Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

I'm not trying to defend Kevin and other degenerate AGPs, but this is who was flirting with him.

Whooooooo boy that's a double-bagger if I ever saw one. For the love of God don't nut in her.
Christ, I don't think I'm EVER going to nut again.

Rate me MATI but Jack Dorsey a.k.a Emperor Commodus deserves to be sentenced to Trial by Amhole, then the Anal Clown Hook, followed by Cocktail Hour with Jen (a large Espresso to start, and a selection of sweet, nutty and spicy aperitifs/bon bons to be consumed directly at the source). He enables this parade of hooting mange-ridden hyaenas to bear their insectoid flaps on his platform, and Ma'am their way to the front row seats, just so he can watch the wannabe rich, smart, and powerful Blue Ticks simper and fall over themselves to stay relevant.

Sideshow Troons would benefit far more being shoved into a holding pen behind the main tent and hosed down hourly, but here we are.

Kudos to @Chapstick4Lyfe for unearthing the Downie cave troll above, though. She's a fantastic discovery - visibly intellectually subnormal, hideous not in a "lol, yikes, omf" way like most of them, but in a gutchurning way (like when you flip over a rock and see something not meant for human eyes - a giant grub, a blobfish, two earthworms oozing thick slime while they fuck).

My (rambling af) analysis of this creature, based purely on her nauseating Twatter feed.

She's not "kinky" or "sex positive" or whatever the other animals tell her. She's just brutish and obscene, compulsively fiddling in her crotch and exposing herself - like many severely handicapped women. Her bio says she's autistic, but they all use it to handwave their cuntitude and laziness away. Whatever this one is, it's way down the scale.

You can tell Wedge gets a thrill from pain and suffering, and also from the disgust he elicits in others. At least, he's able to pretend he does. His "sexuality", such as it is (partly self-hating masochist, partly tard painting the wall with his own shit and laughing at the panic it causes), comes from a wellspring of fucked-up emotion. Not so the Shetroon - she flops her various grimy sacs and industrial implements out like she's emptying her pockets, possibly on demand. She tries to drone on about being "depressed" like they all do, but with her it seems like mimicry /cut-and-paste stuff.

If I was this creature's family member, I would immediately remove her from the other maggot-looking beast (who is most likely leeching off her benefits and abusing her sexually). I would have her intellectually assessed. She seems almost too low-functioning to make rational decisions. She should be in protective care, learning social boundaries and skills, perhaps go into assisted living and given a menial job. I think the other troons give her a wide berth - even these selfish, cowardly cunts can sense that this one isn't all there.

Her partner should be charged with abuse, and Jack Dorsey should be sued for letting a mentally subnormal woman be exploited and degraded in his Circus Maximus.

FFS, I didn't screenshot it because am hamfisted and drunk, but Wedgie made some gross comment about "shaving my kitty and asshole", and this sentient Pink Slime(tm) replied: "So how do you do the second?" Err, this adult doesn't know how one would shave their ringpiece??? She's mentally 8 years old, at most.

"Use me to your liking" she says, in that disgusting flopped over with ribbon tits unfurled and growler at full tilt image above. Well, firstly I'd want her to stop parroting what her butch tard pimp tells her, learn to keep her tits in and her asscrack shaved, throw away her slimy Austin Powers pump, and stop frying her hideous sad saggy sacs ffs. But part of me also wants to pay her $5000 "vet fees", fly her to my country, chuck her in the ocean, and film her spazzing out and bellowing in the shallows so I could send the video to the papers as a "mysterious unidentified sea creature". It's practically a national pastime here, and she's a real doozy. Blobfish, prehistoric seal, deformed porpoise, Yeti mermaid, bucket of congealed lard off a Chinese trawler? Endless possibilities. (Then I'd set her free obv.)
 
He tweeted this then immediately deleted it. The Tranch will be the featured charity at DenFur, I guess?
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He fixed it to make sure everybody knows his friend wants HIM there. Being famous must be so exhausting.
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Oh god he didn’t even know they’re a featured charity? Does anyone tell him ANYTHING? Like I’m sure you don’t just get a spot to an event that’s like a month away without knowing you’d be part of it waaay in advance.
They either mentioned it in passing and Kev just didn't divert any attention from his troonsformers/cooming or they didn't tell him so he wouldn't post it all over twatter prematurely.
 
They either mentioned it in passing and Kev just didn't divert any attention from his troonsformers/cooming or they didn't tell him so he wouldn't post it all over twatter prematurely.
iirc, they didn't know, considering I think a lot of sponsors and featured people dropped out because of covid and other reasons, meaning they had to grasp for people to fill in
 
He tweeted this then immediately deleted it. The Tranch will be the featured charity at DenFur, I guess?
Looks like they’re gearing up to get another 100k for hot pockets, unexpected medical bills, and assault rifles. God I love stupid furries. :story:

I bet Kevin has never felt so validated to be a NEET shut-in on Twitter all day. Now he can proudly allege that he contributes to the tranch in a meaningful way.
 
Do you guys think Kevin is a genuinely a bad person, or do you think he's just severely mentally ill?
The former mostly. While I get why people would say he has a severe mental illness because a lot of his antics and degenerate shit doesnt make sense I dont believe for one moment kevin doesnt know what hes doing and isnt choosing what hes doing (and this is not to say mentally ill people dont, but a lot of time mental illness is brought up to explain illogical behaviours, but I think in kevins case its all very deliberate).

