So, just to recap
-$50 from Pastrycuck before Piggy even gets on the mic
-Oinker gets on the mic 9 minutes late
-In typical scumbag fashion, he sits on the $50 tip for another 5+ minutes, takes that stall time to pressure his audience for money that he claims is not mandatory nor expected
-Includes his weird "I'm not joking" beg
-$50 added to the cheerleading board and reads Pastrybitchs message stating that he "wouldn't be watching tonight" and that he'd "catch up later".
(Side note: I believe Pastry said this so that when Phil inevitably tries guilting his viewers for more positivity, he'd have some type of plausible deniability and not feel as "responsible" to come save the stream like he's done in the past. Dude is fucked in the head but maybe even he's getting tired of the constant psychological warfare being inflicted upon him by the panhandling bum who would only miss the money if PA disappeared tomorrow.)
-Spends ~30 minutes stalling, running around in the game pretending to not know where to go or what to do. Mixes in some controller-down bullshit analysation with his analytical mind because he loves analyzing but also can't beat 8 year olds at Mario mini-gahlf)
**Bonus stall - ten minutes talking about grocery stocking carrot juice with his absolutely wheelchair mod Timbo**
-Does all of this stalling so he can stretch the remaining 10% of the playthrough through the month of July so he can really milk Pastry for every last drop
-Stalls despite the fact that he's read some sort of guide and probably knows the actual ending but believes his viewers are idiots that don't see thru the absolute farce.
-Lies about needing to go to the bathroom, sneaks a minibeg, again adding that this "is not a joke, if you thought I was joking when I debase myself with begging it's not a joke" as he goes to text his whales
-Gets a $5 superchat challenging him to 25 push-ups for $200 tip
-Goes off camera, counts to 25, waddles back on camera w/o any noticeable outwardly appearance
-Realizes he's not breathing heavily enough, starts overacting to compensate, twice tells the dude that he "better" send $200
-Guy said he needed proof, Phil overreacts, lies about his inability to move to camera, admits to having shit strewn about the floor, and pretty much says "give me $200 or get the fuck out"
-Does his compulsory "22 minutes and 49 seconds left in the stream, you guys" but forgets to add his usual "so give me money" to the begment
-Gets an $8 tip from BigPapaPhil but it's made clear that it's not cause he likes what he's seeing tonight and wants it to continue, it was for SF on Friday
-Phil reiterates that it's never to late to tip, totally obliterating his "last chance to tip" narrative that never made sense to begin with
-Ends like an absolute crack fiend, saying "I need this" multiple times and almost like teasing Pastry with his "well, I didn't tell you guys but I was gonna have a major stream of this but now I'm really gonna drag it out" as seen in the clips posted prior to this
-And how can I forget. Mr. EveryDollarHelps calling the other few non-pastrycuck contributions a "pittance"
This psychotic motherfucker cracked me up tonight. Allah
fucking bless this playthrough. If I could get on my hands and knees and still be on camera, I would actually do pushups.
There is no fucking way this Blob Fish is doing a solid push up a second.
