Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I've been spending too much time on the Farms, because I had a dream last night that I anonymously sent Amber a gift basket of makeup (???) as part of a contest she won (?????) that was sponsored by a radio station (?????????).

It was fucking weird.

Literally no one here (or anywhere else, for that matter) cares or wants to hear about your dreams.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I don’t think her body can handle many more taste tests and retarded food challenges, she has to be well over 600 by now. Whoever her new gf is, she better bring a shovel backhoe to bury the fatty in a few years.

FTFY

I can’t give any reason why I feel this way but I doubt she’d vlog that. Which is a shame because I think that would actually garner her at least SOME sympathy from her YouTube audience for a little while. Until they realize she isn’t bettering or changing herself at all and turn on her yet again.

Everything is perfect until it is not in the Amberverse.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Literally no one here (or anywhere else, for that matter) cares or wants to hear about your dreams.

there is a dream thread in case anybody is interested.

 

[PorkeyDuck]

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[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Yet another tard who doesn't understand the word "bullying". And of course, we're all fat and gross, tethered to our keyboards 24/7 because, like Big Al, we have no lives, no families, no friends, and no jobs. Seems legit!

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

The fact that account exists makes me lol.

Oh honey. You're going to bully the bullies now?

 

[bulimiavomit]

Omg guise twitter user @.kiwifarmstears noticed me! I don't think I was really "straying from the pack" by stating that AL has jaundice. Isn't that kind of the common consensus at this point? Hell, she's even admitted to it.

Also lol at people acting like the farms is some 24/7 klan meeting or something

 

[Insulin reid]

I can’t give any reason why I feel this way but I doubt she’d vlog that. Which is a shame because I think that would actually garner her at least SOME sympathy from her YouTube audience for a little while. Until they realize she isn’t bettering or changing herself at all and turn on her yet again.

From reading all the speculation on who will take amber in next, I just don't think she has the time to secure another caregiver. I could be wrong though. My bet now, is she gets a smaller place in Lexington to be close to the food or backpedals her backpedaling and rents the current hovel out alone and pulls a Chantal (no drugs though) and just clings on to her audience. I think she's burned enough bridges and she can't repair them in time for moveen so she will livestream her pretend beautiful life but be oblivious to the absolute mess she is. She's living a delusion. At least Trisha paytas and avocado boy are self aware. Being a "stupid, hot mess"- It's their brand. Amber lives that Because she wants to be like them, but... She's the type of person to go to a magic show and think it's real, if you know what I mean.

Honestly anything though is gonna be better than the break up saga we have now.

 

[tarrant]

Well, Amber got half-mentioned by Trisha Paytas. Everyone in the replies are talking about her too.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Omg guise twitter user @.kiwifarmstears noticed me! I don't think I was really "straying from the pack" by stating that AL has jaundice. Isn't that kind of the common consensus at this point? Hell, she's even admitted to it.

Also lol at people acting like the farms is some 24/7 klan meeting or something

No, you didn’t stray from any “pack”. These Twitter faggots apparently forgot that Amber has admitted to having elevated bilirubin levels multiple times now which causes jaundice.

I honestly wonder what this person has to say if they found out Amber has (gasp) misgendered her FtM ex and accused it/he/she of abuse. (No, I don’t give a shit about Kasey, I’m just curious if the good ole twatter people care about anything other than calling Kiwi Farms out or if they want facts).

 

[D_Tractor]

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Well, Amber got half-mentioned by Trisha Paytas. Everyone in the replies are talking about her too.

LOL Trisha realizes Amber is so toxic that she won't even mention her name.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I’m just curious if the good ole twatter people care about anything other than calling Kiwi Farms out or if they want facts).

Obvious answer is obvious. We're in the crosshairs just because we call it for what it is.

Please pat my shelf ass and tell me I'm a good 600+ lb. person.

Laughable. It's all so laughable I nearly piss myself.

 

[D_Tractor]

pulls a Chantal (no drugs though)

She won't do the marijuanas or any other drug that's illegal in Kentucky but she will do bath salts because gas stations sell them there so that means they are legal.

