "newfag" thing. Calm down.If I see "edit: typos" one more time I'm going to chugg a twisty misty.
I'd almost say "Milan breaking up with her -> snorting coke on stream"
I’m glad to see she owned up about the nose-blowing being from coke. She can never blame it on “the allergies” again now. But she’ll try no doubt.I think we need to start a list of when she lies. When she says something and then when she says something different or proof that she lied. Its getting real old her saying "What lies?????" in that bitchy tone. She lies about some big things but tons of little things that should be tracked.
For example, all the times she has said she has a doctor appointment on a certain day but by some fluke, it is another day and we all just "make shit up"
You forgot all the "sexercise" shes gonna do. That will totally burn off alllll the caloriesI am dying for a Chins in Jamaica saga. Drug availability aside, the fact that she thinks she's going to come home a skinny legend after spending months in a country that sells fried meat-filled dough on every corner, slathers meat in sugary sauces, offers several different varieties of fried, starchy sides with almost every meal, and has plenty of Burger Kings and KFC's for her to inevitably "fall back" on has me in stitches.
#FREECHINNYFor me, the biggest bombshell by far is the fact that someone else is assuming control over her money, and it may change our ole girl in ways we never had anticipated, some of them potentially hilarious or shocking or tragic. For once she and Britney Spears finally have something in common.