Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[AnOminous]

Well, Sarkeesian tried to get a similar job but that didn't pan out because she'd lost all her credibility too. At this point, they probably understand she's more hassle than she was worth even in her prime GG days and will stay the fuck away.

That even Sarsleezian can't get this kind of gig any more shows how out of style whining about GG is. A white woman has no currency. And Anita had some limited amount of credibility. Zoe Quinn is just a fat, blowsy, poorly aging chick. There are plenty of those to suck your dick if you want it with less downside. The simps have moved on to younger social justice waifus.

Her issues are much deeper than having BPD and living in the PNW, and while most of her power is just being a Queen of the Victims, that's more than she'd ever have actually trying to improve her life.

And she still does it, but instead of getting positive attention, the general reaction is more "ok murderer."

Nintendo didn't fire her for quite a while after that was uncovered, it took at least a month if I remember correctly.

They were probably crossing their t's and dotting their i's to eliminate any possibility of litigation or even just looking bad. While you'd think the pedo shit would have crossed some line, having an unambiguous contract violation was even better. I wouldn't even be surprised if she'd already been such a BPD nutcase that they were already putting together a paper trail to get rid of her.

And even Rapp had the sense to get off social media and get her shit together. Or at least be a BPD nutjob offline.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I haven't heard of her doing fucking anything in an entire year.

 

[AnOminous]

I haven't heard of her doing fucking anything in an entire year.

She occasionally makes some dumb hot take on Twitter and is generally ignored.

 

[Imago]

I haven't heard of her doing fucking anything in an entire year.

She did get into Tabletop Gaming by joining forces with fellow lolcow Daniel Fox, so she must be fucking someone.

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It's a dark fantasy campaign setting for the Zweihander RPG. Itself a clone of Warhammer Fantasy. Zoe repeats her habit of showing up a year late for every popular trend. I don't think she will do anything meaningful here, but if this game takes off expect Zoe to take full credit.

Spoiler: Off topic

Zoe has a delusional stalker called Jake "The Gnome " Alley who considers himself a serous game designer. Jake's Sanity has been on the downslope for some time and I've been wondering if he knows about this project. Seeing Zoe getting opportunities that he feels entitled to must twist his beard. If this takes off and Zoe starts getting traction in the TTRPG scene the meltdown will be spectacular.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It's hard to understate how much of a prick Dan is. It's nothing short of an act of Satan that GW didnt sue him for actual plagerism, probably due the last two lawsuits they tried being a shit show. I'm sure him and Zoe will be very happy together since they're both big on fucking nerds out of money and internet skullduggery.

Their's a guy I game with who just gives zweilader on pdf to anyone he interacts with at the slightest opportunity.

 

[Wargarbl]

Allison Rapp?

Ali was a fun cow to follow. Unlike her fellow cuntcows like Chelsea and Becky Gerber, whenever Ali did something stupid, it seemed to backfire on her pretty damn quick.

As others may have pointed out, she lost her Nintendo job, lost her pet cuck, got humbled in the lewds business (she thought she was selling "art", then her fans outright told her what they really wanted was hardcore porn, lol), got dumped by the new boyfriend she kept bragging about, and got stalked by the creeps she was baiting on Patreon. There's plenty more, and she was quick to whine about her L's on social media for our amusement. She wasn't rich like Becky nor had she scored a nest egg scamming like Chelsea, so she had legit money issues pretty often as well.

She also seemed a little smarter and more self aware than most cows, and eventually understood she was ruining her life on social media. She peaced out and hasn't returned for years, at least not noticeably. Well played by her.

The irritating part about cows like Chelsea and Becky is that they never have any bad outcomes, at least until Chelsea basically murdered a guy. Even then, the only thing Chelsea lost was her blog-fag defense force. She's still merrily shit-posting, presumably into the void since she's a non-entity now.

 

[Dynamic]

She did get into Tabletop Gaming by joining forces with fellow lolcow Daniel Fox, so she must be fucking someone.

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It's a dark fantasy campaign setting for the Zweihander RPG. Itself a clone of Warhammer Fantasy. Zoe repeats her habit of showing up a year late for every popular trend. I don't think she will do anything meaningful here, but if this game takes off expect Zoe to take full credit.

Spoiler: Off topic

Zoe has a delusional stalker called Jake "The Gnome " Alley who considers himself a serous game designer. Jake's Sanity has been on the downslope for some time and I've been wondering if he knows about this project. Seeing Zoe getting opportunities that he feels entitled to must twist his beard. If this takes off and Zoe starts getting traction in the TTRPG scene the meltdown will be spectacular.

