DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Yes, yes it is. He has one of those carts you'll sometimes see older folks walking with.

That's a shame. I was hoping it was his lil toddler red wagon

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Jesus Christ. I realized that if Phil got an X-Box that his "office is gonna be even more of a mess.

This manchild can't organize his cords or turn off his machines. He said that there isn't enough room on the floor to put down a camera to watch him do push ups.

I hope it's a new vest so he can keep It on the floor and complain about bugged coat hanger mechanics.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

That's a shame. I was hoping it was his lil toddler red wagon

To be fair Radio Flyer wagons are fire for the little ones. It'd be funny to see him pull one of those around...maybe he can load in some statues or his retarded stuffed animals so he can have something to talk to as well. He'd need to blow bubbles in public too with the platinum vest on.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

If it is an Xbox his paypigs better call him out on it. Considering the dire straits Phil is currently in, wouldn't reselling this be a better idea? He could mark it up to $1,000 and some stupid paypig would buy it. Someone should ask Timbo how someone who can't pay their mortgage would accept a gifted Xbox or even buy one, if that is what the surprise is.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

If it is an Xbox his paypigs better call him out on it. Considering the dire straits Phil is currently in, wouldn't reselling this be a better idea? He could mark it up to $1,000 and some stupid paypig would buy it. Someone should ask Timbo how someone who can't pay their mortgage would accept a gifted Xbox or even buy one, if that is what the surprise is.

While I 100% agree with you, these are the same people who got scammed for a prop in the form of a cat that hardly makes any appearances. If they stuck around for the Jasper reveal, they’ll stick around for a console he will at least use for a period of time. They’re pretty retarded.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If it’s not the Xbox, I predict him being “out of the woods” regarding his finances for a day. But he still really really needs the support because NEXT month is just around the corner.

I honestly wish it's either the Xbox or a nothingburger like you described. Like imagine if his big hype chill announcement is that on the next begathon's Feeding with the Pig he's gonna order authentic [insert ethnicity here] food.

 

[Pargon]

If it is an Xbox his paypigs better call him out on it. Considering the dire straits Phil is currently in, wouldn't reselling this be a better idea? He could mark it up to $1,000 and some stupid paypig would buy it. Someone should ask Timbo how someone who can't pay their mortgage would accept a gifted Xbox or even buy one, if that is what the surprise is.

If demanded or suggested that he resell it he’ll just say it’s too much work for him (which, to him, at least would be true) and that the shipping costs would be exorbitant, just like he did when someone suggested he sell his launch PS4 after buying receiving the PS4 Pro. Someone asked him if he couldn’t afford $20 to ship it as a giveaway to his fans and he acted like it would send him to the poorhouse.

He’s going to keep it and frame it as how it would be dissing his (nameless, faceless) fan if he resold it.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I honestly wish it's either the Xbox or a nothingburger like you described. Like imagine if his big hype chill announcement is that on the next begathon's Feeding with the Pig he's gonna order authentic [insert ethnicity here] food.

I'm on board with most people on the Xbox train and agree it could be something mundane like @LostMy1stAccount mentioned about new YT stream money makers. I'd laugh if it was YT gifted subs like he guessed

 

[Forbidden Math]

This lie is up there for me. His saggy Rocky the flying squirrel arms cannot possibly lift even half his weight. I cannot imagine he even got on the ground.

It certainly didn't sound like he was on the ground. It sounded like he was standing just off to the side, I didn't hear any noises that sounded even close to him getting on the floor and while he was "doing push ups" his voice's location didn't seem to be moving nor did it seem to be muffled from coming from the floor. Also he got up from those push-ups lighting fast, again with absolutely no sound. And for all that motion he seemed to be not winded at all.

 

[Comma]

Holy fuck, I just watched the unrecorded hardcore begging segment of yesterday's late stream.

The desperation just oozed out of my monitor. And the best thing is: it's not his fault. He was ranting about there not being any news games for him to play, keeping people away from his streams. And of course he couldn't think of anything on how to improve his streams. And this is just days after receiving $900! Imagine that. Giving this man over $100 an hour during a "marathon", and then watch him rant for 10 minutes about the support being, and I quote, 'not good enough' literally the next day.

