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After reading a whole bunch of pages of this, let me recap; If for nothing than my own sanity:

Phil begs for money (Again)
Buys an xbox with that money, while claiming a fan sent him the console for free
Tries to hype up the xbox for awhile whilst acting like a 12 year old
Fails at setting up the console for a couple hours, which is typical Phil
Rune somehow ninjas the code from the set-up and signs into his own Microsoft account in an attempt to bloat the system with random shit or even lock Phil out from using the console
Rune's mother's email gets leaked and Phil blames Rune, because nothing is ever his fault
Edit; Forgot the lying about the push-ups part. Fuck me, what a deplorable creature.

I think that's about it. Phil will probably now use the console about 4 times, he'll play flight sim once or twice (It's a sim game and is hard to understand, especially for someone that gets confused at the sight of a cable) Once he notices people aren't showing up, he'll whine about viewers, then he'll whine about "There's no games on Gamepass, dood!" Then the cycle of emergency begging will start over again. Swear this dude has been in "Serious financial trouble" for the past 12 years.
 
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Lorum Ipsum said:
After reading a whole bunch of pages of this, let me recap; If for nothing than my own sanity:

Phil begs for money (Again)
Buys an xbox with that money, while claiming a fan sent him the console for free
Tries to hype up the xbox for awhile whilst acting like a 12 year old
Fails at setting up the console for a couple hours, which is typical Phil
Rune somehow ninjas the code from the set-up and signs into his own Microsoft account in an attempt to bloat the system with random shit or even lock Phil out from using the console
Rune's mother's email gets leaked and Phil blames Rune, because nothing is ever his fault

I think that's about it. Phil will probably now use the console about 4 times, he'll play flight sim once or twice (It's a sim game and is hard to understand, especially for someone that gets confused at the sight of a cable) Once he notices people aren't showing up, he'll whine about viewers, then he'll whine about "There's no games on Gamepass, dood!" Then the cycle of emergency begging will start over again. Swear this dude has been in "Serious financial trouble" for the past 12 years.
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Throw in "Phil walks off camera and counts to 25 while pretending his flabby body can pull off push-ups that fast" for fun
 
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Well after finally catching up on this shit show, I’m disappointed in some of you kiwis getting so mad for damn near 30 pages. Although I do get it a little, idk what masked people throw 300 dollars at at man who was supposedly just given something expensive for free, just makes no sense lol.

yeah it’s clear as fuck Phil just bought it himself. It definitely wasn’t used before by that rune guy, I refuse to believe anyone would be able to make it look that good and new in the packaging after using it, especially not someone in the DSP vortex.

Dsp has the maturity and mentality of a spoiled brat, when he wants something he wants it immediately, and it’s been pretty clear since E3 he’s wanted the new Xbox. Everyday he didn’t have one was eating away the back of his mind.

I guarantee he bought it, and just did the fundraiser to make up the cost, hell increased tips goal might also have been him trying to make extra to buy it these last few weeks.

And the best part is Phil could easily just screenshot the email of this supposed fan and black out info that could dox him. But he won’t, because the emails most likely don’t exist, and he knows this won’t drive off any whales, so it’s just a waste of effort
 
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Lorum Ipsum said:
think that's about it. Phil will probably now use the console about 4 times, he'll play flight sim once or twice (It's a sim game and is hard to understand, especially for someone that gets confused at the sight of a cable) Once he notices people aren't showing up, he'll whine about viewers, then he'll whine about "There's no games on Gamepass, dood!" Then the cycle of emergency begging will start over again. Swear this dude has been in "Serious financial trouble" for the past 12 years.
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I highly doubt he'll even touch the tutorials. I've played flight sim quite a few times and it requires some understanding of how airplanes work to enjoy it fully
 
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wahkando said:
Why are they all furries? Like close to all of Phil's most dedicated viewers are furries, including more than 5 of his mods.

Fucking degenerates.
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The furry booba is a tempting siren tbh
Blame Disney. It's only going to get more mainstream from here. Back in the 80s or whatever it was underground (that one TV ordering special of a dude selling his gay rats fucking painting for example). With the advent of the internet it became "haha what is this so funny these people jacking off to foxes they sure are weird". Meanwhile kids raised on Robin Hood and Jungle Book are blowing loads to cartoon bears.

