DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sender]

Well, since you asked...
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Whoever said his daily gin intake is 750ml was

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Why is it so hard to believe that xbox really was given to him? It seems just as likely someone did it to enjoy the melt here than DSP actually putting in the work to find and buy one himself and then lie about it.

The fact that we're supposed to believe someone bought one, decided their PC was more powerful, left it laying there sealed for 8 months, didn't sell it even though they could have done for a profit, then decided to give it to Phil for free, including paying for shipping. 48 hours after he raised $900 in his marathon.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Well, since you asked...
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It's amazing that he can somehow create some of the most punchable tweets imaginable.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The fact that we're supposed to believe someone bought one, decided their PC was more powerful, left it laying there sealed for 8 months, didn't sell it even though they could have done for a profit, then decided to give it to Phil for free, including paying for shipping. 48 hours after he raised $900 in his marathon.

That's just as believable to me as a handful of retarded children giving him thousands in donations each week yet that's happening.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Watching the Xbox fundraiser was one of the most despicable things I have seen the king of gout do in a while. Like how many times are the same wheelchairs going to get their tugboats yanked by Phil? What is the appeal of his content beyond just laughing at how ridiculous he is at this stage? Like if I wanted to watch a drunk circus clown try to set up an Xbox, then maybe there might be some appeal. But Phil has managed to not even make that metric.

I don't feel bad for the people that keep getting grifted, they get what they fucking deserve by sticking around at this stage. These are the moments why Phil deserves his own chuck of the Farms, because of how unbelievable some of his stunts are. Does a 1000 dollar beg a thon claiming it is for his mortgage. Then turns around and buys an Xbox. Why the fuck didn't he just do a fundraiser for the Xbox? Why is he so ass backwards when it comes to these simple things, the fucking whales would of gave him the money irregardless.

 

[Sender]

Why is it so hard to believe that xbox really was given to him? It seems just as likely someone did it to enjoy the melt here than DSP actually putting in the work to find and buy one himself and then lie about it.

I fully believe one of his fans would send him a brand new Series X, and I fully believe he's enough of a scumbag to buy it himself and be lying about it. One weighs a little heavier than the other given the timing, imo, and makes more sense with Phil's history of scamming and outright and obvious lying. His demeanor on stream also was a give away. Way too many explanations and distractions as well. He's good at lying.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why is it so hard to believe that xbox really was given to him? It seems just as likely someone did it to enjoy the melt here than DSP actually putting in the work to find and buy one himself and then lie about it.

If he didn't make up that retarded convoluted story about all the minute and retarded details as to why a fan sent it to him I'd be inclined to agree, but making up wild stories are a mark of a shit liar. If he just said "a fan donated it to me behind da scenes who wishes to remain anonymous!" and left it at that I could've gone either way, but he didn't.

 

[Dashi112]

If he didn't make up that retarded convoluted story about all the minute and retarded details as to why a fan sent it to him I'd be inclined to agree, but making up wild stories are a mark of a shit liar. If he just said "a fan donated it to me behind da scenes who wishes to remain anonymous!" and left it at that I could've gone either way, but he didn't.

the elephant story was just....wtf, no need.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I fully believe one of his fans would send him a brand new Series X, and I fully believe he's enough of a scumbag to buy it himself and be lying about it. One weighs a little heavier than the other given the timing, imo, and makes more sense with Phil's history of scamming and outright and obvious lying. His demeanor on stream also was a give away. Way too many explanations and distractions as well. He's good at lying.

If it was something that you could easily buy I could see it happening, but we're expected to believe someone left it laying around for 8 months. Plus he accidentally talked about the console he bought before going bug-eyed and correcting himself.

 

[Stationary Tevin]

Now maybe I'm just being mentally ill here but the main reason I think he bought the xbox himself is actually pretty simple. When he's lying about something big he makes a mental note to correct himself, and he did just that during the stream when he revealed the xbox. On the stream he said "When I buy a new xbox" and he made a conscious decision to correct himself there saying a fan bought it for him in this case, sure it's a bit absurd but he does it almost every time he's actually lying about something that he's afraid could break the pignosis.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Whoever said his daily gin intake is 750ml was

lol yeah I threw out a question yesterday asking people how much they think he drinks. I'm in the 750ml or more in day club. That tweet was so retarded...I mean I saw what he was doing but it made no sense.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I fully believe one of his fans would send him a brand new Series X, and I fully believe he's enough of a scumbag to buy it himself and be lying about it. One weighs a little heavier than the other given the timing, imo, and makes more sense with Phil's history of scamming and outright and obvious lying. His demeanor on stream also was a give away. Way too many explanations and distractions as well. He's good at lying.

