Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Oh boy. Chris Chipman's Halloween costumes.

I don't know if he's missing a chromosome or has a handful too many, but this man can't stop himself from sharing the most useless shit - opinions included. I just know he doesn't have the right amount.

Every Tweet should cost five dollars. Rational people will all leave the platform. Chris and his stupid brother will tweet themselves into refrigerator boxes behind Arby's, taking turns offering handies for curly fries.
 
But then, this is Bob who in a podcast once went on FOREVER about how massive the balls must be on the Creed director to go up to Stallone and ask to do a sequel.

I suspect Bob assumes everybody has the hair trigger temper he does.
Bob's Imagination:
Director: Hey, um...Mr. Stallone...would you...uhm...do a sequel please...?
Stallone: Eeeeeeeeugwhyyy woulda ask me dat?! Don't yu know who I yaaaam?! But if yer gonna keep buggin' me, fine! Just to shet yer faggot ass up!

What probably happened:
Director: Hey Sly, you want to be in a sequel too?
Stallone: Eeeeeeughyeah, lemme call my agent.
 
Lately, people have been giving Disney heat for choosing to reduce the third season of one of their shows, The Owl House, down to three two-parters, something that the creator didn't expect at all, while another show airing at the same time, Amphibia, received no real cutbacks. People say its because of the prominent LGBT stuff they can't censor for overseas viewers because two of the main female characters have been developing feelings for each other.

What exactly would Bob have to say about this? Would he condemn Disney for silencing the gays (including the bisexual creator of the show), or would he find some backwards way to defend this possible act of censorship?
I think the reason why Disney is Simping for communist countries and homophobic nations, is, those same countries make their sweet precious sweatshop merchandise to distribute worldwide. If Disney does one wrong move to those countries, it is BAM! There goes their sweatshops, and those workers/political prisoners and their children will be carted off to death (or fate worse than death for that matter).

Now do these LGBT fetishists in the Disney communities STILL wanna give out asspats to communist countries?
 
and then people -- like Bob -- will angrily tell you that "Orwell was a SOCIALIST!" as if that's some kind of slam dunk against anyone criticizing the left for doing something Orwellian. As if because Orwell wore the same color hat they do, that must mean he'd never dare criticize the sacred tribe they were both in.
These are the same type of people to be like "Well Warren Buffet is a rich capitalist and he thinks [insert proggie policy here], so you capitards should listen!"

Of course most of them, especially Bob Chipman, are neither capitalist nor socialist themselves. They are basically some weird hybrid between the two, where its the government's responsibility to provide them food, shelter, healthcare, and most importantly free monies that can be spent on new products to CONSOOM!
Unlike socialism, the corporations will be allowed to stay, provided they stay #woke and keep pumping out product; but unlike capitalism they wont have to work or pay for any of their own basic necessities.
 
Every Tweet should cost five dollars. Rational people will all leave the platform. Chris and his stupid brother will tweet themselves into refrigerator boxes behind Arby's, taking turns offering handies for curly fries.
Chris would just e-beg so he can continue tweeting.

Biden pays out "tax credit" to people who never paid taxes, indeed to people who don't even work:
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Yeah raising kids is expensive, genius. So don't pop them out unless you are financially ready.

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Spike Lee shills bitcoin, because there is no woman or nigger on American bank notes ("They call it green; it's only white"), and injuns barely got a nickel.
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If niggers are above mediocrity why do we need affirmative action?

According to AOC, MLK is really about white people re-educate themselves out of their ignorance.
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Meanwhile, AOC's murderer Ted Cruz blames Biden for letting covid-positive illegals into Texas:
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Cuba:
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Now that it has dawned on Bobby that the kool kids in Breadtube will never accept him, Bobby runs away crying about how mean and cruel they are.
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"Representation" directives harm sexual degenerates too. Who'd have thunk that?
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MCU gobbledygook. You explain this to me.
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Commentaries about LGBT in MCU, from the usual suspects:
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Deadpool:
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Guy Fieri
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Jap furry x Transformer bullshit:
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For a moment I though Disney is milking yet another dead franchise. But why does Bobby retweet this old trailer if he wants it forgotten?

Bobby's Angels. Serial flouncer James Radich reopens his Twitter account:
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Shilling for fake Chink:
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Remember when The Simpsons had Lionel Hutz imagine "a world without lawyers" and he imagined an idyllic saccharine world where everyone got along? Same here, Bob is imagining a world without conservatives: It's practically the Elf Kingdom, except the elves are all POC / lesbians.
Seems like completely ironic justice: This peaceful, happy-happy-joy-joy world, and there's not a single Moviebob around to pollute it.



