US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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The High Prophet of Truth said:
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Yes, impossible. I suppose all these libraries in bum fuck Kansas still only have lithograph machines.

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Aidan said:
Is there any voter ID setup that requires a scanned copy of a government-issued ID as proof of identity? Scanning something with a bunch of personally identifiable information to send in to some shitty local election office is retarded. This sounds like something she made up that she claims voters think they would have to do when I'd expect what she's talking about to be handled just like mail-in ballots are handled in states that currently require ID to vote.

edit: Looked it up https://www.vote.org/voter-id-laws/
Apparently it's an option in some cases, though I'm still not sure if in the case of Alabama it means present any valid photo ID or send a scan in with the application. I'd advise against scanning your driver's license on any public machine or sending it digitally over generic email.

Shut up dummy, your betters know that your town is lit by kerosene lamps and you ride a horse to school. How'd you even post this?
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I hear in the cities they have running water and those fancy moving pictures.
 
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Blake Chortles said:
Some people have called Tucker fake but saying that shit on national television night after night to millions is dangerous as fuck and he could have just coasted comfortably rich as generic republican commentator for the rest of his life.
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Those people generally want somebody else to solve all their problems for them, disregarding the fact that the man has a wife and kids to protect. I'd say he goes as far as he can and maybe a bit further than he should sometimes and that's admirable. He's a broadcast journalist, not a freedom fighter. If he gets himself booted or Arkancided then that's one fewer person who will even hint at what's going on here.

As an aside, I remember when he used to have his liberal friends on the show quite frequently for discussions. Not sure why that stopped but it's funny to see spergs from both sides suddenly jumping on the SHOCKING REVELATION that a grown man with a family has friends outside of his political affiliations.

TLDR people are fucking retarded.
 
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Are there actual laws that state it needs to be a shitty photocopy? I've been using my phone to do 'scans' for like 5 years. Haven't gotten much push-back at all and many government agencies have suggested using the scanner apps. There are even apps to fax people when an odd department requires it but those are few and far these days.
 
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Golly gee willickers, I don't suppose any of yall have any of that fancy electricity I could plug this here Printer/Scanner/Copy machine I just got me down at the local WallyWorld. I don't reckon they'd let my simple self plug it in there...

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Are there actual laws that state it needs to be a shitty photocopy? I've been using my phone to do 'scans' for like 5 years. Haven't gotten much push-back at all and many government agencies have suggested using the scanner apps. There are even apps to fax people when an odd department requires it but those are few and far these days.
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I bought my house, including signing all the paperwork, with my phone. I do pretty much everything with it. I actually gave my printer to goodwill when I realized I hadn't used it in almost 2 years.
 
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I hear in the cities they have running water and those fancy moving pictures.
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That rumor is about a century old.

On a whole other note, exactly how are the Left going to spin their next, next utopian scheme after Biden/Harris? What's it going to be next time? We're going to build back betterer? Uncle Joe wasn't allowed to go far enough?
 
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Are there actual laws that state it needs to be a shitty photocopy? I've been using my phone to do 'scans' for like 5 years. Haven't gotten much push-back at all and many government agencies have suggested using the scanner apps. There are even apps to fax people when an odd department requires it but those are few and far these days.
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The only time I have heard of it is in regards to absentee ballots. In my state if you request an absentee ballot for the first time, you have to include a copy of your ID with the ballot.
 
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