Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Fuck, maybe he needs a Jordan Peterson book at this point.

Oh god, how quickly would that backfire though?

"Shthoo you scthee thuh thsing about lobsthurs..."

 

[Bridgeburner]

Imagine waking up every morning and still being Russell Fucking Greer. It’s no wonder he’s such a cunt really.

Yep. Just imagining that makes me appreciate my boring, normal life a lot more.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Oh god, how quickly would that backfire though?

"Shthoo you scthee thuh thsing about lobsthurs..."

At least he would be told to clean his room.

Yeah I know JP is a bit weird but fucking hell Russ could do worse.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

If I were his dating coach, I'd advise to take up ornithology as a hobby and then seek out a woman that's into birds and the adult baby thing, so they could bond by her feeding him like mamma bird her lil' russling.

 

[artilleryfroth]

If I were his dating coach, I'd advise to take up ornithology as a hobby and then seek out a woman that's into birds and the adult baby thing, so they could bond by her feeding him like mamma bird her lil' russling.

He wouldn’t like a woman who was into birds. Remember his bullshit about the woman who was into squirrels.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Reminder that Russhole isn't actually disabled his face is just fucked up and makes him uglier

 

[The Dude]

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So he's still tagging Lauryn the cheerleader (who has a boyfriend) and Yovanna (who doesn't know he exists).

He looks to be watching TV on the treadmill. During disability pride month. If that's a thing. Because he's a gym shark, whatever that is.

For someone who describes himself as "fabulously awesome", the only thing about Russhole that actually inspires any kind of "awe" is the fact that no one has beaten him bloody yet for his behavior and attitude. Everything else about Russ and his life is just to boring, mediocre, even subpar. He lives in Las Vegas? So do a couple million other people. He has a full-time job? So do most people past college age. Goes to the gym? Whoopty-fucking-doo. Plays a musical instrument? OK, so? Tried out for AGT? Him and tens of thousands of other losers. Has a disability? So do a few million other Americans, many of whom have had every aspect of their lives negatively impacted because of their's. He's the most un-awe-inspiring "awesome" person who ever lived.

Russell, if you're reading this:

Stop taking pictures of yourself. Nobody thinks you're attractive. Nobody wants to see pictures of you. Nobody thinks it's inspiring.

You're balding, you're greasy, your face is misshapen, your eyes are dead, your nose-hairs are connected to your mustache, and you are quite simply a repulsive looking individual. This is all ASIDE from your gaping mouth.

Hear me boy: You are ugly EVEN FOR A DISABLED GUY. All disabled and even full out down syndrome retarded people are more physically attractive than you are.

Stop telling yourself that you're a 10/10. You aren't. You are a 0/10. You are the ugliest man I have ever seen in my life.

Even if you were interesting, talented, and kind (you aren't any of these), you would still not be able to get a woman because you are the ugliest man to ever walk the Earth.

Stop. Taking. Pictures.

You'd think that if his saggy mouth was the only thing turning off hot chicks from dating/fucking Russhole that he'd have gotten hit on over the past year and a half because he had to cover it up with a mask. I think the COVID Pandemic has provided clear, undeniable proof that Shit-lips' shit-lips aren't the only thing holding him back. Be he will never be able to figure that out or accept the truth.

It's very interesting that I don't think Russell has ever actually referred to himself as "ugly." He acknowledges that his face looks different, but never seems to comprehend that women are not attracted to him, he thinks they just hate him specifically because he has a disability. I've never seen such dissonance in my life, that he understands that he looks different and has a disability and women don't want to fuck him, but doesn't put it all together and conclude that it's because he's ugly, considering looks are the only thing he cares about with women. I recall we had someone who knew him from college (not Nipplesswoman) posting here, saying he would ask out and hit on lots of girls because he really thought he was good looking and they'd all be into him. I just don't get how he looks at himself and manages to somehow see an attractive man and a man with a melted face at the exact same time.

Give up? He made her a sign just like he did for Taylor. He's really committed to this one. He didn't even do that for Erika. His total shamelessness never ceases to amaze.

Russ has a potent mixture of clinical Narcissism, low intelligence, unwarranted self-importance, Dunning-Kruger Effect, and potentially undiagnosed mental illness. It's also thanks in part due to most people assuming he's (legit) retarded, and pretty much everyone in Western culture for the past few generations have been raised to treat retards kindly with gentleness, avoiding hurting their feelings in any way. People will go to extreme lengths to avoid hurting the feelings of mental feebs, even if they're acting inappropriately and being a total creep, because "They can't help it! They don't know better!" No one wants to be the guy who made the mongo cry, so of course no one has been honest with Pipsqueak about his looks. And it's not like he would listen anyways since he will tune out anyone who critical of him or honest with him in any negative way.

 

[Stinkyboy]

This guy is such a closeted homosexual

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This guy is such a closeted homosexual

nah, he's admitted to being bisexual before, even if he doesn't publicize it as much.

