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Law said:
Men who want to be women because they hate their bodies and men who want to be women cause the idea gives them a boner is a distinction without a difference.
If the behaviors they engage in are the same, how much does their reasons for engaging in the behavior matter?
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The way you can tell the two groups apart is their behavior: The latter group stays forever dudebros in dresses, with a side of munchieness because claiming that they have dysphoria is what gets them access to what gets them to coom.

You can probably cover their entire thought process by "But will it get my peepee hard/make me coom?" Note that I'm not claiming they're any good at answering this one well. That would require they be...well...not typically speds and tards. There are legends of mangled tard and sped dicks caused by coomer-brained antics.

Though... Some troons probably don't like their bodies, and are confusing that for dysphoria--or their quack of a shrink is. I mean, realizing you'd make an ugly girl tends to mean you've got at least some awareness that you got your ass beat hard with the ugly stick. Who knows how many troons would have been better served if, instead of just having tiddy skittles thrown at them, they got run through Remedial Basic Hygiene & put on a good fitness plan first? Especially since the research already is saying that HRT ups your heart disease risks...
 
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soft bones said:
Why does Jen always look so uncomfortable? He always side eyes Kevin in pictures.
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I think it's intentional so that anyone looking at photos of the two of them can infer that they're not "together". Kinda like when you see a shlubby guy incidentally get a photo with a hot girl they're acquaintances with.

Imagine being someone that even Jen doesn't want people thinking they're with.

Alternatively, most people have a sense of what expressions make them most photogenic. Some people are just lost causes, so they do a soyface or ducklips. Can you picture Jen looking better with any other expression?
 
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Kevin forehead update:
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It's been so long since the last one. The lighting in the cinema really helps hide the creases and wrinkles.
 
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Rainbow Frog Army said:
The way you can tell the two groups apart is their behavior: The latter group stays forever dudebros in dresses, with a side of munchieness because claiming that they have dysphoria is what gets them access to what gets them to coom.

You can probably cover their entire thought process by "But will it get my peepee hard/make me coom?" Note that I'm not claiming they're any good at answering this one well. That would require they be...well...not typically speds and tards. There are legends of mangled tard and sped dicks caused by coomer-brained antics.

Though... Some troons probably don't like their bodies, and are confusing that for dysphoria--or their quack of a shrink is. I mean, realizing you'd make an ugly girl tends to mean you've got at least some awareness that you got your ass beat hard with the ugly stick. Who knows how many troons would have been better served if, instead of just having tiddy skittles thrown at them, they got run through Remedial Basic Hygiene & put on a good fitness plan first? Especially since the research already is saying that HRT ups your heart disease risks...
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I think there's a fine line between feeling you were literally born in the wrong body and having been convinced by a lifetime of media consumption that your body is horrible and you ought to change it, but a line nonetheless. Internal versus external influence. With the first you tend to get people who either make peace with it and just want to fucking get on with their lives as best they can or they can't handle it and 41% themselves.

With the second you get a bunch of impressionable autists to thinking that their one sole salvation is in joining the popular club, become the hot girl/boyfriend of their dreams, drink that sweet sweet validation juice and achieve the ultimate coom, instead of learning to fucking live with themselves the way the rest of the world does.

There's a lot of comorbidity crossover, depression, autism, ocd, etc, etc but I'd say there's still a distinct difference in transgenderism and troonery.
 
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Angel Phish said:
I think there's a fine line between feeling you were literally born in the wrong body and having been convinced by a lifetime of media consumption that your body is horrible and you ought to change it, but a line nonetheless. Internal versus external influence. With the first you tend to get people who either make peace with it and just want to fucking get on with their lives as best they can or they can't handle it and 41% themselves.

With the second you get a bunch of impressionable autists to thinking that their one sole salvation is in joining the popular club, become the hot girl/boyfriend of their dreams, drink that sweet sweet validation juice and achieve the ultimate coom, instead of learning to fucking live with themselves the way the rest of the world does.

There's a lot of comorbidity crossover, depression, autism, ocd, etc, etc but I'd say there's still a distinct difference in transgenderism and troonery.
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I suppose they are functionally different from each other, but I'd say it only goes so far. There's likely far more overlap than we really know. I'm inclined to think a sizeable portion of purportedly "normal" transsexuals (i.e., those with gender dysphoria) associate their transgenderism with more than just a disorder. In that they also find it exciting or erotic to transition into the gender they want to be. The "troons" of the world are much the same, though they needn't have dysphoria in order to want to transition. The point being that both transsexuals and troons can and do fetishize transsexuality. And in my mind that makes any distinctions between the two somewhat pointless. But I can appreciate that some treat the disorder with some amount of seriousness.
 
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Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
There's no good transexuals. Gender dysphoria or not, they're still insane anf trying to force you to play along with their delusions.
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My point with the troons is that they're not transsexuals.

Troons aren't insane and trying to force you to play along with their delusions. The whole thing about being insane is part of the antics they're trying to force you to play along with. They do not have dysphoria. They're fucking coomers, and those claims of having dysphoria/being transsexuals are part of how they're trying to force you to play along with their fetishes. That includes their shitty LARP of having (multiple) mental illnesses, and it's generally safe to say that nothing they claim to have is actually something they've got.

I mean, if you want the part of this that's really fucked up? Most mental illnesses, people with them are often pretty pissed by fakers, because the fakers have a whole "Mental illness is fun and kooky and eunike uwu!!!1!" thing going to their bullshit, and they will get really open about it. It's probably why we don't see much of Kev LARPing being a plural...and so much of his AGP antics. Kev probably isn't consciously aware of which has the better tilt towards asspats instead of pissing people off, but...Kev does seem aware enough.