Biden pays out "tax credit" to people who never paid taxes, indeed to people who don't even work:
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Yeah raising kids is expensive, genius. So don't pop them out unless you are financially ready.
Just crossed my mind: If Moviebob were to have his own child--through sexual intercourse using his own reproductive material--it would literally be the first thing he's ever done to prove he doesn't support eugenics. Bob is, after all, a mental übermensch...



Strange. Moviebob needs higher standards than he does for AOC.



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If [censored] are above mediocrity why do we need affirmative action?
Last time Bob legitimately believed in meritocracy, the Internet was in its infancy.



According to AOC, MLK is really about white people re-educate themselves out of their ignorance.
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Isn't the white Liberal--a person like Moviebob--who MLK is actually talking about?



Meanwhile, AOC's murderer Ted Cruz blames Biden for letting covid-positive illegals into Texas:
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Maybe Moviebob should just shut the fuck up about this topic. After all, this (purported) spike in Covid-19 cases is a direct result of an open Mexican border. An open Mexican border is what Moviebob oh-so desperately wants, so... I guess this increase in Covid cases could be pinned--rightfully--on Bob and others like him.



Now that it has dawned on Bobby that the kool kids in Breadtube will never accept him, Bobby runs away crying about how mean and cruel they are.
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No self-respecting "cool with a C" or "kool with a K" would want to be caught anywhere within Bob's flatulent blast radius.



Moviebob: "[Guy Fieri] [...] took the hint and cleaned up his act."

Reality: "So when are YOU going to take the hint and clean up YOUR act, Bob?"
 

I'm not sure Chris Chippa should aspire to be Curly Howard. The man died of extreme hypertension at the age of 48. Chris looks arguably worse than Curly Howard did at 38.

I'm not sure who the middle costume is supposed to be. I would guess a character from some famous 80s movie or "random grownup." The kind of lazy costume you wear when you throw on some of your Dad's clothing because you just want to get to the Trick or Treating already.

The third picture is either "zombie kid who attacked Chakotay in Night of the Comet" or the "I like Turtles" kid.
 
Biden pays out "tax credit" to people who never paid taxes, indeed to people who don't even work:
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Yeah raising kids is expensive, genius. So don't pop them out unless you are financially ready.
As has been discussed in the Biden megathread, this isn't "free money," much like any other tax credit. It's just getting back money you've already given the government, assuming you aren't already a welfare leech. Even better, it's not a new tax credit, it's just the normal tax credit you get for having kids, but spaced out monthly instead of all at once. People are gonna be in for a rude awakening come next tax season when they suddenly realize their refund is far less than they thought it would be because they already got a big chunk of that money.

But lefties have never been good at understanding finance and economics.
"Representation" directives harm sexual degenerates too. Who'd have thunk that?
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Okay, this shit right here?

This is a perfect example of why people need to quit listening to these fucking lunatics on Twitter et. al.

Studios cast actors that don't 100% match the race/sex/sexuality/troon status of the characters they play? "abloobloobloo, muh representation, you're taking roles away from deserving actors!"
Studios go the extra mile to ensure that the actor does tick off all the correct boxes? "REEEEEEEEE YOU'RE EXPOSING OUR PRIVATE LIVES, POLICING MUH SEXUALITY, LITERALLY SHAKING RN"

You cannot win with these people. No matter which way you try to appease them, it's never enough, and you're always doing something wrong. They will call you out for ignoring them, call you out for listening to them, call you out for doing too little, and call you out for doing too much. They'll screech and wail into the wind and never once give you credit for getting it right, merely a grumbling acknowledgement that "it took you long enough but you could still do more."

To any studio exec, CEO, or random person out there that might happen to be reading this, please remember: Twitter is almost entirely composed of a small amount of sadbrains with so much free time that they can afford to waste every second spewing their retarded hot takes into the void. They are not, never have been, and never will be an appreciable audience. You do not need to listen to them, and you would do better to ignore them altogether.
 
Yes, Bob. You're pulling things out of your huge ass again. Puppet Master/Philip Masters is a creation of Lee and Kirby from the Silver Age and Tony Masters/Taskmaster is a creation of David Michelinie, who conceived of the character when he wondered who trained Hydra's henchmen. Neither character is even tangentially linked to the other. Puppet Master is D-list Fantastic Four foe who is only relevant when the plot involves Alicia Masters (usually). Not the kind of material Marvel Studios wants when they plan on bringing the Four into the MCU come 2023 when there are better villains to use--like Doctor Doom, Galactus, or even fucking Rama-Tut because of him being an earlier incarnation of Kang.

So no. Bob doesn't need to worry about being right. His wild mass guessing on all things Marvel is cringeworthy as someone who actually read the comics and did the research well before Bob even glanced at the Iron Man poster in the theater.

BTW, "Bourbon or Bust", I'm not sure about that given Bob's (admittedly questionable) claims of being a blackout drunk.
 