2001 was 20 years ago. There's teenagers born way in the mid 00s jacking it to furries right now. In 20 years we'll have our first openly furry President (if this country lasts that long, goddamn.)
 
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That was some strong trolling from NinStarRune. It cost him no money (allegedly), you could see Piggy have a mini heart attack when he sees it, and to top it off @Nigel of Ukip already turned in his homework early. Hahaha tonight was great, Silvano thumbs up to the writers.

Edit: If that Xbox was pre-owned someone did a decent job at the packaged look
 
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BepsiLight said:
The laziness of this man astounds me. He got banned on Twitch for less, yet would rather show the email of a furry degenerate than take 10 minutes to edit this crap.
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NinStar should extort Phil then threaten to kill himself and blame it on Phil if he doesn't take the vid down. That's what furries do nowadays right?:thinking:
 
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Draventren said:
Jesus H. Christ I come back and the first thing that happens is the whole place loses it's damn mind. Some of you guys are getting way to worked up over this shit, when it was the most predictable thing that has ever happened. I tuned in today for the big surprise reveal that I had hoped would be more interesting than him having a Xbox. Now he has one.

What else has changed? What is going to be different?

This is not something to lose your minds over. If you fall into the camp of he bought it for himself, which is what I firmly believe, then how are any of you shocked that he held a fundraiser on Saturday? Fuck, once he announced the surprise I got convinced he bought the damn thing before the fundraiser happened and this was to put him back in the black, or to cover the cost + some extra money. This is pretty par for the course bullshit for Phil.

I want to add this and I want to make it perfectly clear, and I don't mean this to in any way be taken as insulting or condescending or anything like that: if there's ever a time that you get actually mad at Phil, to the point where you're feeling the need to make multiple posts here, or anywhere else expressing that anger, take a break. Talk to friends, or family. Get some exercise, or just do something fun. This isn't even a "don't give the DSP fans any ammo" bullshit, this is genuine advice from someone who has run into that sort of wall before. This isn't something worth getting mad about, and it's not something worth dwelling on. You get mad and post about how angy you are on the thread, it doesn't hurt Phil, it doesn't change reality, it doesn't make anything better, it just makes you feel much worse because you're angry.

So, from the nicest place I can possibly say this from: shut the fuck up and go touch some grass you spergs.
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I've long abandoned the idea of 'destroying' phil if I ever even had it. I wouldn't be surprised if he's still here centuries after we have all gone to that big farm in the sky still sticking his droopy face in the camera blubbering 'I need d-dat credits I really do to pay muh cyberbills'. I view him more as a barely sentient force of nature like hurricanes, tornadoes, or maybe herpes fits better. An avenging Nemesis that vacuums money from the unworthy and idiotic. It'd be nice if it/he went away but in the meantime you might as well enjoy him punishing stupid people. Actually theres good and bad both in him staying or going so I'm ambivalent about it really.

Its pointless being emotionally invested for him to disappear like its pointless trying to get revenge on a tornado or herpes. if he got kicked off here miraculously he'd just move on to scamming somewhere else. phil will be phil like a sack of slime mold will be slime mold. If you want to really get mad at an injustice get mad that our world is run by a bunch of megalomanical troons and sjws. At least phil sticks to himself and only hurts those who are dumb enough to choose to involve themselves with him. There are many many people even worse than him unfortunately.

Its the paypigs that are the real stars of this show. Its awesome watching 4 dumb people hurt themselves and empty their bank accounts so that 1 dumb person can abuse them and sink further down downloading naked wrestler pics over and over again day in and day out for years on end, never stopping because they think this is some sort of victory over us.

Its hilarious. Why would I want to stop them? Why would I get mad at phil for their sakes?

The only thing that would make this better is if we had more dirt on what the private lives of these guys were like. The utilities that were shut off and the ramen dinners they had to eat so that phil could pull a new macho man jpeg. Man, I could lose myself for weeks at a time and write a doctoral thesis if I had access to a library with this information.
 
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I think Phil bought the console about a week before the whole beg-a-thon. Probably about the same time that he scheduled and announced it. He ordered it online and then held on to it until after the event. He didn't need to use the beg-a-thon event to pay for it, as he probably used credit, and then used the money raised to pay off the credit. This is what the current evidence tells me.