He's actually really bad at lying. Like, really, really bad. His body language is that of a liar, his eyes rocket all over the place, he often gets entangled in his lies, and generally, he's lost in the sauce most of the time.

The problem is, you really can't challenge anything he says.

Call him out in chat? Get the lean-in manual snort
Twitter? Blocked.
Make a response video? Ignored.

There have been people like Tevin who would call him out in the span of years, still, he doesn't acknowledge anything.

That pseudo-interview with the fatass cuck The Quartering was the closest thing we'll ever come to anyone challenging DSP to back up what he says.

His voice is the only one you hear in the stream, the stories of 'people' he interacts with are told only through his perspective (and we all know how much DSP embellishes what peepul say), stories of what happens behind the scenes are exclusively limited to what he says.

And somehow people still trust him enough to buy him stuff and help him out financially.

A man who has been caught blatantly lying about things that are on video, many many times. One of the latest examples is his "10 year plan" retcon, an absolute lie.

He's also a man who considers that he doesn't owe the people who finance him any transparency whatsoever. The dudes that have been bankrolling his pathetic lifestyle for over a decade don't get to know anything.

WHY I NEED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A MONTH? SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LAME BRAINED PIECE OF DUMB FUCKING SHIT, IT'S BILLS, I JUST NEED THE POSITIVITY DAHLERS AND THE CHILL.

However, the pahsitive aspect of all of this is that he's basically done. There is no comprehensible way Dark can grow his presence on youtube. He refuses to do any grind whatsoever, his fanbase is dwindling and he needs more money than ever (which is a thing that happens quite frequently). He looks mentally finished, tired, lashes out at the few people who throw him some change every once in a while, he's forced to be a bitch to people like OIC, who humiliate him on his own stream for some spare change.

Surprisingly, his business plan of "just give me money so I can exist" is pretty trash and not scaleable. Patreon will go up, then down as time goes by. We'll be seeing many many more slow nights and begging tweets, lashing out at chat, bans and so on...

And what about his plan? To inherit everything when his old folks die?

OK.

That's fine. By the time that happens, DSP will be a broken old sack of shit. He's currently a 39 going on 54, with every medical condition in the book. He spent the best time of his life living day-to-day like an indebted drug pusher, begging like a dog, uncertain about anything in his life. With zero social or physical activity, he has wasted away his only life (remember, this is not a vidya) on shitty fast food, buying statues, and being toxic. And everyone knows. So by the time he reaches that point of his life, when he doesn't have to humiliate himself for a dollar, the only thing left for him to do is roll over and die.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm just sooooo salty that Phil only made half of his tips goal with half of that coming from one person.

Definitely not a sign of a channel in trouble. Nope, definitely not.

You don't see all the 'silent majority' tips on screen? They're up there in the black font. It's tens of thousands!

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He's the rhesus monkey of the internet wiping his aunt's genes over anyone in earshot.

Something has been on my mind a lot about, DSP. How mentally unwell he must be to quite literally make up people in his head and talk to them -using the term talk loosely- on stream when he looks directly at his camera. Case in point. Buys himself the new xbox literally days after raising a ton of money, then goes on camera to thank this made up person or when he gets multiple tips from whales and their sock accounts and thanks them as if they are individual people. Another thing, DSP does is he adds his own vocabulary to the words of people he comes across for example, Phil uses the word malicious more than any person I have ever seen. Malicious trolls. Phil is very mentally unwell in my opinion, years of isolation that has been documented by him showcases this.

It's the only way he can comfort himself so he doesn't cry himself to sleep again.

Why is it so hard to believe that xbox really was given to him? It seems just as likely someone did it to enjoy the melt here than DSP actually putting in the work to find and buy one himself and then lie about it.

