Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[SmugDruggler]

He’s currently giving a play by play of his thought process for this “banger tweet” (his own words) and how badass his day has been on Twitch. Cat is also totally sitting on his keyboard again guyz lololol

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

The recently-announced game, Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl.

Thanks.

He’s currently giving a play by play of his thought process for this “banger tweet” (his own words) and how badass his day has been on Twitch. Cat is also totally sitting on his keyboard again guyz lololol

Apparently also while playing 3 randomizers at the same time. His brain can't handle one at a time- so it's only a matter of minutes before everything crashes.

 

[Dick Pooman]

This already happened when pewdiepie made a video about him, he made a video addressing it and got 100k+ views and tried to parlay it into more views for his autistic phoenix wright readthroughs. Those all got about 500 views afterwards so yea he'll run it dry within 2 days

I feel a bit bad for him. His stream tonight had the same number of views and the same three or four people in chat that he usually has. Seems like there was no viral bump to be had this time.

 

[Peko]

Jesus I know most people on this board must hate having DSP brought up since his thread is already at 8500 pages but damn does this reek of a Phil situation. Get one tweet that gets popular outside his bubble and suddenly thinks this is the turning point in his life. People are going to give him a chance and think he's somebody now! His little gremlin heart is gonna shatter when his twitch subs doesn't double to 20

 

[BrainSand63]

Theoretically speaking, karaoke is a GREAT way to meet new people. I'm a singer myself. If you have a good voice, girls will want to talk to you. Guys will compliment how great you did doing a cover of said song.

Only problem with this is Chibi's voice sounds like you take keys, screwdrivers and nails, shove them into your ears and rotate them.

My problem isn’t with karaoke, I can understand that, especially drunk karaoke is always fun at a bar. But videogame music karaoke? That sounds like a disaster for everyone, especially someone as socially inept as Chibi

 

[Dick Pooman]

My problem isn’t with karaoke, I can understand that, especially drunk karaoke is always fun at a bar. But videogame music karaoke? That sounds like a disaster for everyone, especially someone as socially inept as Chibi

The Earthbound song he sang at his mock funeral for Satoru Iwata is definitely in the top 5 when it comes to disastrous Chibi moments. If he wants to bless us with more of that I wouldn't mind.

 

[SmugDruggler]

There was a troll in the chat last night. Typical dipshit faggotry, guy’s name was “tenjumpingjacks” and his comment lasted about two seconds before getting deleted. More interestingly, Chibi took that opportunity to flex that pretty soon he’ll be making more money than the trolls... “at least two or three of them”. What this magical, spiteful dollar figure is was of course not disclosed. Questions from other randoms asking what the new job actually is were raised, and completely ignored. I’m interested to see where this goes and hopeful that he’s secretly planning on his new improv videos to be this lucrative “new job”. This wouldn’t be the first time he’s left a stable job to chase the e-fame dream full time.

 

[valence]

I wonder if Chibi ever dabbled in drugs, or is it just his intense autism? Almost seems like he fried his brain on something. Also, take a look at any other tweet on his twitter, he had made some pathetic attempts to ride the success of that tweet (one having... 6 likes in comparison).. I don't think there is a single instance like this that could possibly change his trajectory. He needs a personality overhaul, hell.. maybe something even more drastic. He's doomed to utter mediocrity at best and on the regular, devastating cringe. That's Chibi for you.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

He should try to arrange a reunion with Caveman. They can get back on the old couch and do another speedrun. They would get some attention.

 

[don acrobat]

He's somehow one upping himself again. Happy Vappies made me cringe to Mars

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does this mean i can join his discord now? i thought its been closed for a long time

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

There was a troll in the chat last night. Typical dipshit faggotry, guy’s name was “tenjumpingjacks” and his comment lasted about two seconds before getting deleted. More interestingly, Chibi took that opportunity to flex that pretty soon he’ll be making more money than the trolls... “at least two or three of them”. What this magical, spiteful dollar figure is was of course not disclosed. Questions from other randoms asking what the new job actually is were raised, and completely ignored. I’m interested to see where this goes and hopeful that he’s secretly planning on his new improv videos to be this lucrative “new job”. This wouldn’t be the first time he’s left a stable job to chase the e-fame dream full time.

I know acouple weeks ago he tweeted he had some REALLY big news to share that day that would be the awnser to all his problems, but of course it was never shared since I'm assuming it was all talk. About 2 mins of digging I found he was tweeting with some YouTuber about applying to edit some Yu-Gi-Oh Speedrun video he was making. I'm guessing he didn't get the job since he never mentioned it again, or else we'd see 1000 tweets about it every day. I can 100% guarantee that whatever new job he got is being drastically overblown, which is why he's not revealing it.

 

[DeagleNationRefugee]

I wonder if Chibi ever dabbled in drugs, or is it just his intense autism? Almost seems like he fried his brain on something. Also, take a look at any other tweet on his twitter, he had made some pathetic attempts to ride the success of that tweet (one having... 6 likes in comparison).. I don't think there is a single instance like this that could possibly change his trajectory. He needs a personality overhaul, hell.. maybe something even more drastic. He's doomed to utter mediocrity at best and on the regular, devastating cringe. That's Chibi for you.

I'm trying to imagine chibi trying to buy drugs. No, it's the years of "speedrunning" that have fried his brain without a doubt.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I wonder if Chibi ever dabbled in drugs, or is it just his intense autism? Almost seems like he fried his brain on something. Also, take a look at any other tweet on his twitter, he had made some pathetic attempts to ride the success of that tweet (one having... 6 likes in comparison).. I don't think there is a single instance like this that could possibly change his trajectory. He needs a personality overhaul, hell.. maybe something even more drastic. He's doomed to utter mediocrity at best and on the regular, devastating cringe. That's Chibi for you.

There's no drugs. Chibi's just extremely dumb from a lifetime of being sheltered and he's going to be perfectly content working minimum wage for the rest of his life. At 31 years old there's no other hope for someone like that.

 

[blinkber385]

I'm trying to imagine chibi trying to buy drugs. No, it's the years of "speedrunning" that have fried his brain without a doubt.

About 2 years back he had a meltdown on twitter over meeting with a black person to sell them something on craigslist until people told him he was being racist so I don't think he'd be a good candidate to buy drugs in detroit

 

[Sweetheart]

"Hey brother, can you come here for a second so I can take a picture of us together so I can get some asspats on Twitter for acting like a good brother while I share your private problem to all of my followers?"

Chibi is really on a different kind of social media brainrot.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

"Hey brother, can you come here for a second so I can take a picture of us together so I can get some asspats on Twitter for acting like a good brother while I share your private problem to all of my followers?"

Chibi is really on a different kind of social media brainrot.

This is the guy that had to have his mommy break up with his batshit crazy girlfriend, how the fuck is he gonna mediate someone else's relationship woes.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

"Hey brother, can you come here for a second so I can take a picture of us together so I can get some asspats on Twitter for acting like a good brother while I share your private problem to all of my followers?"

Chibi is really on a different kind of social media brainrot.

Want to start placing bets on when he'll post the breakup tweet?

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

Everything hurts

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

It's easy Chibi, just remind your brother that he's nowhere near the pathetic failure you are.

 

[Dick Pooman]

"Hey brother, can you come here for a second so I can take a picture of us together so I can get some asspats on Twitter for acting like a good brother while I share your private problem to all of my followers?"

Chibi is really on a different kind of social media brainrot.

How to be endearing: Take a nice picture with your brother when you're having a good time at a bar.

How to be Chibi: Do the same and then attach a sob story to it and let everyone know that you're the one who fixed everything and made it better.