The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Big Meaty Claws]

The Troons are just on high defense and salt posting to try and defend there "spot" in the big charity position.

No doubt all this screaming at people on Twitter is already gonna make no one donate. Great work.

 

[stupid frog]

I love how they're too fucking stupid to realize that their "pwns" or whatever are the worst fucking PR possible. Typical man behavior.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I ran here asap when I saw that the Tranch was Denfur’s charity of choice. Now I’m really invested, guess I’m going to be learning about farming (or how NOT to do it) for a while.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I ran here asap when I saw that the Tranch was Denfur’s charity of choice. Now I’m really invested, guess I’m going to be learning about farming (or how NOT to do it) for a while.

I guess we found out why they registered a 501(c)3 so fucking fast this year. They were scrambling to scam donations from Denfur without getting IRS'd.

 

[Angel Phish]

In fairness, furries as a group know bullshit when they see it better than anyone, their community is full of it to the eyeballs and they know it. Animal and child abusers, Nazis, commies, addicts, bug chasers, sex pests, chronic grifters, munchies, abusers, sociopaths, speds, and some of the worst STI management since the advent of AIDS and HIV, they're all here. Every furry has a skeleton of some kind but they also all know how to use the special snowflake sex/race/etc to slip away from the worst of the lynch mob (usually).

But somehow despite living in a veritable neighborhood of glass Taj Mahals, they have few hesitations about lobbing cinder blocks at each other's living rooms which is why meltdowns and drama within the community are so damn juicy.

 

[Meiwaku]

I ran here asap when I saw that the Tranch was Denfur’s charity of choice. Now I’m really invested, guess I’m going to be learning about farming (or how NOT to do it) for a while.

Welcome fren. I'd suggest checking in on the kevin thread because the origin story of them and our discoveries started there and it was a bit before we got the Tranch thread. There are a few mild arcs or convos of things that didn't migrate just because it be like that sometimes.

In fairness, furries as a group know bullshit when they see it better than anyone, their community is full of it to the eyeballs and they know it. Animal and child abusers, Nazis, commies, addicts, bug chasers, sex pests, chronic grifters, munchies, abusers, sociopaths, speds, and some of the worst STI management since the advent of AIDS and HIV, they're all here. Every furry has a skeleton of some kind but they also all know how to use the special snowflake sex/race/etc to slip away from the worst of the lynch mob (usually).

But somehow despite living in a veritable neighborhood of glass Taj Mahals, they have few hesitations about lobbing cinder blocks at each other's living rooms which is why meltdowns and drama within the community are so damn juicy.

This is an amazingly good point...

Also wow literally everyone, even our most aloof tranchers logged on for this Twitter fight. We also got an honorable mention.


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What about when josh literally kills trannies?

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Bonus news: CRIA 12

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[Gone Ham]

Welcome fren. I'd suggest checking in on the kevin thread because the origin story of them and our discoveries started there and it was a bit before we got the Tranch thread. There are a few mild arcs or convos of things that didn't migrate just because it be like that sometimes.



This is an amazingly good point...

Also wow literally everyone, even our most aloof tranchers logged on for this Twitter fight. We also got an honorable mention.

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What about when josh literally kills trannies?
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>Surprise
If you had half a brain, it wouldn't be a fucking surprise you retards

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

ok but if they all is going to furry con, who is left to watch ranch? who will defend it? please twitter furries, harnass it in so we can have a crossover event

 

[S.C.U.D.]

ok but if they all is going to furry con, who is left to watch ranch? who will defend it? please twitter furries, harnass it in so we can have a crossover event

I was literally coming here to ask this same exact question. I assume they'll have one or two of the serfs stay at home to watch over the animals, or maybe they'll just let all the alpacas starve.

 

[stupid frog]

Earl, you know what to do.

 

[Ghostse]

Some excitement in the replies to the furry convention's tweet about its charity choice!
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Spoiler: a bunch of based furries lmao

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Above furry also got into a fun little side-fight about HIV and anarchy:
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Staying tuned in the hope that lots of furries and/or troons feeling feisty

Ok fine, you convinced me. We purge the furries after the trannies.

 

[Shaka Brah]

In fairness, furries as a group know bullshit when they see it better than anyone, their community is full of it to the eyeballs and they know it. Animal and child abusers, Nazis, commies, addicts, bug chasers, sex pests, chronic grifters, munchies, abusers, sociopaths, speds, and some of the worst STI management since the advent of AIDS and HIV, they're all here. Every furry has a skeleton of some kind but they also all know how to use the special snowflake sex/race/etc to slip away from the worst of the lynch mob (usually).

But somehow despite living in a veritable neighborhood of glass Taj Mahals, they have few hesitations about lobbing cinder blocks at each other's living rooms which is why meltdowns and drama within the community are so damn juicy.

This is true, but furries are also chronically unable to deal with the bad elements of their community. They notice they exist and then can't seem to kick them out. No matter how many meltdowns happen and no matter how many disavowals occur, pretty much all the same grifters and creeps are still there from all the old drama.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

This is true, but furries are also chronically unable to deal with the bad elements of their community. They notice they exist and then can't seem to kick them out. No matter how many meltdowns happen and no matter how many disavowals occur, pretty much all the same grifters and creeps are still there from all the old drama.

From what I've seen of furries from my time on here, the reason they can't kick out the bad elements is because they're all bad elements. If you remove all the edgelord extremists, sexual deviants (beyond the whole furry thing), and general degenerates from the furry scene to save it, there won't be a furry scene left to save.

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

I was literally coming here to ask this same exact question. I assume they'll have one or two of the serfs stay at home to watch over the animals, or maybe they'll just let all the alpacas starve.

josies twatter indicates thst she gives somewaht of a fuck sbout animal, health and lives well apart with a fence and a not terrible outdoor shower. if the troonfuck gang all leave, there might actually be some peace & quiet.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

There is something comforting about coming home after a long weekend emergency call at work, kicking off my boots, taking a shower, having a beer or a nice tea and tucking myself into bed while I listen to the crickets and read about the new daily dumpster fire at the tenacious unicorn ranch. It's like getting junk mail every day

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I feel this really can't be overstated.
Livestock births shouldn't be a surprise.

 

[Meiwaku]

Ok fine, you convinced me. We purge the furries after the trannies.

I'm very surprised that you weren't already aware of their need for nuking. But coincidentally, purging the trannies WILL purge the furries.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm very surprised that you weren't already aware of their need for nuking. But coincidentally, purging the trannies WILL purge the furries.

Well at least some of them, there's also a very large neonazi portion of the furry scene who hate the tranny furries.

 

[mindlessobserver]

From what I've seen of furries from my time on here, the reason they can't kick out the bad elements is because they're all bad elements. If you remove all the edgelord extremists, sexual deviants (beyond the whole furry thing), and general degenerates from the furry scene to save it, there won't be a furry scene left to save.

Sounds great. Let's do it

 

[Shaka Brah]

Well at least some of them, there's also a very large neonazi portion of the furry scene who hate the tranny furries.

"Nazifurs" aren't really Nazis and have no interest in Fascism, they just adopted the aesthetic for their fursonas for edgy reasons.