 

[Cosmologic]

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i can understand why, at first glance, the amberlynn thread might seem like we're all harping on a fat girl for no reason (and hell that's probably true for some of you) but she's also a genuinely awful person. the only people defending her at this point are people who don't know anything about her beyond the fact that she's morbidly obese and mentally ill.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Well, Amber got half-mentioned by Trisha Paytas. Everyone in the replies are talking about her too.

Shut up Trasha, so thirsty for attention she is upset people arent up her ass like they used to be

The only place amber is moving to is the fridge and even that is a journey.
She's dying in Kentucky at this point.
She cant leave because she cannot move more than 10 feet.

 

[knobslobbin]

The only place amber is moving to is the fridge and even that is a journey.
She's dying in Kentucky at this point.
She cant leave because she cannot move more than 10 feet.

I guarantee the next lezbean caretaker is driving out with an empty uhaul to snatch up Amberlynn as we speak! I'm sure a few puppy pads and a dozen or so fast food stops and our gorls will make it to CalifornEYEaye just fine.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

They were! They moved to KY under the pretense of altruism to selflessly assist Destiny's mom through a crisis. It turned out to be a lie, one which Amber confessed to in her "All the Things I Lied About" video (I think).

You're spot on. Amber admitted they just wanted a change of scenery and Destiny scored a place for them to live

 

[peach tea]

From reading all the speculation on who will take amber in next, I just don't think she has the time to secure another caregiver. I could be wrong though. My bet now, is she gets a smaller place in Lexington to be close to the food or backpedals her backpedaling and rents the current hovel out alone and pulls a Chantal (no drugs though) and just clings on to her audience. I think she's burned enough bridges and she can't repair them in time for moveen so she will livestream her pretend beautiful life but be oblivious to the absolute mess she is. She's living a delusion. At least Trisha paytas and avocado boy are self aware. Being a "stupid, hot mess"- It's their brand. Amber lives that Because she wants to be like them, but... She's the type of person to go to a magic show and think it's real, if you know what I mean.

Honestly anything though is gonna be better than the break up saga we have now.

I’m 99% sure she’s gonna move in with her mother. She’s literally not capable of living alone. She won’t even get up to answer the door for the UberEats driver right now, there’s no way she’s gonna get in a stranger’s car to ride share.

Amber pretends to be arrogant and cocky on camera, but in reality, she’s humiliated by the way she looks. She’s just always had a way to negate that by having someone to drive her around and do errands for her. It lets her keep people at a distance. I bet Becky has always been the one to order the food in a restaurant, talk to the cashier etc. Anything further than walking by a stranger in Target is too intimate for our gorl and she doesn’t even do that anymore.

We all know she can’t bathe on her own. There’s no way she can put on her own leggeens or shoes. She can’t fasten or unfasten a bra. She can’t walk the dogs or bend over to change out cat litter and there’s no way she can lift a big bag of that shit. She can’t stand to cook her own meals. I could go on and on, but the point is: what other choice does she have?

What will be interesting is that, based on what little we saw when her mom was with her, she got on Amber’s ass. At least about the rice. She won’t let Amber treat her the way she treats Becky either, at least I’m assuming she wouldn’t based on that. She will probably be the least enabling person Amber ever lives with.

I don’t ever see our gorl living alone. She’s low IQ, has never been independent and she’s immobile. Even if she lost the weight, she would still be irresponsible and stupid.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I wonder if her brother is still staying with methmom. It'd be hilarious if Amber and Tony moved in with her as well. The whole family together again and they could all make videos and be a Family Channel.

Shut up Trasha, so thirsty for attention she is upset people arent up her ass like they used to be

I wonder if she's pissed that Amber doesn't like her anymore.

 

[Super Book]

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Well, Amber got half-mentioned by Trisha Paytas. Everyone in the replies are talking about her too.

I'm more interested in the fact that Trisha is willing to admit that she regularly watches drama channels.