Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Umaibae]

Tess must not have done her research - what gets posted on kiwi farms is forever. There's an entire part of the site (Take that off the God damned internet!) dedicated to posting the idiotic emails the site owner receives from subjects. Nothing gets deleted here.

And we can say things like, "Wow, Tess is a gigantic fat drug addict cow!" There's no "hate" speech here. Subjects are also commonly doxxed. Tess, if you were involved, you guys fucked up by removing MS. You closed a forum with guidelines, rules, TOS and moderators. Kiwi Farms is the wild fucking west of the internet. I hope you enjoy it, you fat waste of space.

I love how closing the Reddit sub Streisand'd themselves. lol

Over/under on how many new Munchies we'll uncover from the influx of powerleveling Reddit fags invading the Farms?

 

[Screaming into the void.]

They also got mad about the chick in the wheelchair that never wears pants. Something about body shaming to make fun of the fact that she's constantly angling the camera up her crotch.

Hell, if her thighs weren't so big those photos would be rated X.

Anyway, you're right. Enough sperging about the silly rules they create to make themselves think they're "helping" and not just laughing at idiots like the rest of us are.

I couldn’t help but notice some similarities between Bethany’s crotch shot/pants less affinity and Eugenia Cooney’s - while we have whale vs skelly, both seem to be like “hee hee I’m just doing my thing!” While playing into fetishes (for Bethany it’s a medical fetish, for Eugenia it’s a skelly fetish).

 

[Unheard Bird]

So, she claims not to be driving under the influence (sure). Her obviously shitty driving was merely due to a neurological condition.

When she hits and kills someone due to this known "neurological condition", will their family feel better knowing it wasn't a drunk driver?

See the doc "There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane" about the Taconic Parkway wrong way driver for details.

You're driving knowingly impaired, bitch. Doesn't matter how.

She will be disappointed to find out she also won't get a car insurance payout either so she won't even be able to cash in on a crash. Seems like the sort to counter-sue the other driver's family for some coin.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Fun fact. @Chronicallyclever:

Did you know if you test positive for a drug on a drug screen, and it gets sent to the physician for interpretation, if he finds a valid prescription in your name for the substance, because of HIPAA laws, it's marked as negative for the employer? So someone could test positive for oxycodone because three months ago they got some Percocet for having their rotten, unbrushed teeth pulled, but they certainly could have been swiping drugs at their job.

Would you like to push back with more stupid lies and have someone dig deeper, or are you smart enough to stop now?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I love how closing the Reddit sub Streisand'd themselves. lol

Over/under on how many new Munchies we'll uncover from the influx of powerleveling Reddit fags invading the Farms?

Gosh I have no idea, maybe some more should vomit their afflictions in the thread to let us know which ones are really sick. Remember the more details I have the more I can tell if you’re lergite or a dirty fake!

Everyone joining from MS do yourselves a favor: stop posting right now. Immediately. find another thread on this great big website that interests you and read through it. What you’re seeing in this thread right now is mostly other Redditors posting. This place is massive. You will find some other topics to enjoy I promise. When you find it DO NOT POST. Read. Look at the stickers at the bottom of posts to see what was and was not well received.

Or don’t. I have a lot of free time these days

I couldn’t help but notice some similarities between Bethany’s crotch shot/pants less affinity and Eugenia Cooney’s - while we have whale vs skelly, both seem to be like “hee hee I’m just doing my thing!” While playing into fetishes (for Bethany it’s a medical fetish, for Eugenia it’s a skelly fetish).

We have a Eugenia thread if you haven’t seen it. She’s one of my back pocket favorites. Ashley Isaacs is also a fun ride if you’re into that kind of thing although she’s past her golden age of intentionally triggering 12year old recovering anorexics and openly soliciting fetishists to buy her binge foods. She only appears every few months to confirm she’s alive these days.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Oh and God fucking help you if you dare mention BPD. You can hypothesize about addiction, eating disorders and every other mental illness under the sun but you will be hung from the cross if you dare mention BPD.

"REEEE HOW DARE U STIGMATIZE BPD WE ARENT ALL LIKE THAT"

You can't criticize BPD duh. BPD doesn't exist. It's just a word Big Medicine made up to imprison women who have beautiful indigo souls.