Occam's razor

 

[Sender]

lol yeah I threw out a question yesterday asking people how much they think he drinks. I'm in the 750ml or more in day club. That tweet was so retarded...I mean I saw what he was doing but it made no sense.

I really can't imagine him being able to fall asleep without several drinks at this point.

He's actually really bad at lying. Like, really, really bad. His body language is that of a liar, his eyes rocket all over the place, he often gets entangled in his lies, and generally, he's lost in the sauce most of the time.

The problem is, you really can't challenge anything he says.

Call him out in chat? Get the lean-in manual snort
Twitter? Blocked.
Make a response video? Ignored.

There have been people like Tevin who would call him out in the span of years, still, he doesn't acknowledge anything.

That pseudo-interview with the fatass cuck The Quartering was the closest thing we'll ever come to anyone challenging DSP to back up what he says.

His voice is the only one you hear in the stream, the stories of 'people' he interacts with are told only through his perspective (and we all know how much DSP embellishes what peepul say), stories of what happens behind the scenes are exclusively limited to what he says.

And somehow people still trust him enough to buy him stuff and help him out financially.

A man who has been caught blatantly lying about things that are on video, many many times. One of the latest examples is his "10 year plan" retcon, an absolute lie.

He's also a man who considers that he doesn't owe the people who finance him any transparency whatsoever. The dudes that have been bankrolling his pathetic lifestyle for over a decade don't get to know anything.




However, the pahsitive aspect of all of this is that he's basically done. There is no comprehensible way Dark can grow his presence on youtube. He refuses to do any grind whatsoever, his fanbase is dwindling and he needs more money than ever (which is a thing that happens quite frequently). He looks mentally finished, tired, lashes out at the few people who throw him some change every once in a while, he's forced to be a bitch to people like OIC, who humiliate him on his own stream for some spare change.

Surprisingly, his business plan of "just give me money so I can exist" is pretty trash and not scaleable. Patreon will go up, then down as time goes by. We'll be seeing many many more slow nights and begging tweets, lashing out at chat, bans and so on...

And what about his plan? To inherit everything when his old folks die?

OK.

That's fine. By the time that happens, DSP will be a broken old sack of shit. He's currently a 39 going on 54, with every medical condition in the book. He spent the best time of his life living day-to-day like an indebted drug pusher, begging like a dog, uncertain about anything in his life. With zero social or physical activity, he has wasted away his only life (remember, this is not a vidya) on shitty fast food, buying statues, and being toxic. And everyone knows. So by the time he reaches that point of his life, when he doesn't have to humiliate himself for a dollar, the only thing left for him to do is roll over and die.

Spot on. You know those cult member saving people that abduct someone for 2 weeks to a remote cabin to un-brainwash them? I think they would get nowhere confronting him on just one lie, they'd probably become mad themselves with all his spinning and deflecting and fence sitting.

I just wanted to add that I was sarcastic:

 

[strandedcastaway]

The latest Danganronpa V3 stream was more of the typical stream before the Xbox reveal. The first tip of the night was a $10 dollar tip by CyberChimera at 44:36. This is followed by an $11 tip from Ozzy at 54:15. RomneyRO comes in with a $4.20 tip at 1:04:09. At 1:40:00, Phil goes into a subtle beg segment followed by a $50 dollar tip by the Pastyarchy. I do believe that this is really a coincidence. At around 1:42:00, Phil gets a $2 tip. At 1:44:44, Ozzy tips another $5. Phil doesn't get another tip until 2:14:42 where he gets a $1.30 tip from Sonic. At 2:17:25, Ian Brian Anderson tips $10. Ian Brian tips another $7 to hit $100 for the night at 2:23:36.

Breakdown is as follows:
Pastyarchy - 50%
Ian Brian - 17%
Ozzy - 15%
CyberChimera - 10%
Other small tips - 8%

Once again, the stream is carried by one person, and if it weren't for him, Phil would only have $50 for the night. While there's no pattern yet, I believe that the Xbox reveal was a fluke, and I think we'll be heading to our usual pattern soon.

Phil raised $100 in tips with 7 people, giving a contribution ratio of $14. Whether that's high or not I'm not yet ready to say. I'll have to see how the trend goes.