Wedge, OTOH? Wedge must be somehow managing to run under the Deaf community's radar. I'm honestly not sure how the fuck he's managing that.
 
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Marcus Tullius Cicero said:
It might just be me, but I would think that having "inner peace" would mean not being depressed. As you'd ultimately be content with life and be worried over nothing.
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It's like the Zen koan:

Before enlightenment thirstpost, buy Transformers; after enlightenment thirstpost, buy Transformers.
 
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lfaw said:
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Was reading Kevin's latest grooming and this tweet in particular reminded me of an old one of his:

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Coping, as usual. :story:
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It's almost like spending all your inheritancebux on cheap chinese sweatshop plastic was a horrible fucking idea for someone over the age of 20. You "can't" do anything? You won't do anything you pathetic dickless slob.
 
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keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
It's almost like spending all your inheritancebux on cheap chinese sweatshop plastic was a horrible fucking idea for someone over the age of 20. You "can't" do anything? You won't do anything you pathetic dickless slob.
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Well, that and burned through pretty much all but the groups who--for whatever brain-damaged reasons--won't yeet him.

It really doesn't sound like he loves his polycule there, after all. It sounds like a cheap, thin veneer of cope over an awareness that if he leaves? That's it, he's out and can't go back.

I mean, we have noted he could get a better place for less money, but could he actually manage it? Kev probably isn't capable of living on his own; his mother pretty much tossed him in the basement once his dad died. Whatever you can say about him, he's very much the result of large amounts of failure, not all of it his doing. He seems to have flickers of awareness, when the cope runs thin.

But only flickers.

Then he pulls out the metaphorical bucket of cope and denial, and slathers another layer on because he cannot bring himself to deal with reality.

Don't complain about this, though. Once that stops working, this thread will soon be done. Maybe we'll even all agree that it is finally time for Wedge to get his own thread. (Unless he takes Kev's newly-vacated place on the Tranch.)
 
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Fetish Roulette said:
Put archives in your posts. If we find something that Kevin decides he doesn't want out there in the big, bad world, he's absolutely going to delete it.
Dr. Who archive
Moobs archive
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This is amazingly embarassing but I have been autistically posting so hard lately across boards that i run out of daily archives for my posts. I am gomen.
Rainbow Frog Army said:
Well, that and burned through pretty much all but the groups who--for whatever brain-damaged reasons--won't yeet him.

It really doesn't sound like he loves his polycule there, after all. It sounds like a cheap, thin veneer of cope over an awareness that if he leaves? That's it, he's out and can't go back.

I mean, we have noted he could get a better place for less money, but could he actually manage it? Kev probably isn't capable of living on his own; his mother pretty much tossed him in the basement once his dad died. Whatever you can say about him, he's very much the result of large amounts of failure, not all of it his doing. He seems to have flickers of awareness, when the cope runs thin.

But only flickers.

Then he pulls out the metaphorical bucket of cope and denial, and slathers another layer on because he cannot bring himself to deal with reality.

Don't complain about this, though. Once that stops working, this thread will soon be done. Maybe we'll even all agree that it is finally time for Wedge to get his own thread. (Unless he takes Kev's newly-vacated place on the Tranch.)
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Well, let's put it this way

Penny is his OWNER. He works and cooks for them, Kevin and Jen are allowed to be useless. Jen does nerd shit all day Kevin cooms. Kevin basically has everything taken care of for him. He doesn't have to worry about food, water, shelter, fun, etc. He can sit around and be a NEET while pretending to make a difference.

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So cooming, consooming and coping doesn't cure depression? Who would have thought....
 
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Rainbow Frog Army said:
It really doesn't sound like he loves his polycule there, after all. It sounds like a cheap, thin veneer of cope over an awareness that if he leaves? That's it, he's out and can't go back.

I mean, we have noted he could get a better place for less money, but could he actually manage it? Kev probably isn't capable of living on his own; his mother pretty much tossed him in the basement once his dad died. Whatever you can say about him, he's very much the result of large amounts of failure, not all of it his doing. He seems to have flickers of awareness, when the cope runs thin.
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I've held a suspicion that Kevin has developed a type of social dependence with the other members of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch preventing him from leaving. It's pretty obvious that they're all a bunch of spergs but in different directions (ex Penny and Bonnie with their guns, Jen with... shit eating I guess). Therefore the only thing that appears to tie them together is the fact they're all troons. Otherwise it's not really much different than a roommate agreement with dudes who just happen to live together in the same space.

We all know that Kevin has tons of twitter interactions and followers, but I don't think any of them are beyond parasocial relationships that are entirely superficial. He doesn't really have any close family or kin that he interacts with on a daily basis (or at least not that I've noticed), since his fiance left him and his brother stopped talking with him. Let's say barring twitter he's completely alone for the most part in terms of real physical interaction.

If Kevin moved out and started renting his own flat, it's just him completely alone. Psychologically, I don't think he can handle that. Of course his daily routine of wake up, post on twitter, play games, and sleep would be exactly the same. But this time without any meaningful human interaction because he probably would have trouble talking to his neighbors with his reclusive social habits. The only way he goes outside as of right now is when the other tranchers let him tag along with them to Costco.

TL;DR: Without the tranch Kevin doesn't really have anyone.
 
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