The whole reason why he did it is because of his own ego. The past month has been particularly rough on our pigroach's ego. It started when Twitch booted Phil out of the partner program. Phil was investigated and was booted out for a pattern of behavior of him being a toxic person. It wasn't just hateful slurs as Phil likes to emphasize. It's one of the few times in his life that he's faced real consequences for his actions without having any recourse. While he made the switch to Youtube, it hurt him financially, as he's making less money there due to lack of gifted subs and Prime subs. But what really hurt his ego was how he was supported. For the past month, Phil's tips in a typical stream have a large amount made by a single person with much smaller tips by other people. This was seen in the beg-a-thon where Phil had a good night raising over $900, but two-thirds of that was two people, and it fell short of Phil's goal.

This is where the Xbox came in. Phil needed to keep up an appearance that he was still successful. Sunday night he revealed a special surprise that he'd reveal on Monday. I think he also spoke with his mods and told them to open their wallets on Monday. Lo and behold, Phil had a major win in showing the Xbox. But the Xbox wasn't the win, but it was the fact that someone donated it to him. It was the fact that he got over $300 that day (albeit with 4 people contributing the majority). And he finally made the membership goal. I think it was all orchestrated by Phil and his close followers. I don't believe that the new followers are fake (at least I haven't seen any followers with brand new accounts), and I think that's because OIC and others have been pulling people in. All this not to financially support Phil, but to assuage his ego.

The first rule of DSP is that it's all about his ego. He's your friend if you feed his ego. But if you bruise it, he'll be your worse enemy. Everything he does is about building and protecting that ego of his.
 
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DerichLovesNWA said:
Whoever it was who said that he'd upload it raw with the shit not blocked out or anything, you were right.
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I guess he wants to get mass reported and put his channel at risk for doxxing?
He's probably a minor (total guess; and doesn't matter) which doesn't put any points in Phil's favour. But then again, he did say he wanted to bitch slap an 11 year old girl. So there's that.
 
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Here's some data to play with.

There's been a lot of talk about sock memberships, especially considering how many new members popped up over the last few days. I took the last 15 NEW memberships (does not include manual re-subs) and cross-referenced against my chat logs to see how much of the "silent majority" decided to give Phil money. Keep in mind that my chat logs span from 06/21/21 to the end of this latest stream, nothing earlier than that. Here's the main sheet:

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Out of these fifteen names, a total of SIX have ZERO chat history per my records (i.e. probably have the highest chance of being sock accounts):
- Paremore123
- codeman12343
- The R3cap
- Reno
- Bt4Life 20
- zaid khalil

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For everyone else, there's a mix of accounts that have been around, and maybe a couple suspicious ones as well. Here's the most recent chat history for the remaining names (I'll include when their first logged chat was per my records):

FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-22-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-22-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 07-11-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 07-12-21

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FIRST (AND ONLY) LOGGED CHAT: 07-12-21

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FIRST (AND ONLY) LOGGED CHAT: 07-12-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-21-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-21-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-29-21

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Not really sure how to interpret most of this but please feel free to speculate away if you'd like 🙂
 
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Piece of Peace said:
Here's some data to play with.

There's been a lot of talk about sock memberships, especially considering how many new members popped up over the last few days. I took the last 15 NEW memberships (does not include manual re-subs) and cross-referenced against my chat logs to see how much of the "silent majority" decided to give Phil money. Keep in mind that my chat logs span from 06/21/21 to the end of this latest stream, nothing earlier than that. Here's the main sheet:

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Out of these fifteen names, a total of SIX have ZERO chat history per my records (i.e. probably have the highest chance of being sock accounts):
- Paremore123
- codeman12343
- The R3cap
- Reno
- Bt4Life 20
- zaid khalil

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For everyone else, there's a mix of accounts that have been around, and maybe a couple suspicious ones as well. Here's the most recent chat history for the remaining names (I'll include when their first logged chat was per my records):

FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-22-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-22-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 07-11-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 07-12-21

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FIRST (AND ONLY) LOGGED CHAT: 07-12-21

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FIRST (AND ONLY) LOGGED CHAT: 07-12-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-21-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-21-21

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FIRST LOGGED CHAT: 06-29-21

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Not really sure how to interpret most of this but please feel free to speculate away if you'd like 🙂
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Nice work. Wouldn’t be surprised if oic is making YouTube alt accounts (considering how easy it is to do) to boost Phil’s membership numbers like what could have been done with gifted subs
 
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