Also of note is that Phil gained one member tonight. Similar to other new members that I've seen recently, this guy has a really small channel with only two videos. I do not believe that the new members are socks at all, but rather small Youtube channels.

The problem with breakdowns like this is that it ignores all of the $300 and $500 streams that balance out the slow nights. Even after losing his partnership he's still on a pace to earn well over $100,000 this year. It's logical to expect someone giving Phil $10,000 of that money would wise up eventually, but to get in that position in the first place they're not likely someone who understands logic.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I really can't imagine him being able to fall asleep without several drinks at this point.


Spot on. You know those cult member saving people that abduct someone for 2 weeks to a remote cabin to un-brainwash them? I think they would get nowhere confronting him on just one lie, they'd probably become mad themselves with all his spinning and deflecting and fence sitting.

I just wanted to add that I was sarcastic:

With the drinking he has a lot going in his favor to continue and drink more than most. He hasn't had a real job in about 11 years, his "business" allows him to drink because his "job" is a joke, and He really never leaves the house so he could be drunk at any point of the day. He's starting to show the level of an alcoholic he is especially since coming back to YT. He seems drunk more often on stream now. I bet he falls asleep on the couch with Champions on his phone and his cup of gin spilled on the carpet.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Why is it so hard to believe that xbox really was given to him? It seems just as likely someone did it to enjoy the melt here than DSP actually putting in the work to find and buy one himself and then lie about it.

Not saying it's impossible, I mean phil is the perfect example of "who's more foolish the fool or the fool that follows him" but he's a bad liar who can't keep his stories straight.

Claimed he didn't say anything because few people were trolling him behind the scenes and didn't want to get his hopes up, this narrative has changed already a lot of people were trolling him and a few people he knew he could trust offered him an xbox.

Yet he did say a few times that if he hit the member goal he would maybe do his marathon where he played games on XBGP, how if he didn't have an xbox and as he himself said didn't know if the one that was coming was even real would he do this?

Didn't pay for shipping but knows for sure it was $50?

he slipped up a few times saying he paid for it, his little spiel yesterday about how people who got consoles for free just kissed the console's ass but people who paid for them told the truth, then how he's going to give his honest take on it...which, I mean by his own logic he just admitted he paid for it.

his out there story about how a fan donated it with some stupid story about elephants, was what conmen do, they talk in circles with these elborate stories in an attempt to convince people of their con so they don't question it. Like verbal sleight of hand, just phil is an idiot and bad at it so he only gets dumber people, which even that I'm beginning to think it's more people who are as desperate for any attention as phil is and just donate cause it gets the detractor community talking about what sock account this is.

Which the biggest tell is, yes he's dumb but he's also extremely paranoid...in reality. So he kept quiet about it cause he didn't know what was coming yet he was ok with some rando sending him a package which could have been another cardboard dick? He was so hush hush about it till it was about to be delivered where he still wouldn't know what was being delivered, UPS doesn't open the box and tell you what's inside. If he really didn't know what it was or if it worked he would have waited till it was set up and then revealed it, he so paranoid he wouldn't chance getting made an ass out of live on stream with a bricked system or a troll package.

He also tweeted there was a surprise then tweeted there might be a surprise he doesn't know it could be nothing.

It's possible, sure, but there's a lot of things that point to him lying his ass off about it.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Well, since you asked...
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So Phil wants a Smash Bros clone to feature characters from a bunch of live-action shows, two of which are game shows and one a variety/talk show? Hey Phil, name one memorable character from any of these shows.

 

[Preferred Penne]

So Phil wants a Smash Bros clone to feature characters from a bunch of live-action shows, two of which are game shows and one a variety/talk show? Hey Phil, name one memorable character from any of these shows.

No, he's just trying to be clever and go viral.

Neither of which is possible.

 

[Paladin Derich]

A really memorable last few days of PigRoach content. I can't decide between him lying about doing push-ups, or him berating Microsoft for not hiding the codes because he is streaming, as my favorite moment. The faking push-ups then getting super toxic was an amazing moment though I just don't think it's gonna get topped any time soon.

I'm betting that he did pushups on his knees. I sincerely doubt those atrophied arms can hold up all that pork.