DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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It's nothing more than a new sales pitch that he's trying out. But there's something about Phil that a lot of people here have observed over the years: that he tends to start believing his own bullshit.

Sooner or later, the day is going to come when he's sleepwalking through a kid's game on normal difficulty for two hours, glances over at his chat and sees that they're engaged in a conversation amongst themselves about music or anime or whatever else, looks at his paypal and sees that he's only made three dollars, and he's going to get angry that the "silent majority" that he's convinced is out there hasn't stepped up and given him the positive support he deserves. He'll beg his chat for money and then melt down and scream in rage when they laugh at him. He'll log off and try to take his mind off things by playing WWE Champions, but then run out of money before he succeeds in pulling the card he really wanted. He'll angrily eat the bland frozen dinner his roommate heated up earlier, drink himself into a stupor, and rant on twitter before falling asleep. Then the next day he gets to do this all over again, watching and waiting for the silent majority to heed his call and give him the money he's entitled to for all the hard work he does for them.

It will be a beautiful, beautiful day.
That day is about here. Don't let the drama of the last 36 hours fool anybody. The douche bag and his community thrives off of drama. OiC loves to see the Farm "punch the air" whenever he blasts money all over Phil's patchy beard but those big days are happening less and less for Phil. Want proof? The D V3 stream from just the night before. He did literally everything you described and it was amazing. Drama is the only thing that pushes Phil forward and the avenues he has left are getting fewer and fewer.
 
That day is about here. Don't let the drama of the last 36 hours fool anybody. The douche bag and his community thrives off of drama. OiC loves to see the Farm "punch the air" whenever he blasts money all over Phil's patchy beard but those big days are happening less and less for Phil. Want proof? The D V3 stream from just the night before. He did literally everything you described and it was amazing. Drama is the only thing that pushes Phil forward and the avenues he has left are getting fewer and fewer.
The only thing that can save Phil and his sinking ship is to overhaul everything, but Phil is a narcissist and will refuse to change. He's a stubborn pigroach, and that will sink him even further than he has been sinking already.
 
30 minutes into the stream and we are already at Begcon1. Tonight's stream could be a fun watch, He just said if he gets a zero stream it will negate all of the positivity from the last few days. PastryCuck is MIA for now.
Here before the incoming "All, we are having fun the on Daganrompa stream and enjoying the chill interaction. HOWEVER, contributions have been extremely low" tweet.
 
DSP is two feet in the grave being kept afloat by necromancers my friend, no amount of apologizing or hard work will save him now his career is deceased and walking. It doesn't help that the most creative thing he's managed to come up with on his own is eating more than one food infront of his audience and talking, instead of eating a singular item.
 
The silent majority shtick isn’t necessarily new; it’s been one of his standard copes for a while now. It allows him to say he doesn’t want a new audience and pretend that he has a broad base of financial support (in contradiction of the reality of every stream)
The silent majority and this year people’s opinions of me really turned around are his two go to excuses to cope with 99% of the internet thinking he’s a loser.

one year was really bad, he concocted a whole story from someone else’s mouth. He said they said “phil I admit I only knew you from troll videos, and one day I actually went to your stream and found out wow, you’re actually a pretty cool guy. I’m not gonna keep watching you, but respect you a whole lot more now”

not a direct quote because it’s been like two years, but that’s basically what he said, and he said this happens a ton every year lmao
 
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This Donganranpa game really brings out PURE AUTISM with Phil.

He acts like he's Einstein when solving anime Scooby-Doo levels of mystery.

"YOOO DOOD, I KNEW THAT WASNT A REAL MUMMY. IT WAS TOTALLY THE SHADY GUY AT THE BEGINNING, I KNEW IT GUYS".
I've never seen anything like it. A character comes out and says really sarcastically (obviously not the finale of the game) "You got me guys! Gee shucks! I really am the murderer!"

Phil: "Hmmm... Something's not right here... I'm not sure that guy is the murderer... this doesn't make sense...."

But then again this is the man who thought he was a genius for "figuring out" that Bugsnax was a "mature" game after watching a trailer that ends with sinister music and a monster. A regular Columbo.
 
Autistic project for someone. Use pigpiggo to track 'i just need tips to get through this week/month' and make a compilation of him saying it year after year (with dates on screen of each clip).

Not only will it blow open that lie, it will show how limited his begging vocabulary is
I've already written one doctoral dissertation I'm not up for that amount of work again.
 
LOL Pastryarchy is so fucking whipped. He's at the airport travelling right now but showed up just to tip before leaving the stream. Does any other streamer elicit such bizarre behavior? Who thinks to themselves: "Oh X is streaming right now and even though I'm not watching, I better give them $50 before I get on this plane."
 
I've never seen anything like it. A character comes out and says really sarcastically (obviously not the finale of the game) "You got me guys! Gee shucks! I really am the murderer!"

Phil: "Hmmm... Something's not right here... I'm not sure that guy is the murderer... this doesn't make sense...."

But then again this is the man who thought he was a genius for "figuring out" that Bugsnax was a "mature" game after watching a trailer that ends with sinister music and a monster. A regular Columbo.
It's obvious that Phil spoiled the game for himself, at least the ending, because he feels the need to play dumb for no reason.
Any normal person would say "I bet the whole thing's just a game show."
Phil, on the other hand, has to be like "Now it LOOKS LIKE, from all the certain phrases they're using like 'ENTERTAINMENT VALUE', that this is a game show OF SOME KIND, I'm not really sure, that's what we need to find out..."
 
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