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Just Dont said:
Oh totally! And I know you are making a joke, but she actually wants to sell one of her houses so she can properly help the people where she lived.

She spents thousands a month buying food and product that she donates then for people, and you can think she is really good and wholesome (which she is) but she is helping people who won't ever achieve nothing more than be parasites of the government.
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That pretty much confirms my theory. There's nothing wrong with giving to charity if you're a woman or gay, but prioritizing that above your immediate family is a mental disorder related to excessive generosity. Can't remember what it's called, but for some reason I'm remembering the word "menopause..."
 
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crucifiction009 said:
That pretty much confirms my theory. There's nothing wrong with giving to charity if you're a woman or gay, but prioritizing that above your immediate family is a mental disorder related to excessive generosity. Can't remember what it's called, but for some reason I'm remembering the word "menopause..."
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I'm old already, I don't give a shit what she does with money or her assets.

What it really angers me is that she takes things into her hands that could potentially lead to more trouble just because she wants to help. My own beliefs don't really matter right now, but I don't think is worth the trouble just to help a woman who is dumb enough to get beaten up. Fuck her, call the authorities and be smart for one moment in your life.
 
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crucifiction009 said:
If you tell her you're a down-on-your-luck virgin who just wants to get laid once before dying of a terminal illness, I'm sure she'd at least give you a pity blowjob.
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Oh! wait, who was the faggot who actually did that before killing himself? Was it elliot rodgers who asked his mom for sex?

buttman87 said:
cool but can you draw her with bigger boobs
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Just Dont said:
Oh! wait, who was the faggot who actually did that before killing himself? Was it elliot rodgers who asked his mom for sex?
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Beats me. Let me know if you remember though, because that sounds hilarious. I love a story with a happy ending...
 
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Weed Eater said:
iT lOoKs NiCe To Me!!

This is why you aren't improving, and also why you're getting roasted by an ex-"artist" on a Filipino bamboo-weavers forum.
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Why should I improve on something I have no desire to do for money? I mean, the only recourse of a real artist right now is drawing furry porn and take commisions from coomers for 5 dollars.

I pass. But you keep drawing furry porn and improving if you want.

Also, I draw in Illustrator, that's why the hard lines.


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