I do think he's sexually attracted to women, but he's also straight fucking terrified of them, hates them, and views them as a trophy item. In short, he's a real fucked up little gimplet.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

nah, he's admitted to being bisexual before, even if he doesn't publicize it as much.

I do think he's sexually attracted to women, but he's also straight fucking terrified of them, hates them, and views them as a trophy item. In short, he's a real fucked up little gimplet.

I still say he's prison gay in that if it meant the difference of getting him his penis sucked he wouldn't care if it was a guy or gal. But since he can't blow the other guy he'd give them a handy or something because he's totally a top and not a bottom because he's such a stud.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He’s a little gay man

his posturing with whores is a farce

 

[Bridgeburner]

This guy is such a closeted homosexual

Did the fact that he brags about giving handjobs for rides and hiring male hookers point you to that idea?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He wouldn’t like a woman who was into birds. Remember his bullshit about the woman who was into squirrels.

He doesn't like the fact that a woman would be into something other than him.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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So he's still tagging Lauryn the cheerleader (who has a boyfriend) and Yovanna (who doesn't know he exists).

He looks to be watching TV on the treadmill. During disability pride month. If that's a thing. Because he's a gym shark, whatever that is.

Is it me, or is Russ' head changing shape?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Is it me, or is Russ' head changing shape?

It's accelerating, too. At this rate, we'll move past butternutitis into full-blown peanutification by 2022.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I guess Russhole has never had non-commercial jiggy-jiggy with a women ever???

Never. Not once.

He's what the incels call a Cultural Virgin.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

He’s a little gay man

his posturing with whores is a farce

Russell Greer sucks cocks lol

Oh wait no he doesn't because his tard face won't let him looooool

 

[MelloYello]

Russ has a potent mixture of clinical Narcissism, low intelligence, unwarranted self-importance, Dunning-Kruger Effect, and potentially undiagnosed mental illness.

That sounds about right. I'd say his sense of self-importance cannot be fully explained by narcissism, though.
He must be outright delusional to take such pride in something like his legal "career". He's done nothing with it, other than proving his incompetence, and embarassing himself every single time he comes into contact with the legal system.
His writings and music are equally pathetic, as is the fact that he dedicated so much of his life to it.

He wouldn’t like a woman who was into birds. Remember his bullshit about the woman who was into squirrels.

That's the other thing: He seems devoid of any redeeming qualities. Getting upset about the squirrel thing is ridiculously petty.
He's obviously just looking for reasons to resent people.

That's his perception of just about anybody, isn't it? It's either obsession or resentment in Russell's little mind. Nothing else.

 

[DrJonesHat]

That sounds about right. I'd say his sense of self-importance cannot be fully explained by narcissism, though.
He must be outright delusional to take such pride in something like his legal "career". He's done nothing with it, other than proving his incompetence, and embarassing himself every single time he comes into contact with the legal system.
His writings and music are equally pathetic, as is the fact that he dedicated so much of his life to it.

Remember, he thinks he's a genius, it's just other people can't grasp the brilliance of his arguments so they keep ruling against him deciding wrongly.

 

[Constellationzero]

Imagine waking up every morning and still being Russell Fucking Greer. It’s no wonder he’s such a cunt really.

Imagine being Dora Hall. You (allegedly) once was a Vaudeville "star." You labored your whole life under the delusion anyone gives even the slightest wet fart about that or your acute lack of talent. You're so devoid of talent or a personality, you browbeat your husband to not only finance your shiddy non-career, but purchase several recording studios and sound stages just to catfish unwitting people.

Imagine that, by pure hilarious mistake, you made it to the WLS top 100 as slot 99.9999999999, only because Christmas was coming up, and a glut of people purchased Cozy cups for their parties.

Imagine that, in spite of your husband's rapport with Hollywood celebs, you not only still fucking suck, you end up catfishing people with "free" Betamax tapes of your one and done Emmett Kelly Jr. Dollar Tree variety show knockoffs. Your show can't even get a chuckle when your husband tries syndication.

And now imagine that you die in 1988. In obscurity as Jesus intended. I want you all to imagine Dora arrives at St. Peter's gate.

St. Peter: Welcome to heaven, my child! May I please have your name so I can check it against my book.
Dora Hall: I'm Dora Hall from Prairieville, Kansas. Don't you remember me? From 20 years ago?
St Peter: Aren't you that woman who made a bunch of crap tier "top tune" 45's?
Dora Hall: You might remember me covering hits like "Downtown," "I like it Like That," "Are You Lonesome Tonight," and "Doctor Sniffle Swiper."
St. Peter: ...

(Yeets Dora out of Heaven)

1991: Brett Ross is born and subsequently passed off to a family as a store second to a well meaning Mormon family. They call him Russell Greer. He (allegedly) was inspired by Billy Joel. He is a relentless pest.
One morning he wakes up, not feeling quite like himself. And then it hits him: He is Dora Hall, and the Lord thy God wants her to learn from her arrogance and hubris.

Welcome to Locked-In syndrome.