Tabletop RPGs are the new hunting ground for talentless hacks. Any idiot can write some bad fluff and get their name on a book. The tabletop community thread often comments on how shitty everyone making stuff is and how everything modern should be ignored for better earlier versions because of it. You should expect the aged out whores to move to tabletop where the guys have lower standards and a body count as high as Zoes is acceptable as long as she has a hole between her legs (and many will take a dick out of desperation too).

It would be interesting to find out how she got all these connections. Does she throw shit at the wall until it sticks with some idiot she e-mailed or is she going to every event possible and taking a load from whoevers lonely and up the chain from the janitor?

 

[Wargarbl]

Tabletop RPGs are the new hunting ground for talentless hacks. Any idiot can write some bad fluff and get their name on a book. The tabletop community thread often comments on how shitty everyone making stuff is and how everything modern should be ignored for better earlier versions because of it. You should expect the aged out whores to move to tabletop where the guys have lower standards and a body count as high as Zoes is acceptable as long as she has a hole between her legs (and many will take a dick out of desperation too).

It would be interesting to find out how she got all these connections. Does she throw shit at the wall until it sticks with some idiot she e-mailed or is she going to every event possible and taking a load from whoevers lonely and up the chain from the janitor?

Her MO went something like this:
- Target some "creative" endeavor (indie games, narrative writing, etc)
- Start sniffing around online communities for marks working in her chosen niche
- Flirt with marks until one takes an interest
- Get a one way ticket to the mark's city
- Either live with the mark or spend as much time as possible around them
- Give a half-assed, high level idea for a project
- Placate the mark with sex, while contributing as little work as possible. Examples of "work" include: writing a couple of dialog examples, doing crafts in the theme of the idea
- If the mark drops the project, put them on your revenge list (<-- how Alec got suicided)
- If the mark goes along, disappear with the product and take 100% of the credit for your 1% contribution (<-- how Depression Quest got made)
- Repeat process, preferably in a new city where the community isn't familiar with her

Once she got her lucky break in the Five Guys incident, she no longer had to be discreet about contributing nothing and taking 100% credit, because she had a misinformation army to slander any opposition.

 

[FATTESTCUNT]

I recall there being more than just the paper she wrote. She was very vocal about it on social media and there were rumours of more than that. Nintendo didn't fire her for quite a while after that was uncovered, it took at least a month if I remember correctly.

I don't know about you but I don't consider a pedophile going quietly into the night to be a happy ending. Weev had a point when he said it's better to have the SJWs screaming than quietly infiltrating and corrupting things unseen.

I remember her arguing that possession of actual child porn, not just written fantasises or drawings, should be legal. She once tweeted out in defence of a guy that had been arrested for being in possession of a bunch of DVDs packed full of kiddie porn.

She also had an Amazon wishlist and she would send people lewd pics in return for buying her gifts from that. A couple of the pics I saw had Nintendo's products in them, such as one where she was lying on a bed in see-through panties playing a 3DS.

Then there's the escorting, which she tried to play off as her just having a "second job".

There was never concrete evidence that she was a paedo herself, although obviously, someone arguing about lowering the age of the consent and saying that possessing child porn should be legal is going to set off alarm bells. I got Peter Bright vibes from some of the shit she said.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Alison Rapp’s thread here is a classic if you ever have the time to check it out: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alison-rapp-maria-mint-123grapeman.18002/

It would be interesting to find out how she got all these connections. Does she throw shit at the wall until it sticks with some idiot she e-mailed or is she going to every event possible and taking a load from whoevers lonely and up the chain from the janitor?

I agree with @Wargarbl but she is also best known as the woke damsel in distress who was this amazing ideas person until muh soggy knees took that away from her. So she gloms onto these woke communities who remember who she is and latches onto them. Vidya, comics, and tabletop RPGs are poisoned by wokeness so she will find simps willing to take her on.

 

[Stinkyboy]

There was no child grooming, just she wrote an essay for her degree about the age of consent. They did care about the prostitution - anti-GG types wanted to make her firing all about 'Nintendo bowing to the GG bullies' because Rapp had been SJWing it up in her role, but it was 99% likely that it was because they found out she escorted on the side. I suspect Jake, her husband, kept his job even though he was also revealed to have an escort page, but then he was just in the coffee shop in the foyer of the building rather than working for Nintendo itself.