 

[fawniza frump]

, "My Scars are my life story written in braille across my skin

This line is ripped off from a Regina Spektor song. I bet a bunch of her other self-quotes are plagarised as well. What a narcissistic mess.

 

[Yeeticus]

yeah most of them don't have munchausen, they have social media incentivizing them to fake sick and personality disorders at best.

The ones I have coming up either fail at absolutely everything in hilarious ways (get fired from job after job for years on end, tell absurd lies and wonder why their doctors don't believe them), are munchausen-by-proxy, or actually go the extra mile and make themselves ill to the point where they are going to die soon and we're just waiting to see which bad idea is going to be the deadly one. I changed the order of my florida road trip specifically to get the annoying activists out of the way because I didn't want to post them at all but had already done all the work.

I also have one going up that I think was a genuine Trevino patient who escaped and repented and has not gone back in several years, which is interesting mostly because i get asked all the time if I've ever seen someone recover.

Apologies for a late reply, and a big thanks for such an in-depth response, by the way. I always enjoy reading your comments and thoughts on this subject. You even had me on a historical munchie kick for awhile there. I absolutely agree on the mix of social media pushing and glamorizing “illness” (or, you know, the attention from it) and if you add in something like a personality disorder, one that stems from abandonment or trauma issues...it’s going to be really easy to become like one of the many, many people we talk about here and throughout history. It’s nothing new, they’re just finding a new way to get addicted and find that attention.

All of your timelines do hit those wild ones, it was the Kylie one that made me really look at her vs some of the others that so many want to talk about (looking at Junebug or whatever) and notice how different true Munching/hiding a real severe ED and potential by proxy is compared to yelling into the void about social justice and mullets.

The Trevino patient, Trevino is the one that hacks people up, right? Yeesh. Wonder what made her avoid rescheduling and abandoning her sicksona?

small edit to avoid double posting:

I've made that mistake a few times, but there is a connection between facticious disorder and cluster B personality disorders. Kelly is exhibit a, munching with clear cluster B personality disorder actions.

I learned to not mention it though, it's not received well.

Spoiler: Rant ahead

Is anyone really surprised over how MS/most of SM gets pissed over anyone mentioned negative aspects of a personality disorder? There’s literally zero positives to having a personality disorder, and the fact that these women get up in arms over anyone saying one bad thing or mentioning a “subject” seeming very much like they’ve got a PD says a lot. It says, “we know we also show these tendencies and this could be or is who we are as people as well. We don’t want to be called out for our toxicity because wah, not my fault.” Has to be scary hearing exactly how terrible a personality disorder is in pretty blunt terms, and it has to be scary to see yourself in these people and know exactly what can happen with instability and not fixing the issue or at least acknowledging it. Wish they’d take some accountability like anyone else with severe mental health issues. You don’t see this as much with other mental health issues...save for fake autism. They don’t ever want to take accountability that they became the very monsters that potentially created them.

 

[Screaming into the void.]

Gosh I have no idea, maybe some more should vomit their afflictions in the thread to let us know which ones are really sick. Remember the more details I have the more I can tell if you’re lergite or a dirty fake!

Everyone joining from MS do yourselves a favor: stop posting right now. Immediately. find another thread on this great big website that interests you and read through it. What you’re seeing in this thread right now is mostly other Redditors posting. This place is massive. You will find some other topics to enjoy I promise. When you find it DO NOT POST. Read. Look at the stickers at the bottom of posts to see what was and was not well received.

Or don’t. I have a lot of free time these days



We have a Eugenia thread if you haven’t seen it. She’s one of my back pocket favorites. Ashley Isaacs is also a fun ride if you’re into that kind of thing although she’s past her golden age of intentionally triggering 12year old recovering anorexics and openly soliciting fetishists to buy her binge foods. She only appears every few months to confirm she’s alive these days.

oh yeah, I’ve been following the Eugenia thread and the lich queen for a while - I also perused Susan Schofield via highlights but it’s gotten rather repetitive. Empathic nutritionist and tard babies are also a couple that I’ve been keeping close tabs on. Kelly Ronahan and FVG are also two that I keep an eye on. From time to time I poke over to Onison to see what he’s REEEEEEEEing about now but otherwise I don’t bother checking his thread.

