DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dread Pirate Retard]

So DSP said that the cash would have been better than the Xbox itself and that he would never have bought one himself.

But the Xbox is what's going to save his stream and usher in a new era.

How the fuck do you square that circle? If it's gonna save your business why the fuck wouldn't you spend your last dollar on it? One of these two statements is a lie.

 

[KyonyuuFan]

If it's coming to my address UPS automatically send me text alerts.

How would they send you e-mail alerts if someone else sends it to you and the shipper (UPS) doesn't have your e-mail? Am I missing something here?

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

"Now that you have new-gen consoles, will you do a giveaway of the old one?"

"No, fuck you." (paraphrased)

 

[Salubrious]

Fans are begging and pleading for him to unbox the Xbox during the day stream.

Phil, the successful business man: "NO!"

It wouldn't be DSP if he didn't completely fail to ever capitalize on any momentum whatsoever. See also how DSP will stay quiet and not acknowledge a raid until everyone gets bored and goes away.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Aaaand there's OIC with the $100

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Dave just claimed that it cost $50 to ship the Xbawx, no way a USPS priority mail package cost that much domestically.

He also said that he didn't pay for the shipping. BUT HE KNOWS HOW MUCH IT COST. Get the fuck outta here.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Never forget

All this money will be gone and forgotten next week

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

This is peak delusion. He genuinely thinks GamePass is going to revolutionize his stream.

Like father like son
Like master like paypig

I love how he thinks a system or vest crap will save the stream...he's so predictable. The other systems sure helped him lol.

 

[Acer566]

OnlyIcedGary carries the tips goal yet again.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He also said that he didn't pay for the shipping. BUT HE KNOWS HOW MUCH IT COST. Get the fuck outta here.

Usually the postage cost is printed on the USPS label to be fair.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Aaaand there's OIC with the $100

He survives purely on drama. Because there are trolls watching the stream, the paypigs come out in full force.

 

[h0g]

Children and the disabled pay a 40 year old man to get an xbox gifted to him.

 

[Planettenon]

silent majority = whales

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Oh god...He thinks his silent majority fans are 1000's+ strong. The delusion is strong.

 

[ProdigalDuke]

This stupid cunt didn't think to maybe scuff the box up a little bit, maybe put a superficial dent in the console, just put SOME effort into convincing people it's a used machine. Instead he rides with the most mental lie ever of it being sealed and stored perfectly for 8 months? He revels in the drama and controversy of his own scamming actions.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He has "thousands" of behind the scenes supporters, who love his content and make up the silent majority

 

[Comma]

He's now hating on popular streamers, because the people who support them only support them because they're popular, and the dollar they throw at them will vanish in a sea of dollars.

I... have no words... The autistic lack of self-awareness is reaching dangerous levels.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I loved the pignosis bit that implies a good DSP fan shuts up and sends him money. These people who likely believed he needed to pay his bills gave him almost 1000 dollars, which he used to rush buy an XBox, and then, to thier faces, tells them that a true fan selflesslessly donated this essential thing. Its like Animal Farm or something. You faggots need to stop whining and pony up more.

He's been dropping "hot new releases" and "silent majority" fans for the last month to make this lie not seem like a lie. Its incredible how bad at it he is, and how little it matters. If the silent majority is his new pignosis, it'll be all the more tragic when he begins to sincerely sniff those farts as well.

 

[Quindoll]

I can't even be mad. There is nothing, literal nothing wrong with him getting the Xbox. He is the PERFECT consumer. Money that goes in goes out immediately afterwards. If you own shares of the bigger companies, Phil is the best thing to happen.

Superchats? Membershis? 30 % go to Google
Forgotten Playstation membership? Ka-ching for Sony
Nintendo games? Ka-ching forNintendo
Tips via Paypal? Paypal takes it's cut every single time
Now the new Xbox that he probably bought himself? Ka-ching for Microsoft.

These are all public companies. They are all profiting from Phil who is unable to control his spending.

And you better believe that I look forward to the PayPal fee increase at the start of next month. The salt of him will flow.
Obviously. The people that throw money at him are utterly retarded to feed a bottomless hole. But whoever does not see it for himself at this point is a lost cause anyway.

 

[Salubrious]

Dave just claimed that it cost $50 to ship the Xbawx, no way a USPS priority mail package cost that much domestically.

Also whales incoming with two $50 tips. GARY COMING IN WITH $100, THANKS FOR THE MONEY DUMMY.

Shipping was apparently over 50 bucks, from the US. Apparently. That's what this supposed "fan" paid.

"To be fair", that's pretty consistent with how DSP has always thought shipping worked.

Remember that the reason he claimed why he couldn't ever sell his figurines was because shipping would cost $50-$100 each?