When they married, Jake took her name - I'd presume he's changed it back now they're divorced. The presumption was that Allison, as the BPD nutcase in the relationship, forced Jake to do all these things; she certainly seemed like the driving force behind a lot of their decisions, including the ones that got them noticed on the Farms. Unlike most cow stories, though, there was a happy ending; when they split up, Jake went with his girlfriend and moved on from 'the weird life', and while Allison spent a couple of years dipping into posting lewds and nudes online, eventually she got offline, likely moved back to her hometown, and hasn't drawn any attention since.

Neither of these are options for Zoe. She's too unstable, and there's a verrrry long pattern of her being a user and abuser addicted to manufacturing drama with herself as the innocent victim in the middle of it. She has never shown any desire to change, any inclination to stop using people, or any effort to do much more than manipulate and lie the groups around her. Her issues are much deeper than having BPD and living in the PNW, and while most of her power is just being a Queen of the Victims, that's more than she'd ever have actually trying to improve her life.

tl;dr: Some cows do get better. As long as people write articles about GamerGate and blaming it for everything wrong in the world, though, Zoe never will, because it's her one connection to relevance and she will never let go, no matter how much she protests otherwise.

There was child grooming
Youre wrong

 

[proteus4994]

Jesus Christ, I followed the Ali Rapp thread, there was no child grooming, just a pair of young people who made a lot of terrible choices and had bad, immature opinions about shit they didn’t understand. Ali and Jake were morons, not child molesters. Stop making shit up.

 

[Water-T]

When they married, Jake took her name - I'd presume he's changed it back now they're divorced. The presumption was that Allison, as the BPD nutcase in the relationship, forced Jake to do all these things; she certainly seemed like the driving force behind a lot of their decisions, including the ones that got them noticed on the Farms. Unlike most cow stories, though, there was a happy ending; when they split up, Jake went with his girlfriend and moved on from 'the weird life', and while Allison spent a couple of years dipping into posting lewds and nudes online, eventually she got offline, likely moved back to her hometown, and hasn't drawn any attention since.

Last I checked, Alison snagged herself a Korean dude on the fast track to a high paying job in law. Dude started getting spooked because she was drawing attention to him, which could have derailed his career. Not wanting to lose her meal ticket out of sitting in a hovel surrounded by her Dotito farts, Ali made the first smart move in her life and GTFO the internet.

In highsight, now knowing that Koreans go nuts for chicks with Dorito chins and eye bags, I realize that she was posting those dumbselfies in an attempt to lure in a well-off gook boyfriend so she didn't have to flash her vag for pennies anymore.

I raise my glass to Alison Rapp, possibly the first LOLcow to un-LOLcow themselves.

The Anti-Zoe, if you will

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Alison actually lost her azn boyfriend. Then she tried continuing living the weird life just a little bit longer before packing up and going back to Minnesota. Her current residence can be found with one of the various internet scrapers out there.

Probably the best outcome though. She really could no longer afford Seattle and there was nothing actually keeping her there because the weird life she was so obsessed about just put her into a spiral of further depression, anxiety, and tootin’ rn.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Then she tried continuing living the weird life just a little bit longer

And what a wonderful spectacle it was. Tooterdämmerung.

 

[ShoFuKan]

Her MO

I'm just digging through Alec's case again, because I'm curious as it'll be 3 years soon.
So, Alec was accused of by Zoe who came forward after Jeremy Soule got accused (He's denied and no charges have been filed years later, so those are BS as well. He's barely done any work since 2019 either). Zoe accused Alec of flying her out to Winnapeg, sex abuse blah blah she's a lying bitch.
What really happened was her MO, she flew there, probably entered a relationship with Alec seeing how talented he was and started abusing him. The thing is with Eron he had a way out and wrote a blog post about it which sparked off GG, Alec was backed into a corner, cut off from his "friends" and work colleges, dumped by his studio and just couldn't take it any more. And then the grandstanding over his death began. His former co-worker Derek Yu dumps him without giving him the time of day, Evidence comes forward of Zoe's actual abusive tweets and even his sister uses his death to virtual signal because she's a research fellow putting out papers. The only one to defend him in all this was Jenna Sharpe, VA of Naija in Aquaria and probably a friend to Alec. The tweets have since been deleted but I just wanted it noted she at least tried to defend his name when others were pissing on his grave.

