Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

I am reel doktur! said:
Slob has mentioned stolen phones he bought on eBay, burner phones, Tracphones, and Verizon phone service in several of his videos of lies and comedy. He never mentioned Spectrum, I went with Verizon.
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Actually Bob, Spectrum teams up with Verizon and uses their towers for its service.
Spectrum is basically the retard version of Verizon, so you obviously qualify.
 
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The good doctor has blessed us with another of his comedy videos. Yes Bob, you absolutely are our comedy relief! And every time he amends his patented sign off with “because i know I am”, he makes another deposit into the account of JHA who continues to live rent free in Bob’s head every. Single. Fucking. Day.
 
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After watching this shit stain for 6 years, he finally made sense today admitting that the only reason some of us watch is to laugh at him.
Also today, Bob talks about all the blessings God has given him.
Seems to me that you're being punished for something!
 
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Toasty said:
He's so desperate to bitch at someone that he actually answers scam phone calls and engages with them. I don't know if that's sad or funny.
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POP quiz!

How many of you listen to spam telephone calls for more than 2 seconds before hanging up?
How many of you record telephone spam calls?
How many of you record telephone calls, as a habit?
How many of you talk to spam callers?
How many of you impersonate a law enforcement 'officer'?
How many of you provide a fake badge number, to go along with impersonating a law enforcement officer?
How many of you post a video of yourself on YouTube talking to a spam caller, identifying yourself as a law enforcement officer and, providing a fake badge number?

If you answered NO, congratulations!

You're not a paranoid delusional asshole like Slob!
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Also, 5 bonus points if you do not have a homemade sign for a fake ministry, made from letters cut from a newspaper, in your home.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
POP quiz!

How many of you listen to spam telephone calls for more than 2 seconds before hanging up?
How many of you record telephone spam calls?
How many of you record telephone calls, as a habit?
How many of you talk to spam callers?
How many of you impersonate a law enforcement 'officer'?
How many of you provide a fake badge number, to go along with impersonating a law enforcement officer?
How many of you post a video of yourself on YouTube talking to a spam caller, identifying yourself as a law enforcement officer and, providing a fake badge number?

If you answered NO, congratulations!

You're not a paranoid delusional asshole like Slob!

Also, 5 bonus points if you do not have a homemade sign for a fake ministry, made from letters cut from a newspaper, in your home.
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None of the above.
I've also never been in trouble for threatening to kill the mayor, participated in a circle jerk, or met with a bunch of hillbillies to discuss bigfeets.
 
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Long Story Short said:
None of the above.
I've also never been in trouble for threatening to kill the mayor, participated in a circle jerk, or met with a bunch of hillbillies to discuss bigfeets.
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I've never called the police on kind strangers who gave me free groceries (which I ate despite feeling threatened and endangered by their presence).
 
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Long Story Short said:
I'm actually getting a bit anxious!
Come on Bob, we know that you're being a complete moron every day.
Do share!!!
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Bob is probably busy prepping bulls for the Carroll County Fair. He's been doing it every summer since he was 10. Before you think it's akin to a job for him, Bob not only does it for free, he pays the bulls to let him prep them.
 
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Dollar Store Sentai said:
I'm personally waiting for him to be offering Gummy Blowjobs on Craigslist for donations. That's where his true fortune would lie.
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I guess if you close your eyes, it can be anyone you want, amirite? I‘ll have a go Bob for $2. Just let me rub some vaporub under my nose and I’ll be right over. At least you have experience sucking d with all of your past threesomes.
 
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Long Story Short said:
Is there anything that Bob won't do to make a few dollars?
I was looking on Craigslist today and found an ad of Bob's trying to sell his stolen cell phone.
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
Of course, being the good Christian that I am, I immediately contacted Craigslist and had his illegal phone scam stopped!!View attachment 2327861View attachment 2327866
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Slob forgot to mention he's an officer with badge #001.

Slob must be stuck in his recliner watching his buddies on TV.

Basta!
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Slob must be stuck in his recliner watching his buddies on TV.

Basta!
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2 posts on his channel since May 5!
This guy calls himself an evangelist?
What he is, is afraid of us hackers.
Bob knows damn well that we are all better than him and he's given up.

He's very frustrated because he now realizes that either his "god" doesn't exist, or he is totally ignoring him.

We won Bob! You were never a match for the hackers. We are out of your league.
Maybe it's time for you to make up a new imaginary title for yourself because you never were an evangelist, doctor, security guard, husband, storm spotter, traffic controller, college graduate, red cross volunteer, radio operator, or anything else.
ALL FAKE!!!!
Your biggest accomplishment in life was being a paperboy. A job for 12-14 year old children. Word is, you were even horrible at that!
Bob will return shortly, with his normal excuse of having been busy or doing some intense bible study.
Bring it on Bob, we will crush you!!!
 
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Willard on the Cart said:
2 posts on his channel since May 5!
This guy calls himself an evangelist?
What he is, is afraid of us hackers.
Bob knows damn well that we are all better than him and he's given up.

He's very frustrated because he now realizes that either his "god" doesn't exist, or he is totally ignoring him.

We won Bob! You were never a match for the hackers. We are out of your league.
Maybe it's time for you to make up a new imaginary title for yourself because you never were an evangelist, doctor, security guard, husband, storm spotter, traffic controller, college graduate, red cross volunteer, radio operator, or anything else.
ALL FAKE!!!!
Your biggest accomplishment in life was being a paperboy. A job for 12-14 year old children. Word is, you were even horrible at that!
Bob will return shortly, with his normal excuse of having been busy or doing some intense bible study.
Bring it on Bob, we will crush you!!!
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He might be out looking for Bigfeets, again.
 
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