Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Meredith Swift]

Vegas reported over 700 cases of the coof yesterday and cases just keep rising. Maybe his $5/month gym ran out of hand sanitizer and he touched his drool-saturated mask one too many times and is now rotting at home with no one to take care of him, no one to bring him OJ and chicken soup and take his temperature, no one to call a doctor if his condition suddenly worsens.....

I know, but I can dream...

Edit: I may have missed it (and the search function is being buggy for me), but I don't recall seeing him bragging about getting vaxxed. Since he rarely leaves the house for anything but work it seems like the kind of thing he'd document.

Edit 2: when search finally worked, I saw that I'd asked the exact same question in the exact same way like 2 months ago so I apologize for being That Guy™

 

[HavenlyKingdom]

You know you have reached rock-bottom when you are MIA and KF are the only ones who 'care'.

 

[Nointey]

it was the gay niggers from outer space

if he goes missing or is found dead

russell greer didnt kill himself

 

[DrJonesHat]

Or maybe he's suffering a narcissistic injury because some hottie was not receptive of his advances and called Shit-lips a creepy dingus. I'm sure we will find out eventually.

I think you're right that his ego took a hit. I wonder if he finally realized Yovanna wasn't going to go out with him. He filed an EEOC complaint against AGT, and someone eventually had to tell him that he wasn't applying for a job, so he can't file with the EEOC, and he can't sue them either. Remember how fast he ran away from the Farrah Abraham suit once her lawyer told him they were going to countersue? He wilts instantly if someone stands up to his threats. He still thinks after all this time people will just fall over themselves to do what he wants if he sues.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

If any other cow on this board were to croak unexpectedly, someone within their circle of friends would alert social media using the tried and tested medium of a photo-montage set to Closing Time by Semisonic. Russell seldom has any friends. His work colleagues probably keep their distance. His family barely tolerate him. It's very sad until you remind yourself that we are talking about a terrible human being who repels sympathy the same way that a duck's feathers repel water.

It will be an impersonal trawl through the death records that confirms his facial rigor mortis has finally spread to the remainder of his body.

 

[AnOminous]

He still thinks after all this time people will just fall over themselves to do what he wants if he sues.

Even though literally nobody ever has.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nevada is a hot zone for UFO activity. Maybe he got himself abducted? Or maybe the ETs mistook him for one of their genetic experiments and picked him up because they assume he's a failure? Or maybe the Reptoids confused him for one of their Replicant-style drones that they use to spy on humanity and think he's malfunctioning?

Or maybe he's suffering a narcissistic injury because some hottie was not receptive of his advances and called Shit-lips a creepy dingus. I'm sure we will find out eventually.

Maybe they called him home? I mean Greer being an actual lost ET would explain so much. (They want our women!)

 

[DrJonesHat]

Even though literally nobody ever has.

You'd think after Skordas got him hit with legal fees, he'd realize that suing people isn't like winning the lottery. But no, this is Russ. He didn't do anything wrong, the judge obviously hates the disabled!

 

[Russketeer]

He posted the most generic of gym pictures to insta an hour ago with a blurb of gym is great for stress and mental health, especially if you work a FT job, lead a PAC, and are fabulously awesome lol.

Seems like narc injury to me. Lots of people work and leading his PAC and being awesome are fancy talk for nothing.

Points to him reading here too. Realized we were legit worried.

ETA: Still find it really odd no 4th of July posts from Pipsqueak. He could of took a blurry picture of strip fireworks, lamented how adults should have the freedom to pay for sex, commented on AGT or Katy Perry's Resorts World residency. But we got silence. Jail or other stupidity seems like a real possibility.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Nothing has happened with his suit to kill the farms that would have him sulking has it?

Another stalking charge would be juicy as fuck but that’s just me wanting entertainment and for him to potentially have to take the psycho-sexual evaluation.

Happy to hear he’s still doing his stroll on the treadmill to build up those biceps though.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nothing has happened with his suit to kill the farms that would have him sulking has it?

Another stalking charge would be juicy as fuck but that’s just me wanting entertainment and for him to potentially have to take the psycho-sexual evaluation.

Happy to hear he’s still doing his stroll on the treadmill to build up those biceps though.

Maybe he stopped after the DOS attack. After all, without the Farms to give him free publicity, he's a nobody.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Even though literally nobody ever has.

If he didn't keep on beliving it even though it flies in the face of evidence, he wouldn't be a lolcow, just a regular /NiceGuy.

 

[Constellationzero]

If any other cow on this board were to croak unexpectedly, someone within their circle of friends would alert social media using the tried and tested medium of a photo-montage set to Closing Time by Semisonic. Russell seldom has any friends. His work colleagues probably keep their distance. His family barely tolerate him. It's very sad until you remind yourself that we are talking about a terrible human being who repels sympathy the same way that a duck's feathers repel water.

It will be an impersonal trawl through the death records that confirms his facial rigor mortis has finally spread to the remainder of his body.

If he gets even as much of an obit as Will Bresch, the KING!!! of South Florida Talent! or John (Sexually) Bulla, I'll have a heart attack.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If he gets even as much of an obit as Will Bresch, the KING!!! of South Florida Talent! or John (Sexually) Bulla, I'll have a heart attack.

Those guys obviously had severe mental illness that weren't being treated. Russ IS a severe mental illness that's impossible to treat. Bresch and Bulla(sexually) were somewhat sympathetic. Russ inspires hatred in all who learn of him.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Russ inspires hatred in all who learn of him.

And that's all he has. He will forever be the guy that tried to sue Taylor Swift. It doesn't matter if tomorrow he lucks out and becomes a successful writer for Hollywood. He will still only be known as the guy that tried to sue Taylor Swift.

 

[The Great Citracett]

So he's still tagging Lauryn the cheerleader (who has a boyfriend) and Yovanna (who doesn't know he exists).

He looks to be watching TV on the treadmill. During disability pride month. If that's a thing. Because he's a gym shark, whatever that is.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So he's still tagging Lauryn the cheerleader (who has a boyfriend) and Yovanna (who doesn't know he exists).

He thinks Yovanna knows who he is. He doesn't get that most famous people don't run their own SM accounts. I mean, this is the guy who thinks Lindsey Vohn sent him a postcard herself.

 

[StinkySnack]

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Nose-hair game going stronger than ever.

What an ugly face. 0/10

 

[Constellationzero]

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So he's still tagging Lauryn the cheerleader (who has a boyfriend) and Yovanna (who doesn't know he exists).

He looks to be watching TV on the treadmill. During disability pride month. If that's a thing. Because he's a gym shark, whatever that is.

Yep. THIS RIGHT HERE is thee SELL SHOT (Men, take note). Yovanna and the entire roster of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders will TODALLY TALK TO YOU NOW!

This looks like a cursed Trend scratch n' sniff sticker.

* Armpits
* Five day old fryer grease from the local fleamarket snack bar
* Feet and corn chips
* Day old meat farts
* Greasy, clammy nervous sweat
* Breath to rival any park toilet on a mid August day
* Jackfruit
* Durian

I'm SHOCKED to shit that paper mask isn't soaked.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Disability Pride Month is a real thing, but as usual, Russ misses the point. Disability Pride is about being your own person despite being disabled. In other words, you are more than your disability. Russ defines his entire existence around his disability, so he's doing it wrong.