I dredge all this up because I want Alec to be a person, not just a name on Zoe's kill list. I want to remember that Aquaria is what made not just Alec's career but also Derek's and they both submitted it to the 2007 IGF festival where it won an award, got promoted in one of the first humble bundles and the steamspy statistics for it said it's sold between 200k to 500k on that platform along. I wanna remember the music Alec made not just for Aquaria but for other games, he had talent and wanted to share it. He worked for 2 years with Derek on Aquaria and got validation for it. I didn't play a Night in the Woods because he was leaning into modern politics but still, he was talented.

So for all my rambling I just wanted to write down a few things and get my thoughts in order. When witchhunts like this kill people, I want to remember the person before they become used as ammunition in the never ending battle of Red vs Blue. I want to know what lead up to their deaths and what they've left behind, why such a transgression on social media cause such righteous hate in the blind that results in a person turning the sword on themselves. Once I can find the logic in it, even in such an emotional whirlwind, you can clarify what happened, grieve and then eventually compartmentalize what happened.

So yeah, Just wanted to write this. Alec deserved better than that's all I've really got left to say. I think there are lessons to be learned from here and August Ame's death but twitter sure as hell don't want to learn them.

 

[DumbDude42]

I'm skeptical. I don't think Microsoft or Google believe she's at fault for Alec's death and would hire her in a second because she's THE Zoe Quinn.

being THE Zoe Quinn is a liability, not an asset.
even if you disregard the holowka shit, she's radioactive. she's been in the spotlight for some 7 years, and what has she done during that time?

>a cringe html "game" that is objectively garbage
>some cringe comic books that didn't sell
>her cringe autobiography that didn't sell either
>nude photo sets from that amateur soft porn website she modeled for back in the day
>a kickstarter scam

the first four could theoretically be brushed off as "well at least she tried" "there was an attempt" etc, but a history of abusing crowdfunding for scamming people is a really bad look even to the most progressive people on the planet.

 

[AnOminous]

So yeah, Just wanted to write this. Alec deserved better than that's all I've really got left to say. I think there are lessons to be learned from here and August Ame's death but twitter sure as hell don't want to learn them.

Chelsea just had really bad timing. Alec was basically already on the footstool with a noose around his neck and this cunt kicked it out from under him. However, anyone who knew Alec knew he was pretty emotionally fragile and this could be the result of doing something like this. This cunt chose to do it for attention anyway. The predictable resulted.

Chelsea may not legally be a murderer, but she is the moral equivalent of one.

She is an absolutely vile human being.

 

[Mister Mint]

being THE Zoe Quinn is a liability, not an asset.
even if you disregard the holowka shit, she's radioactive. she's been in the spotlight for some 7 years, and what has she done during that time?

>a cringe html "game" that is objectively garbage
>some cringe comic books that didn't sell
>her cringe autobiography that didn't sell either
>nude photo sets from that amateur soft porn website she modeled for back in the day
>a kickstarter scam

the first four could theoretically be brushed off as "well at least she tried" "there was an attempt" etc, but a history of abusing crowdfunding for scamming people is a really bad look even to the most progressive people on the planet.

At this point I'm sure the major companies surely want nothing to do with her. Her already questionable star has burned out leaving just a nutcase BPD husk behind. Let alone the fact that THE Zoe Quinn is unknown by 99% of the population and regarded with revulsion by the majority of the remaining 1%.
If a company wants a woke figurehead they're still gonna want to play it safe and hire someone that doesn't have so many skeletons in their closet.

 

[Super Guido]

being THE Zoe Quinn is a liability, not an asset.
even if you disregard the holowka shit, she's radioactive. she's been in the spotlight for some 7 years, and what has she done during that time?

>a cringe html "game" that is objectively garbage
>some cringe comic books that didn't sell
>her cringe autobiography that didn't sell either
>nude photo sets from that amateur soft porn website she modeled for back in the day
>a kickstarter scam

the first four could theoretically be brushed off as "well at least she tried" "there was an attempt" etc, but a history of abusing crowdfunding for scamming people is a really bad look even to the most progressive people on the planet.

Did you forget the Rebel Game Jam where all the money went to her personal account and she spent it all on herself, or am I just being a dumbass again?

After that little stunt, I'm not sure why anyone who isn't in the "low standards and absolutely horny" category would support her. I know there's the whole Sunk Cost thing, but this was relatively early on. I think it was around the same time the GG Indie Game Jam was going on?