DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

Look who finally gets it. Took long enough.

 

[arrivefriday]

Holy shit, I am actually triggered, consider me mad at the internet lmao

DSP has reached another level of trash and I didn't expect that to be possible

 

[Forbidden Math]

This gamepass night idea is so dumb. You don't stream the game DSP, you have to download it in FULL to play it. His idea is to sit around picking out random games but with his slow ass internet he'll be downloading them the whole rest of the stream. DSP is such a fucking idiot.

 

[Comma]

Today's stream in a nutshell:

"Look at the free Xbox some anonymous autist sent me! Alright, now give me $200 in the next 4 hours, okay?"

 

[David Davidson]

The more he drags out the story the more suspicious he makes it sound. This is bad.

Liars tend to say too much and exeggerate to make it seem like their story is legit. He should have just said he bought the thing. Not that someone who got the console (on launch), never opened it, and then decided to give it to Phil (for free allegedly).

 

[FamicomGorby]

So DSP would have had to have bought the console before the marathon, correct? There's no way he ordered it yesterday and it's arriving today.

I mean, unless he paid for overnight weekend shipping, which, actually now that I think about it...

He probably has some sort of credit card, so he could have bought it and then just expected the marathon to cover the costs.

 

[UaineRunei]

I just want him to explain to me how he received the email from UPS with the tracking. Phil, you fucked up big time, holy shit!

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Going into minute irrelevant details about emails and USPS is how you know it's definitely the truth and not at all a lie.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

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Well, I hope its bricked

like his wife

 

[h0g]

LOL He's not even going to use it on the first stream. The stream where he's playing an XBOX GAME.

 

[Poo Twister]

Look at that shit eating grin.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Another MASSIVE SURPRISE that won't affect Phil's streams in the slightest. Cool.

 

[kamekmagik]

He should've at least waited like two weeks to show this. This looks like such a scam dude

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

All this hype and he's not even going to unbox it until the night stream. Fallout New Begas is far more interesting than a brand new console apparently. The schedule tism is way too strong.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

So DSP would have had to have bought the console before the marathon, correct? There's no way he ordered it yesterday and it's arriving today.

I mean, unless he paid for overnight weekend shipping, which, actually now that I think about it...

Amazon Prime. Ordered it in a drunk, curry coma on Saturday night, checks out that it would arrive today.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So since Dave brought up the gamepass marathon thing before this Xbox was delivered, I guarantee that he knew it was coming so he definitely bought that himself.

ALSO HYPE FOR A FUCKING FLIGHT SIMULATOR!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I just want him to explain to me how he received the email from UPS with the tracking. Phil, you fucked up big time, holy shit!

I get emails and text msgs from UPS with updated delivery times.

 

[architects]

He literally gives zero fucks at the absurdity of his lies at this point. I’m slow clapping for this fucker.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Of course. DSP is like a circus that needs to hang up posters to gather attention, otherwise most people would stay the fuck away from his boring streams.

Every time I see DSP's embarrassing plug and hype attempts I feel like Smithers in this scene

 

[TheTractor]

After the fake 25 push-ups, 80$ Indian food binge, hate fueled rants berating his fans to give him money,

He now unveils that a fan sat with a brand new console for 8 months and sent him free of charge, right after a 900$ begathon.

Yeah sorry DSP I have some doubts over this 10 minutes overly complicated story.