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Testosterone Lord here with the well wishes. Wonder what name he tips under.
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Guys, his favorite color is blue. This dude is the real deal. He even has a beard like DSP. The only way he could spice up his bio is by deleting it...holy fuck...

I mean, let's be honest. Who ever gets mad at or jealous of Phil doesn't know what price he has to pay to be awarded with, yeah, 100k / year but buckle up for a mentally ill following and mad paranoia. This is a contract with the Devil. Stay cool and laugh. Love the Good, the True and the Beautiful.
 
How could he possibly play 5 different games in less than 4 hours.? He's fucking still browsing. Seriously, what is he thinking?
This is classic DSP tactics just to avoid actually playing games. He'll open a few of them and play through the intros at the most then be like "welp guys I'm out of time" after he streamed himself doing nothing but browsing screens for hours.
 
GaryBKK coming in with another $50 tip
 

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DSP genuinely believed you keep the games forever if you download them from Game Pass.
He does zero research about anything, like a true professional. When he was doing the Xbox unboxing he had zero idea what any of the features of the console were and had to have his chat correct him about the audio out on on the console being able to work in his autistic setup.
 
This is classic DSP tactics just to avoid actually playing games. He'll open a few of them and play through the intros at the most then be like "welp guys I'm out of time" after he streamed himself doing nothing but browsing screens for hours.
Then after that he will put up a poll of games he is interested in playing during a Begathon, yell about troll picks, rig the poll, prearranged some tips, and pick one game out of the bunch to be a fan picked playthrough like Div...oh wait.
 
Anyone else picked up on Phil's unusually animated self? He really loves shopping.
It's well known that DSP is a gambling addict but really this is just a subset of the true addiction: spending.

Imagine the monsoon of fucking gold dust if Phil was unable to spend money frivolously for as long as a two day period because he was actually broke. Tips goal would soar to $500 and he'd spend more time writing whale calls and squealing toxic insults to the entire chat than anything else during that stream.
 
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