If he does have a mental illness its coomerism. He's a walking meme which is apt as his very existence is a joke.
 
Fuck sake Kev, this is so tiresome. I've followed this thread from the start and it's, you know, fascinating.

But you're a man, you were born a man, you grew up a man, you're still a man and you'll die a fucking man.

You have a Y chromosome, a 5 o'clock shadow, an Adam's apple, a narrow pelvis, a prostate and male pattern baldness.
You have no uterus, no ovaries, no cervix and definitely no fucking vagina.
You can't menstruate, you can't get pregnant and any sad, pathetic lactation you may produce has no use to any infant that you definitely cannot fucking birth.

You are a male. A fat, worthless, scared and inadequate beta fucking male.

I enjoy this thread but please Kev for the love of truth and the acceptance of reality will you stop fucking pretending to be a woman.

You can get over this. You can do better.
Just imagine waking up tomorrow, letting out a huge sigh of relief and being yourself.




/fuck sorry/optimism/what was I thinking?/carry on you glorious fat lady/
 
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According to his own words for his job he chose to get laid of and get gibs and during this time trooned. Now gibs are gone and hes out the house. I'm sure there's a bigger "moment i realized I was trans" story tho
He reminds me of that rat-faced fellow who appeared in that Barcroft TV video. It involved a woman who was in a relationship with four other men, with one of those same men beating a newborn baby almost to death because he wasn't the father. This is the man with the rat face, for context:
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The major difference is that Bryan is slightly better-groomed in these photographs. Not that that means much now.
 
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He tweeted this then immediately deleted it. The Tranch will be the featured charity at DenFur, I guess?
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He fixed it to make sure everybody knows his friend wants HIM there. Being famous must be so exhausting.
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Imagine donating money to the Tranch. Donating to charity is a nice thing to do, there are literally thousands of deserving local and national charities with wonderful volunteers who do selfless work for those in trouble or less fortunate. Imagine having the option to donate to one of those most worthy organisations and then, instead, willingly handing money over to this collective of mentally ill men who do nothing worthy of any praise. I genuinely cannot put myself in that frame of mind. Why does the universe allow this to happen?
 
Imagine donating money to the Tranch. Donating to charity is a nice thing to do, there are literally thousands of deserving local and national charities with wonderful volunteers who do selfless work for those in trouble or less fortunate. Imagine having the option to donate to one of those most worthy organisations and then, instead, willingly handing money over to this collective of mentally ill men who do nothing worthy of any praise. I genuinely cannot put myself in that frame of mind. Why does the universe allow this to happen?
Free-will is a blessing and a curse, depending on whether you use it responsibly or not. It happens because some (if not most) people abuse their freedoms and will to do something (like donating to the tranch), rather than use it to genuinely benefit those who need help. Man is nothing if not corrupt and self-serving, though the level of either varies from person to person. Evidently some take it further than others, though.
 
Sexy Cyborg's VERY BAD TWEETS despite her being. WOKEIST.
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See this is the problem with declaring yourself as an ally to the woke hordes. No matter how much veneration you do at the LGBT altar, they will ALWAYS find a reason to cancel you. You can be the most politically correct, empathetic, wokest person in existence, and still all it takes is one perceived slight and you get devoured by the mob.

Funnily enough, Kevin doesn't seem to be fully on-board with this particular twitter cancelling. Or at least he'd feel a lot more comfortable if the cancellation effort were being led by non-whites.
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Funnily enough, Kevin doesn't seem to be fully on-board with this particular twitter cancelling. Or at least he'd feel a lot more comfortable if the cancellation effort were being led by non-whites.
Yeah because they know they're guilty of everything Wu is accusing them of. I've seen an interview she gave concerning her first western appearance in... was it Vox or Vice? anyway, the point was "this foreigner came here, was condescending the whole time, wrote his drivel, fucked off, and left me in deep shit". This is actual cultural imperalism in action and actual latinos and latinas should have replied the same when "latinx" started to gain ground.
 
Since we were on the topic of headmates a few pages back with Wedge, it reminded me that Kevin actually identifies as a system, where one of the characters he's headmates with is Glados from the Portal games. Then I remembered that I stumbled upon a text to speech website that creates Glados voice lines. And I thought to myself what would Glados have say to Kevin?
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Edit: @Boris Blank's glass eye unfortunately Kiwifarms is really weird with .wav files and requires you to convert them to mp3 so they don't glitch out.
 
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And I thought to myself what would Glados have say to Kevin?



Oh yeah.

Edit: fucking audio clip is shorter than a second so it can't be played. Bummer. Here's the file.
Edit 2: a kind Chef Hanlon converted it to MP3, see if it works.
 

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In cucumber's Sarah story, the fact that she didn't want to before marriage and then they eventually did, kinda implies to me he pressured her into it. Of course people change their minds and give in to urges, but I have a feeling that's not the case here based on his other writings.

Given how ugly he's always been, he seems like the type of dude that's confident and pushy and manages to get some sex, but never in the way he wants because there's not gonna be anyone enthusiastic about fucking him and they sure as hell won't suck his dick. He even tried to get something better than the chick who's family was housing him, but was unsuccessful, and managed to get her to pop out 4 kids. What a sad life, I have no idea why anyone wouldn't run far away from this dude at first glance.
 
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