DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SirChipDouglas]

Guaranteed the big surprise is either a paycuck is buying him a Series X, or he decided he is NOT in dire straits after all and CAN afford to buy a Series X to "upgrade" his shitty kahntent. Either way a Series X YAY! Fucking disgusting pig.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[00R-Gundam]

For the whole "surprise" thing i have two guesses:
1. out of nowhere Xbox
2. (someone behind the scenes gave him money) hes in no longer danger of loosing the house/bills not getting payed

 

[Tom Delonge]

Phil: "Become a channel member, avoid slow mode!"

Who cares about slow mode on a dead chat lmao

 

[FamicomGorby]

I hate that he calls this bullshit "Feasting with da Kang" a show.

Dave, you're eating in front of a camera, it's not a show.

 

[Dashi112]

"Do it! Dont ask questions" WTF....

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Oh look, the retard Timbo read the farms.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I'm not going to lie, Snowkarls pretty funny.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave said he heard a car, went to the window and is now in clown mode.

Delivery confirmed, XBAWX INCOMING.

 

[Pargon]

"Do it! Dont ask questions" WTF....

That’s what you want from an entertainer, right? For them to tell you to get hype about something and then immediately ban all discussion about it?

 

[Sender]

He's probably gonna huff when he's back, carrying that beast inside takes all his strength. Too bad he did all those push ups just yesterday.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Guaranteed the big surprise is either a paycuck is buying him a Series X, or he decided he is NOT in dire straits after all and CAN afford to buy a Series X to "upgrade" his shitty kahntent. Either way a Series X YAY! Fucking disgusting pig.

Good, he can go pawn it off and pay his mortgage or whatever financial emergency he's supposedly in.

 

[Dashi112]

to quote Jeremy Clarkson "Is he dead?...anyway the new Mazda MX5!"

 

[Comma]

Maybe he bought another horse.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Just going to say this now: An Xbox Series X isn't going to save DSP's career.

 

[Dashi112]

1000% clown mode on return....

 

[Tom Delonge]

I'm not a children's entertainer

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

And here we go....

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

This is good because I think there was a moment or two after he sat back down after his performance where he was deciding whether to act like he was obviously joking or to pretend like he actually did them in earnest.

Yeah. At first I thought he would make a lame joke - he looked ready to but was clueless about what to say - but then he chose fake rage instead.


It was some pages ago where someone basically said that because his fans are speds they like watching Dave unironically. (just can't find it anymore...) I can only agree and would just add that we should stop acting surprised that he still gets money despite being an obvious scammer and liar. There is nothing that can open their eyes, most of the times. You have to accept that "special" people attract other "special" people like furries, scat fans, cock suckers, literal wheelchairs or Swedes. Generally speaking, you surround yourself with like-minded people.


Phil is now talking about elephants....what a jokester. Better fake rage again.

 

[DeeTracktor]

It's an xbox, he is still trying to drag it out but it's an xbox

EDIT someone sent him one they didnt use for 8 months...