DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I remember when Bad Bunny said something about her viewers being 'leeches' and it blew up. That idiot Penguin and others ran with it, how doesn't this happen to Phil? What he is saying right now isn't any different.

Nicole is an arguably attractive woman saying these things which is unusual and great for click bait. Phil is an ugly fat old man who is only known by a small amount of people, and most of them only know of him because he e-begs every single day.

 

[Fragarach]

"Have a good night! Peace out, see ya later, bye-bye!"

Wow, do I sense a bit of a passive-aggressive tone in there? He really just trashed all his non-whales by referring to $1 tips as pittances, stressed how he doesn't know what he's going to do about his upcoming bills (just ignore those $800 he got yesterday) and moved the Danganronpa streams to daytime due to insufficient support. All this from ONE (1) stream where he still made $68 for a few hours of gameplay. His toxicity and greed are reaching critical mass.

 

[Gramh]

I usually don't look forward to Snort Burnell vids, but I can't wait for this one.

 

[YokuNama]

Increased the tips goal and got less than he would daily if it was still $150.

Still plagued by the one whale bankrolling each stream. Complains by saying if it wasn't for Pastryarchy he would of only got $17, even though in the first stream he would of only got $100 if it wasn't for Battleduck9000. Ends the stream by saying he needs the money desperately. Doesn't understand why people aren't becoming members *cough* gifted subs were artificial growth over at Twitch for you Phil *cough*. Punishes his fans (but mostly just pastryarchy) by saying he would of did a full day stream of Dankarompa if they would of tipped.... without advertising that before hand.... Got a whole bunch of super chats but fuck those because that income isn't instantly blowable. Rough night for Phil.

When will he finally realize, its not the lack of new games why people aren't subbing and donating Phil. It's you. And your constant begging.

People want to be entertained to get away from their problems. Not take on yours.

 

[UsedUp]

Wheelchairs still gonna spend their allowance on him.

 

[BepsiLight]

He's one step away from calling people who superchat retarded.
He needs the tips guys, why is it so hard to understand? the superchats aren't real money.

 

[Piece of Peace]

He's one step away from calling people who superchat retarded.
He needs the tips guys, why is it so hard to understand? the superchats aren't real money.

Not only are Super Chats not real money because they don't show up for like 45 days, but that piece of shit Google takes 30% of it! Why the fuck are you giving them some of my money?! It should be for me! REE!

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

To be fair Phil said that he would move v3 to day stream to make class trial progress and swap Mass Effect to night streams in the prestream/early stream start, for people saying that he's punishing viewers without telling them they were under super secret double probation. Still scummy to hold it hostage but he does that with loads of games.

 

[Jasper2K]

So this is going to be the new thing going forward? Regardless of how much his fans like or want a game if it doesn't hit the tips goal it's gunna go to ban world. Buisness degree Phil you guys.

 

[UaineRunei]

2 things:

- no mods tonight (even though Phil said that a mod came to help, he probably banned 1 person and fucked off). And, of course, no nem members nor massive tips. It's clear as water now.

- He really needs to stop wage quitting or there will be no games for him to play (Divinity doesn't count to him).

 

[YokuNama]

He didn't take off his glasses. He didn't complain about sweat even though he sweats just sitting there with a vest on. But he swears to everyone he did 25 push-ups.

Shows how far he would go to make people believe an obvious lie over something so stupid to lie over.

 

[kamekmagik]

He's toxic. Every day he's here he's toxic.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

I dont know if he's tipped the $50 for every single Dongsucker v3 stream, but Phil has 51 uploads on his channel of the game (52 counting today). Assuming he HAS tipped $50 every stream of this game, Cuckstryarchy has given Phil $2,600.00 over the course of this playthrough.


Edit: See @actually 's post here for correct info

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-9416981

 

[Covfefe]

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He didn't take off his glasses. He didn't complain about sweat even though he sweats just sitting there with a vest on. But he swears to everyone he did 25 push-ups.

Shows how far he would go to make people believe an obvious lie over something so stupid to lie over.

This is on par for the most pathetic thing Phil has ever done. This guy is legitimately angry because someone didn't pay him $200 for pretending to whore himself out.

 

[SojiroSakura]

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He didn't take off his glasses. He didn't complain about sweat even though he sweats just sitting there with a vest on. But he swears to everyone he did 25 push-ups.

Shows how far he would go to make people believe an obvious lie over something so stupid to lie over.

I really really hope he continues to lie about this. It's so dumb to lie about but he did and now he's stuck with this blow to his ego that everyone knows he can't do push ups.

 

[UsedUp]

Didn't mr. Business degree street smart dsp learn about trends in his business class? He has whales, whales switching to socks then standard low ball tippers by the hand ful. Can Phil not see you can't expect a handful of people to fund your life style daily when his viewer have monthly Bill's and expenses as well? -strictly tips no super chats- and to possibly prove a point, take away tip amount for games that get put on the chopping block and blaming slow months for lack of games, what would be his determining factor then? Can't use views cause he's happy as long as as he's paid but again dsp can't put 2 and 2 together and notice the trend of it's not the games, its him!

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

So he was seriously that desperate enough to make people think he made himself do that many push ups in an incredibly short period of time in order to get money from someone who was probably bullshitting to begin with?

I think this certainly takes the cake as one of the visibly desperate situations he's put himself through in order to get more money we've seen in a long time, and not only did he embarrass himself as usual, but he also lied about it (what else is new there) and played it off that he outright deserved his money from that super chat commenter anyway for wasting his time doing those push ups, that marathon money was not enough, he just wants more and more and more!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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He didn't take off his glasses. He didn't complain about sweat even though he sweats just sitting there with a vest on. But he swears to everyone he did 25 push-ups.

Shows how far he would go to make people believe an obvious lie over something so stupid to lie over.

Why does this sound like the equivalent of that "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme? The only thing is that DSP is legitimately an idiot.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

"Have a good night! Peace out, see ya later, bye-bye!"

Wow, do I sense a bit of a passive-aggressive tone in there? He really just trashed all his non-whales by referring to $1 tips as pittances, stressed how he doesn't know what he's going to do about his upcoming bills (just ignore those $800 he got yesterday) and moved the Danganronpa streams to daytime due to insufficient support. All this from ONE (1) stream where he still made $68 for a few hours of gameplay. His toxicity and greed are reaching critical mass.

We're seeing a man nearing breakdown with severe gacha game spending addiction. Phil's begging has been special over the past week. Give me rainbows, but I really think we're near something big happening. If only paypigs would back off for a week or so and pour the pressure on. They could get Phil to do anything possibly, but they're focused on sticking it to the detractors or whatever nonsense.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil has to know he's full of shit regarding pullups, right? In the prime of my life I could do around ten. Phil is a sedentary, flabby mess. I bet he couldn't do a single one.