DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nigel of Ukip]

Testosterone Lord here with the well wishes. Wonder what name he tips under.View attachment 2340472View attachment 2340473View attachment 2340474

Fuck me this bloke is for real. I can't help myself, dox dropping in 10.

Edit: Fuck me was 15 minutes ago. It's here.

 

[Poo Twister]

Fuck me this bloke is for real. I can't help myself, dox dropping in 10.

You absolute diamond.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Let me get this straight. The new Xbox is supposed to be a very positive improvement but in reality Khet is pissed about it?

She's pissed that she married an actual beggar who whines and cries like a child when he loses at video games. The Xbox is just a reminder of her current status.

 

[TJGamebox]

 

[FormerPro]

Phil's mystery Xbox benefactor said "Thanks for keeping my identity a secret, because we know how malicious your trolls are and they would probably come after me if you put me out there!"

How convenient

 

[UaineRunei]

Totally legit channel memberships rolling in.

What you mean? They're all legit dude!

 

[KyonyuuFan]

His Goutee is completely uneven. The left half is missing. LOL.

 

[UaineRunei]

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[FamicomGorby]

His Goutee is completely uneven. The left half is missing. LOL.

It's not patchy dood, Dave just has a few white hairs.

 

[SPhobos]

This scambox/fucked up goatee wombo combo is fucking hilarious lmfao.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Jeez dude just shave the beard already, it's pathetic.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

(autistic speculation)

If GaryBKK is some degenerate expat fucking twinks in Thailand, it should be worth noting, but I don't think there's actually a connection. The real Dr. Tony Huge (I assume he has a KF thread) is a bodybuilder widely known for his experimentation with anabolics and love for ladyboys in Thailand. He has many baby moms and I am pretty sure owns a gym in Thailand.

Again, I don't think there is a connection. But if you have never heard of Tony Huge, he is worth a watch.

 

[FormerPro]

If there is a god out there, he'd brick this Xbox just so I could see Phil come up with another ridiculously over-elaborate lie about how a different fan managed to send him a new one without a box and he definitely did not return it with the receipt.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Xbox X weighs 10lbs and Dave is bitching about it, definitely did 25 pushups super fast.

If there is a god out there, he'd brick this Xbox just so I could see Phil come up with another ridiculously over-elaborate lie about how a different fan managed to send him a new one without a box and he definitely did not return it with the receipt.

Please, please, please Jeebus make it so

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Phil is treating his shitty beard like when men begin to lose their hair but cling onto the bits they have instead of just offing all of it to start a differnet lifestyle. It's like he has an ego, about a fucking beard.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

God, I hate his unboxing videos so much. He always wastes an exorbitant amount of time pointing out shit we can see and bullshitting. Durrrr this controller is uhhhh black, and uhhhhh it's different than the Ps5 controller...ok. *snorts*

 

[Private Joker]

Philbert claims Xbox is hard to get, but someone just decided to give it to him because... reasons. On Ebay they average about $700. It's obvious Philbert bought one and needed the whales and piggies to reimburse him, so he barely got enough to cover the cost back.

 

[Lolidaki]

I think he purchased it before the marathon

when he was talking about how it would "provide more content for him", it sounded like something he would say to himself to justify the purchase

we saw the same thing with the nes and sega mini consoles, it's the same exact scam

and him not mentioning straight away whether or not the console was in the box, or if it even works, just proves he knew it was in there and isn't broken, which means it came straight from the factory in china and not donated

This is the biggest fuck up, that we're lead to believe his "second-hand" xbox was never touched or opened out of the original box until now. Fuck right off.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

His goatee looks like he started shaving it, then got interrupted, then forgot to shave the rest of it.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

His goatee looks like he started shaving it, then got interrupted, then forgot to shave the rest of it.
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Jesus fucking Christ dude just let it go.