When it comes to redditors, I have a feeling the ones dumb enough to post their shit here are the ones who weren’t paying attention to what’s going on here… so you may be busy very shortly!

 

[SaturnBeforeSunset]

I recently had a personal encounter with a munchie.

Spoiler: a bit of oversharing

Fuckin bitch played me and another three friends of mine.
But we settled everything, the police are on it now.
I would absolutely love to dox her and expose all the shit she put us through, the fake doctors notes, and how we found out she was lying, but her performance was only for a select group of neighbours and the guy she has a crush on. Nothing on the internet as far as I know.
What I learned from this: If someone says they're sick, don't help them unless they let you speak to their doctor in person. Nowadays anyone can fake a letter from a doctor.

The one thing that maybe ya'll kiwis can help me with is:
There was one night that she was having serious seizures, rolling her eyes in to her head, shaking like crazy..
We legit thought she was about to die and were getting ready for a funeral the next day.
HOW CAN SOMEONE FAKE A SEIZURE?

Come here with receipts or don’t post about it. This gal doesn’t sound particularly interesting anyway.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

oh yeah, I’ve been following the Eugenia thread and the lich queen for a while - I also perused Susan Schofield via highlights but it’s gotten rather repetitive. Empathic nutritionist and tard babies are also a couple that I’ve been keeping close tabs on. Kelly Ronahan and FVG are also two that I keep an eye on. From time to time I poke over to Onison to see what he’s REEEEEEEEing about now but otherwise I don’t bother checking his thread.

When it comes to redditors, I have a feeling the ones dumb enough to post their shit here are the ones who weren’t paying attention to what’s going on here… so you may be busy very shortly!

We read almost all the same threads. I'm about to start reading Ashley's...I started another time but got sidetracked and forgot about it. These people are fascinating and repulsive at the same time.

 

[Yeeticus]

I've made that mistake a few times, but there is a connection between facticious disorder and cluster B personality disorders. Kelly is exhibit a, munching with clear cluster B personality disorder actions.

I learned to not mention it though, it's not received well.

oh yeah, I’ve been following the Eugenia thread and the lich queen for a while - I also perused Susan Schofield via highlights but it’s gotten rather repetitive. Empathic nutritionist and tard babies are also a couple that I’ve been keeping close tabs on. Kelly Ronahan and FVG are also two that I keep an eye on. From time to time I poke over to Onison to see what he’s REEEEEEEEing about now but otherwise I don’t bother checking his thread.

When it comes to redditors, I have a feeling the ones dumb enough to post their shit here are the ones who weren’t paying attention to what’s going on here… so you may be busy very shortly!

Spoiler: Slight Derailment about Schofield

the issue with the Schofield thread is the weird obsession some of them have with the children, it can be really uncomfortable. really great example of a MHBP case with survivors, specifically MHBP that has a focus on mental health vs physical. Tardbaby general is really sad and rage-inducing, have you looked at the Hartley Hooligans thread?

Spoiler: On the topic of Reddit

It’s funny, these redditor’s 1) don’t grasp that their “subjects” were primarily introduced here first and then that timeline was taken and posted on Reddit, so their questions about timelines make it obvious that they aren’t even actively trying to go through the thread and 2) that none of us care about their PLs...plus they’re making themselves targets. It’s funny, munchies never stop talking about themselves, if they’d just shut up and get off the internet, we wouldn’t have anyone or any reason to post.

On topic of munchies and Reddit, I don’t get the hype with Allison lately. She is nothing new or interesting, just a drug addict anachan who is louder than the rest.

 

[Screaming into the void.]

Spoiler: Slight Derailment about Schofield

the issue with the Schofield thread is the weird obsession some of them have with the children, it can be really uncomfortable. really great example of a MHBP case with survivors, specifically MHBP that has a focus on mental health vs physical. Tardbaby general is really sad and rage-inducing, have you looked at the Hartley Hooligans thread?

Spoiler: On the topic of Reddit

It’s funny, these redditor’s 1) don’t grasp that their “subjects” were primarily introduced here first and then that timeline was taken and posted on Reddit, so their questions about timelines make it obvious that they aren’t even actively trying to go through the thread and 2) that none of us care about their PLs...plus they’re making themselves targets. It’s funny, munchies never stop talking about themselves, if they’d just shut up and get off the internet, we wouldn’t have anyone or any reason to post.

