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lol YOU of all people tattling for doxxing

I'm in the best timeline :story:

Excuse me, sir. How dare you?
I am a good Kiwi and I have done no wrong.

To be fair to our boy Nige, I'm sure Nigel implicitly welcomes all of the doxxed to complain to the higher ups as well! All they gotta do is just shoot an email over to a Mr. Joshua Moon and it'll be removed, right?
 
Still on that money high

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By all means enjoy your moment in the sun incandescent light bulbs Phil. But you're still an e-begging loser desperately holding onto dwindling internet fame with an even faster depleting stock of paypigs. Enjoy every little victory your sad life affords you.
 
And Year 3 of the 10 Year Plan…wait, what was that again?

Or, as I like to call it: Chairman Phil's Great Fall Facefirst.

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I thought you didn't read/care about trolls? I'm also very curious about what success means now. I guess success is when you either:

A) Buy an Xbox and lie about getting it gifted to you
or
B) Be so reliant on the charity of others that you get something which, in your own words, is crucial to your success from someone who pities you, for free.

That is on top of the success that is being a pro begger.
 
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"Motivates me to do even better"
"Source of endless salt is my success"

Begging for money means he's a successful adult. Filing bankruptcy is also very adult of him too. Dude is about as successful as my fucking shoe. High on that cashflow from the speds.
If he's motivated to do better, where are the upgrades he said he's do? Greenscreen? New, higher quality camera? Better commentary maybe? Nah, fuck that, just gimme your monies!
 
"Motivates me to do even better"
"Source of endless salt is my success"

Begging for money means he's a successful adult. Filing bankruptcy is also very adult of him too. Dude is about as successful as my fucking shoe. High on that cashflow from the speds.
If he's motivated to do better, where are the upgrades he said he's do? Greenscreen? New, higher quality camera? Better commentary maybe? Nah, fuck that, just gimme your monies!
Well, after getting the Xbox he chewed out a bunch of his viewers. That's an upgrade to me.
 
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Yeah, if there's any further proof that this whole thing was about ego, here it is.

Hey Phil, I know you're reading this, so listen up. We've never interacted, and you don't know me. But I've been observing you for five years now. I see past your latest attempt at gaslighting and manipulating your audience.

I'm not angry. I'm not salty. If anything, I'm a bit disgusted. And I am calm (in case anyone tells me to calm down).

We both know that you got kicked out of the Twitch program because you are a toxic individual. Your toxic personality is why your paying audience has been shrinking for years, and it's why you are struggling now.

Enjoy your "win" for now, because we both know it won't last. You haven't changed. You haven't changed in five years. You're a toxic individual and that's why you'll end up friendless, homeless, and without support.

Oh, and I still don't believe you when you say that a mysterious fan sent you that Xbox. I still believe that you bought it, and brought it out when it was convenient for you to get a "win". Enjoy that "win". You'll end up losing sooner or later.
 
I saw a tweet yesterday but cant find it now... did he really say he will give PUBG another go?
If I recall he looked through all the games available on Game Pass last night and then he downloaded: Fallout New Vegas, PUBG, . . .and that's it.
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Congratulations on your new PUBG box Phil. Everything's going to be different now, I can feel it like a 'refreshing rain of positive support' :)
 
doctors don't have shit on DSP's handwriting man this shit is bad
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We all know what happens when Phil gets a bit too smug. He's gonna turn to looking like this soon :stress:
When's the MidFirst verdict again?
The letter sent that Piggy probably didn't even bother to read or pretend he never got even though it was certified (pretty sure) states that he, yes he, has the date of the 27th to call in and represent himself and dispute any claims made by midfirst. After that the 28th is for the condo association to do the same and the 29th is when the judge will make the ruling.
 
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We all know what happens when Phil gets a bit too smug. He's gonna turn to looking like this soon :stress:
When's the MidFirst verdict again?
Think its about two weeks lol. Good thing a WWEC player told reddit he has an open wallet. Midfirst can just reach in a take what they need. The stress, paranoia, and delusions will be off the charts soon! Edit: ninja'd by @Martys_not_smarty _
 
Gets Series X

First game he plays came out on Xbox 360

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FOMO. He just had to have it didn't he?

More like seething jealousy that he couldn't play some gamepass games. Reminds me of that old case study with the two babies, Baby A will play with a toy you give them but Baby B will always want the toy Baby A is playing with. More than likely he'll drop it the moment something new comes out on PS5 and it'll be a $500 dust-catcher.
 
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