Yes, Bob. You're pulling things out of your huge ass again. Puppet Master/Philip Masters is a creation of Lee and Kirby from the Silver Age and Tony Masters/Taskmaster is a creation of David Michelinie, who conceived of the character when he wondered who trained Hydra's henchmen. Neither character is even tangentially linked to the other. Puppet Master is D-list Fantastic Four foe who is only relevant when the plot involves Alicia Masters (usually). Not the kind of material Marvel Studios wants when they plan on bringing the Four into the MCU come 2023 when there are better villains to use--like Doctor Doom, Galactus, or even fucking Rama-Tut because of him being an earlier incarnation of Kang.

So no. Bob doesn't need to worry about being right. His wild mass guessing on all things Marvel is cringeworthy as someone who actually read the comics and did the research well before Bob even glanced at the Iron Man poster in the theater.

BTW, "Bourbon or Bust", I'm not sure about that given Bob's (admittedly questionable) claims of being a blackout drunk.
Well, the counter Robert would give to that would be that the MCU doesn't need to follow the comics, as they have parted ways a long, LONG time ago, so they can introduce the character of Tony Masters (Taskmaster) being related to Philip and Alicia Masters (the Puppet Master and The Thing's girlfriend).

Of course that is a idiotic line of thinking and even if does happen for "real" in the movies it would be just as idiotic, because:

A) we already have the taskmaster girl running around, she was under mind control or some shit and now she is good? (I dunno, I just looked at the wiki) Why we would have another person doing the same shtick? And

B) Nobody gives a shit about "Tony Masters", nobody even called him like that in the comics, he was just Taskmaster, the guy in a skeletor costume that was at best a C lister Avenger villain, which means for any other book he would be a D lister, because the avengers villains fucking suck so hard.

Also, are people really upset about Taskmaster being a woman, fucken for real? I now this is just dancing bear bullshit, but come on give me a break....

Seriously, I'm fucking hate this new "MCU savant" persona Robert took. I know he still does political sperging, but most os his feeds is just Capeshit crap, and how he can "call it" the entire cinematic universe, because he is so in tune with the Zeitgeist you guys!!!

I mean, were is the "future I fucking derserve" Robot bodies, superior future, sub-human republicans? Now is just "Marvel, marvel, marvel"

I'll be honest, I was never one to wish for the crash and burn fo the "MCU", because I couldn't care less, but I'm really curious to see what Robelt will do when that happens and he runs out of material to keep doing videos or he can't get into the next big thing because he is a old fart now.
 
Didn't Bob say once that he wants geek shit to completely consume the entertainment culture until it's the only thing left?

The existence of Moviebob is just one thing that makes me think that geek shit going mainstream wasn't good for the culture in the long run.

It's also just resulted in franchises like Star Wars and Star Trek not feeling special anymore because they can't stop greenlighting and pumping out new movies and shows, with a very good portion of them being mediocre, or even downright betrayals of what made them good in the first place.

Being an acceptable geek today almost means that you have to be a consummate corporate ass-kisser.
 
I’ve seen that “Let people enjoy things” comic posted many times in response to any criticism of Star Wars, Marvel etc.
The argument has merit, but people rarely use it correctly. If it was used towards someone deliberately antagonizing a fan who was minding their own business it'd be fine, but like you say it's usually just a deflection tactic.
 
I'm not sure Chris Chippa should aspire to be Curly Howard. The man died of extreme hypertension at the age of 48. Chris looks arguably worse than Curly Howard did at 38.

I'm not sure who the middle costume is supposed to be. I would guess a character from some famous 80s movie or "random grownup." The kind of lazy costume you wear when you throw on some of your Dad's clothing because you just want to get to the Trick or Treating already.

The third picture is either "zombie kid who attacked Chakotay in Night of the Comet" or the "I like Turtles" kid.
Middle costume looks to me like welfare/discount/lazy/extremely low effort Harry Potter. How old is Chris, again? The first book came out in 1997.

Third picture is definitely some sort of zombie/horror movie creature, though which one is a tossup.
 
Bob's Imagination:
Director: Hey, um...Mr. Stallone...would you...uhm...do a sequel please...?
Stallone: Eeeeeeeeugwhyyy woulda ask me dat?! Don't yu know who I yaaaam?! But if yer gonna keep buggin' me, fine! Just to shet yer faggot ass up!

What probably happened:
Director: Hey Sly, you want to be in a sequel too?
Stallone: Eeeeeeughyeah, lemme call my agent.
That's almost word for word how Bob put it. Did you listen to the podcast too?
 
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Middle costume looks to me like welfare/discount/lazy/extremely low effort Harry Potter. How old is Chris, again? The first book came out in 1997.
Chris was born in 1984. So while he might have digged Harry Potter like the pop-culture whore he is, he'd have been too old to dress as a character.

Bobby white-knights AOC again:
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