On topic of munchies and Reddit, I don’t get the hype with Allison lately. She is nothing new or interesting, just a drug addict anachan who is louder than the rest.

I’m familiar with it but haven’t started it yet! That’s one on my list to get to.

back on topic, the hype with Allison is really because the level of chimping out when she found out she was on MS was relatively unheard of for subjects who started on MS and weren’t imports from the farms. And as someone in her thread pointed out, she has done a TERRIBLE job of munching.

 

[Deleviania]

On topic of munchies and Reddit, I don’t get the hype with Allison lately. She is nothing new or interesting, just a drug addict anachan who is louder than the rest.

Agree Allison is pretty standard aside from being a fast track Covid boredom munchie intent on collecting an illness for every year she’s been alive. It was the level of batshit she reached upon being called out and the subsequent transcend into madness that makes her amusing, to me anyway.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Let me introduce you all to Ellianna Blair aka CremedelaEzra aka Ani.
She claims or has at one time claimed to have PTSD, anxiety, fibromyalgia, imposter syndrome, a hyperactive nervous system and a spinal injury. This all means she of course needs a service dog to help her. The dog's name is Ezra and she trained her totally legit and not fake service dog herself. She never actually mentions what services the dog does for her though.

She went a little viral when she posted a video of Ezra meeting Stitch in Disney World. She gained a ton of Instagram followers afterwards and sits at 13.5k at the moment. She also set up her own website to talk more about herself and her absolutely needed service dog. She's also woke too. She sells her own merch and has a few what she calls "Partners" aka Sponsors.

Oh yeah, she's also an MLM shill as well. She's an Arbonne rep.

Until recently Ani was a biochemist/research assistant at Mississippi State but she moved to Alabama because after three attempts at trying to get into other schools she was accepted into Auburn's veterinary school. I am not sure how people would feel about someone operating on their pet who has such severe illnesses she needs a dog to do....something for her.

Fun Fact- She's also the niece of Kids in the Hall actor, Kevin McDonald.

 

[Magpiesantisoulmate]

View attachment 2334295wow watch out guys, tess is big mad lol

first of all criminal harassment doesn’t stick if the information being used/discussed is public information. It’s a cute scare tactic that may help you with your idiot followers. That send you pirate whale eye patches, but the rest of us in reality know you can’t do shit. Your criminal record, nursing license, and shocker anything you yourself put on social media. Even those dry heaves can belong to me now if I want to play them on repeat in time square. This is the most pathetic attempt to save face after exposure. Non of these munchies realize they are drawing attention to their lies, not deflecting them!?!?!

 

[Elora]

first of all criminal harassment doesn’t stick if the information being used/discussed is public information. It’s a cute scare tactic that may help you with your idiot followers. That send you pirate whale eye patches, but the rest of us in reality know you can’t do shit. Your criminal record, nursing license, and shocker anything you yourself put on social media. Even those dry heaves can belong to me know if I want to play them on repeat in time square. This is the most pathetic attempt to save face after exposure. Non of these munchies realize they are drawing attention to their lies, not deflecting them!?!?!

She’s telling her followers she wants a thread for herself so she can report it. Maybe her wish should be fulfilled.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She’s telling her followers she wants a thread for herself so she can report it. Maybe her wish should be fulfilled.

Report it to WHO? The police? The Kiwi Interpol? We've seen time and time again how well DMCA takedown attempts go here. The REAL top of her community college class would know better.

 

[Screaming into the void.]

Report it to WHO? The police? The Kiwi Interpol? We've seen time and time again how well DMCA takedown attempts go here. The REAL top of her community college class would know better.

That’s why it’s funny - she can report it but she’s gonna learn really quickly that reporting the shit posted here won’t do anything more than get her laughed off the internet.

TBH the main thing we need before making a thread is someone with consistent access to her socials so the thread doesn’t die out. We already have enough for an OP.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

She’s telling her followers she wants a thread for herself so she can report it. Maybe her wish should be fulfilled.

Oh I'd love to see it...and the inevitable thread in "Take That Off the God Damn Internet!"