DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Martys_not_smarty]

What does Kat see in him? What makes Phil different from any of the other walking bank accounts in the area?

She sees a room in a kahndo where she can be her autistic self playing a ten year old game ten hours a day when not working that oh so grueling eighteen hours a week at a fucking supermarket and also not having to worry about her psychotic mom putting a pillow over the face of her demonically possessed daughter and all it costs her is the promise that they might have underwear time once or twice a year.

 

[arrivefriday]

So he needs more money to pay his bills, even after doing the marathon.

Okay, I'll admit I was frustrated by the xbahx reveal but holy shit, it's literally impossible not to laugh at this.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

DSP reading Kiwifarms at night while Kat fingers herself in her bed thinking about getting railed by the guy she rang up at work.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Have you seen her? She's not exactly the type of girl sugar daddies snuggle up too.


Also, just said he still needs money for two utility bills plus taxes lmao

"Gee Phil, you sure have a lot of bills this month"
"You're ahbvisily a troll who doesn't understand how the world works. You can enjoy your ban!"

Pretty much how any interaction about his bills goes. How people are exceptional enough to still believe him truly astounds me.

 

[KD6-3.7]

I just learned a new word from Phil. He said his trolls need “pressional help”.

He’s really hitting the booze early today.

 

[wahkando]

Begging to make ends meet is SUCCESS

Faking and lying on a daily basis is SUCCESS

Literally scamming the mentally ill, socially excluded is SUCCESS

This guy

 

[TheTractor]

Sorry if this was posted already I have not caught up with thread yet but in feasting with the kang you can see him eating with the fork upside down,he can't even use a fork properly.View attachment 2342171

He legit looks like an 80 year old with neurologic damage when he's eating; hunched over, it looks hard, the raised eyebrows and confused look...

Khet is such a lucky lady

 

[Super Dent Head]

He legit looks like an 80 year old with neurologic damage when he's eating; hunched over, it looks hard, the raised eyebrows and confused look...

Khet is such a lucky lady

So lucky to have a guy who makes this face whilst eating.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

of all the things he rambled about this made me lol "god of war wasn't delayed they never gave a release date, just a year" but ghost wire tokyo, that only got a year for a release window iirc was delayed...oh phil, you are just a special special boy

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Guys, I've been furiously punching the air since I found out that Phil got the new Xbox 8 months after release so he can continue to play an Xbox 360 title. My arms feel like they're going to fall off. Send help.

 

[UaineRunei]

Sorry if this was posted already I have not caught up with thread yet but in feasting with the kang you can see him eating with the fork upside down,he can't even use a fork properly.View attachment 2342171

 

[hundredthousand]

Battleduck9000 apparently isn't content as just a DSP paypig, but has to give money to all of Phil's orbiters as well.

I bet his entire pay cheque goes to streamers.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Guys, I've been furiously punching the air since I found out that Phil got an Xbox 8 months after release so he can continue to play an Xbox 360 title. My arms feel like they're going to fall off. Send help.

We here at kiwifarms will just give you a pill and leave you somewhere or whatever that ass said about the Panda ER story

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP is still trying to say how he will never kiss a game's ass because it was sponsored

dude, ELO hell was straight fucking garbage

 

[Balr0g]

Since I don't want to make an account on Twitter here is my reply to your bragging tweet Phil:

1. You were fired from every job you had because you don't know how to conduct yourself in a real working enviroment
2. You were fired from Machinima because of your attitude
3. You were fired from Curse because you were a money sink
4. You were fired from Twitch because you are a toxic piece of shit

Yeah keep winning please.

 

[Sender]

He's really trying hard to sell this 'silent majority' scam to his special piggies.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Since I don't want to make an account on Twitter here is my reply to your bragging tweet Phil:

1. You were fired from every job you had because you don't know how to conduct yourself in a real working enviroment
2. You were fired from Machinima because of your attitude
3. You were fired from Curse because you were a money sink
4. You were fired from Twitch because you are a toxic piece of shit

Yeah keep winning please.

if you really want to get a rise out of him all you have to do is send him wrestling spoilers.

 

[Super Dent Head]

He's really trying hard to sell this 'silent majority' scam to his special piggies.

Maybe "Silent Majority" is going to be OIC's new account?

 

[actually]

To summarize the events of the last 3+ days:

1) Phil begged for $1500 to "pay his mortgage" and got $900.
2) He used that money to instead purchase an XBox Series X for reasons.
3) He then fabricated a story about a fan "donating it" so plainly stupid that only literal retards will believe it.
4) Less than 24 hours after bragging about his "success" (at scamming, I guess?), he is already back to successfully begging for money to pay his bills of success that he has succeeded at obtaining.

This is why you shouldn't bother getting mad at anything Phil does at this point.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I'm just catching bits here and there but did he accidently admit he paid for it?

He went off on his "paid shills" rant shitting on people like SBM who got the PS5 for free then goes on to say there's a difference between people who got a console for free and people who paid for it inferring that people who paid for the console will "keep it real" while people who got it for free would "kiss ass"..

So he got it for free and is going to kiss it's ass or he paid for it and is going to "keep it real"?