Absolutely amazing.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

No, he moved off screen, counted to 25, returned on the chair, bragged about how he did 25 real push ups, then remembered he has to be out of breath so he pretended to be winded.

He did the thing that shoe salesmen do when you ask them if they have a bigger size in the back

 

[Salubrious]

I just realized: how great would it be if the surprise was that DSP decided to do another marathon in two weeks because he only got halfway to the goal?

 

[Pargon]

I just realized: how great would it be if the surprise was that DSP decided to do another marathon in two weeks because he only got halfway to the goal?

Bonus points if he plays the same game and does another Feasting with the King.

Fucking Christ, I can’t believe that’s what he’s calling it. I thought you fags were just mocking him.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I just realized: how great would it be if the surprise was that DSP decided to do another marathon in two weeks because he only got halfway to the goal?

To be honest, I think even Phil has realized by now that his whales prefer being the big hero of a singular stream, and a four-figure goal makes it harder for them to do this. While these streams are certainly very lucrative, he should dial back the whole crisis scenario thing and just hold them as a "reward" for his fans, like hitting the membership goal. Dropping $100 isn't as glamorous when it isn't even 10% of the stream's projected need.
I mean what do I know, trying to think about the logistics of modern DSP streams is something one should never attempt.

 

[Proverbial Onion]

Didnt someone host a mirror stream of Philbert's where people could actually chat?

 

[Mecha]

The funniest part about it: If he actually did 25 push ups so quickly and with so little effort, he would've just as easily done them again on camera. Being all huffy about the donator demanding proof is proof enough that he's a phony.

Shrodinger's Pushup



He both did and didn't do a pushup. A Begger, a flask of donations and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed office in a wahkhando. If an internal monitor (OiC) detects radioactivity (detractor) the flask is shattered, (Didn't meet tips goal) releasing the poison (muh bills) which trolls the begger (Phil)

 

[Covfefe]

The thing I'm most enjoying about Phil's recent antics is that there's literally no reasonable way anyone can spin what's happening in a way that makes Phil look good.

One of these things have to be true:

1. Phil is lying about needing money to pay his mortgage and scamming his piglets.
2. Phil is saying the truth, he has made thousands of dollars in the past few weeks and has blown it all away before securing funds for his most important expense, his mortgage.

And both suck for Phil. He is either a scammer, or a manchild who never saves up his money.

And to be honest, I don't know which one is more likely than the other.

It's #1 and #2. He is a manchild who squanders his money, AND he lies about needing it. Even if he has $0 in his bank account and a mortgage payment of $3000 tomorrow, he could make the entire payment in 7.5 days of streaming (15 * $200). There is zero chance he's going to "lose muh house" in a week, so he could dig himself out of the hole, worst case eat a small late fee, and be ready for the next payment in half a month. His actual payment is much lower than this, BTW.

Instead, his gin-soaked pigbrain fires into overdrive the moment he gets a single penny he can shunt out of his PayPal and into a bottle of gin or a sweaty JPG and then once the fog clears he goes back to begging. It's very hard to overstate what a massive failure Phil is at budgeting.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I think Phil's had a Series X for awhile now because he slipped up and said something about how he wanted to see if New Vegas had any improvements for the Series X when he started his playthrough. Plus I remember people questioning the load times on New Vegas as they seemed to fast for even the One X.


Edit: I found it

- YouTube

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[LolCowCentral]

This lie is up there for me. His saggy Rocky the flying squirrel arms cannot possibly lift even half his weight. I cannot imagine he even got on the ground.

Fortunately most of the push up strength comes from the chest and not the arms so his flabby arms won't matter too much (unless he brings them in close together to work his triceps)

Unfortunately Phil's chest has B/C cup boobs attached to it so I doubt he can do 25 push ups.

 

[Kornheiser]

I want to see if Airforceproud95 sees him and puts Phil in his videos. To be fair to DSP, he wouldn’t be the worst person flying in the game.