If you could run a vault experiment, what would it be?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If you were working for Vault Tech and could run a single vault experiment what would it be?

Personally, I think I would fill it up with a bunch of autists, trannies, furries, and champagne socialists. They’d be told that they would have a year to plan, prepare, and maintain a greenhouse large enough to support them, as well as an area dedicated to smaller animals that can sustain them for food, like chickens and rabbits, just in case things went awry. They would be provided lots of entertainment and enough supplies to support them for what seems like perpetuity.

What they wouldn’t know is that after about a year they will be suddenly cut them off from any entertainment. After a year and a half they would have to rely on whatever they could grow or breed to survive. The overseer would also be instructed at that time to enforce the confiscation of all personal property and to punish those who weren’t interested in work.

It would require a cooperative trusting society dedicated to hard work in order to survive. They’d be encouraged to put the collective over their own interests and to leave behind the trappings of consumerism capitalism.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Me and 99 hot babes with enough supplies to last a population of a million for 20 years.
Then let us out after ten.

Fr though I’d have a Noah’s ark vault. See what shit happens if every animal interacted.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

40 hood black folks. 30 Sunni Yeminis. 10 super woke white people. 6 trannies. 4 radical feminists. 4 Jews. 3 Armenians. 2 Amish. 1 Samoan.

 

[Had]

I like the idea of doing something like I am mother, of trying to have a vault try to raise the perfect child giving AI learning and genetic manipulation.

 

[Blasterisk]

180 irishmen and every single crop in the world


except potatoes

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Me and 99 hot babes with enough supplies to last a population of a million for 20 years.
Then let us out after ten.

What about 999?

Fr though I’d have a Noah’s ark vault. See what shit happens if every animal interacted.

That would be interesting.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Create a vault for each of the political ideologies in the bottom layers and see how long it takes for the vault to collapse.

Spoiler

 

[CptnSnshn]

A vault to see if society can survive without black people.

But it would be the size of a country and not underground and not a vault.

 

[Ramborambo]

Set up a vault with as large as possible of a representative sample of earth's population. All residents are locked in their room 18 hours a day, allowing 6 hours a day to perform work duties and socialize with the other residents. Occupations are assigned daily at complete random. No accountability is kept of job performances.

Locked in their rooms 18 hours a day, the residents are forced to shitpost. One terminal for each resident. Each resident is required to post every day, and reactions are treated as currency. Not enough upboats, you don't eat that day. Give out too many upboats trying to be a good guy and game the system, the mainframe will recognize it and not only deduct those points from your sticker currency but also release HalluciGen gas into your room, increasing in amount each subsequent time you are reprimanded until you either correct your behavior or you finally an hero.

Each year the Overseer is selected by total number of downboats the previous year and is allowed to delete posts and stickers at will, essentially giving control of the fate of the vaults economy to the most exceptional individual, and there's always the possibility the vault residents could dispose of the Overseer during the 6 hour daily socializing period if they abuse their Janny privileges. If this occurs, the next most downboated individual is automatically selected by the mainframe as the new Overseer.

This cycle repeats ad infinitum until the vault fails and the residents all perish. No records are kept of the results because the results don't matter.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

A vault where all sustenance was cum. Turn on the taps? Cum. Open the fridge? Cum.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd just fill it up with chinks and have them make counterfeit Gucci bags all day, every day.

 

[Drain Todger]

Tormenting @BoxerShorts47 eternally. There would be a rusty cage with lumpia suspended over a pit of ravenous deathclaws. Every single day, he'd have to find some way to climb onto it, open it, and retrieve the contents unless he wanted to starve.

Every day, we'd vary the obstacles. One day, he'd have to tiptoe across upright wooden poles. Another day, he'd need to Tarzan-swing across the pit, and so on. Sometimes, we would fill the room with a number of false suspended cages that have boxes with captured radroaches in them instead of lumpia just to startle him so he falls into the pit with the deathclaws. The entire time, there would be a remote-operated stun gun taped to the inside of his thigh, and every now and then, the Overseer would shock his testicles.

Every time he failed his ascent towards the lumpia cage and the deathclaws ate him, we'd clone him, restore his mind from a backup brain engram, and start the experiment over from the beginning.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I choose to make a megavault containing all the vaults in this thread. Each vault is given a cache of weapons and told that to survive, they must exterminate all other vaults in a deranged competition known as the Vault Games. Once one of the vaults prevails, an important detail is revealed- the vault consists of all vaults in the thread, including my vault. Each set of vaults contains my vault, which in itself contains another set of vaults, including my vault, which in itself contains another set of vaults, and so on. Therefore, there are infinite levels of vaults in the vault, and the winners of each level of the Vault Games have exterminated the rest of the other vaults in exchange for the opportunity to do it all over again in the next highest level of the Vault Games. The only goal is suffering,

 

[BoxerShorts47]

Tormenting @BoxerShorts47 eternally. There would be a rusty cage with lumpia suspended over a pit of ravenous deathclaws. Every single day, he'd have to find some way to climb onto it, open it, and retrieve the contents unless he wanted to starve.

Every day, we'd vary the obstacles. One day, he'd have to tiptoe across upright wooden poles. Another day, he'd need to Tarzan-swing across the pit, and so on. Sometimes, we would fill the room with a number of false suspended cages that have boxes with captured radroaches in them instead of lumpia just to startle him so he falls into the pit with the deathclaws. The entire time, there would be a remote-operated stun gun taped to the inside of his thigh, and every now and then, the Overseer would shock his testicles.

Every time he failed his ascent towards the lumpia cage and the deathclaws ate him, we'd clone him, restore his mind from a backup brain engram, and start the experiment over from the beginning.

sounds fun

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

Created vautl 69 but instead of one man with copious amounts of women, it would be one man whose straight, in a vault of trans man, and watch from hq.

 

[wopirish]

40 hood black folks. 30 Sunni Yeminis. 10 super woke white people. 6 trannies. 4 radical feminists. 4 Jews. 3 Armenians. 2 Amish. 1 Samoan.

Thats a long winded way of saying that the only people who walk out are the amish and samoan.

Mine would be 10 japs and 100 cambodians and only rice in the hydroponics. Let the japs have a reimagined colonization.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Have like 100 people, lock each of them in solitary confinement until they go fucking mental from isolation.
Then after all of them have snapped, release them out into the wasteland and see what happens.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Put 50 un-sterilized mtf and 50 un-sterilized ftm troons just to see how insane this troon shit gets out after multiple generations with no pushback from the rest of society

 

[stupid orc]

30 catatonic, 30 paranoid, and 30 disorganized schizophrenics are in a large vault with no meds and tasked with setting up a new society all while 10 autists in a separate area watch and take notes.

 

[Idiot savant]

a vault with two girls and one cup