US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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The impact from inflation will very soon, within weeks reveal itself as a result in purchasing slow down. How will the barrage of hourly tweets about the strongest economy in 40 years address this?

Im guessing they are hoping the monthly child credit checks will hold this off, but it will very soon be very difficult to hide.
 
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HandsomeDan said:
How will the barrage of hourly tweets about the strongest economy in 40 years address this?
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SPOILER: it won't.

During the absolute worst famines of late Soviet Union, when every store was a food desert and you had to swap a pair of Yugoslavian boots for a stick of Finnish salami for your kid's birthday party, the newspapers still reported record high harvests, milk yields and livestock growth.
 
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HandsomeDan said:
The impact from inflation will very soon, within weeks reveal itself as a result in purchasing slow down. How will the barrage of hourly tweets about the strongest economy in 40 years address this?

Im guessing they are hping the monthly child credit checks will hold this off, but it will very soon be very difficult to hide.
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Anyone who doubts it will be called a Nazi. Or "Inflation is a good thing because think of the weight you will lose."
 
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Oats12345 said:
What did they do run out of bribe money for him.
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Apparently Vince wasn't too happy that Dwayne was publicly on the side that called his wife's team fascists and nazis. Dwayne still wants that WWE door open so he's kept it hush.
And (my speculation) he's probably smart enough to know that continuing endorsement of the guy who's making everything more expensive and annoying the normies off isn't a good look for his Hollywood career nor his future political career.

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AOC won't say shit because she's ultimately a Neo-lib slave larping as a socialist. Only until this topic is dead and buried will she say that Cuban-Americans were wrong to oppose Cuban Democracy™.

I'm having trouble feeling bad for Cuban-Americans in my area though. They all voted blue and said that Bernie was right in that Castro did do some good that Cubans should be thankful for.
But now that their relatives are in trouble again and Biden won't be as nice as Reagan and give them the Mexican illegal treatment, now it's a problem and we should all unite. Fuck off. You had a direct hand in your relatives being screwed. You're on your own.
 
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draggs said:
Real smart thing to do when Drompfh is suing them for doing the same thing.

I just want an orange Speaker. Gaetz said he'll nominate him if Republicans take the House and if it's a bad midterm for Democrats how many Republican representatives would there be who'd vote against him?

Donald, negotiating with Joe on the budget. Donald, putting a portrait of Shaman man in the House chamber. Donald, holding surprise press conferences every hour for 17 hours a day.

Or the federal government breaks down. Either is okay
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The problem with “Trump for speaker” is you want to have your Speaker knowledgable in how the House operates, both in the big rules and small details. Really the House is an unwieldy beast only kept together through extensive whipping. Trump was a great president, but he’d be a terrible congressman.
 
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Florida flipping from purple to red really pissed the D’s off. Demographics were supposed to be destiny, but instead the Cubans sided with Trump.
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The Uniparty should've seen that coming a mile off. I guarantee if they had to float across the ocean on a raft held together with duct tape and prayers to get away from a shitty ideology, they wouldn't want that same shit shoved in their faces either.
 
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Borscht said:
SPOILER: it won't.

During the absolute worst famines of late Soviet Union, when every store was a food desert and you had to swap a pair of Yugoslavian boots for a stick of Finnish salami for your kid's birthday party, the newspapers still reported record high harvests, milk yields and livestock growth.
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And what happened after that?
 
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The problem with “Trump for speaker” is you want to have your Speaker knowledgable in how the House operates, both in the big rules and small details. Really the House is an unwieldy beast only kept together through extensive whipping. Trump was a great president, but he’d be a terrible congressman.
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That seems a miniscule concern with the slavishness House Republicans exhibit towards the orange
 
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The problem with “Trump for speaker” is you want to have your Speaker knowledgable in how the House operates, both in the big rules and small details. Really the House is an unwieldy beast only kept together through extensive whipping. Trump was a great president, but he’d be a terrible congressman.
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Yeah but you have to admit that it'd be pretty fun, I imagine things would turn out similar to that time Nigel Farage had a speech at the EU parliamient with Trump trying to speak while every other congress member reverts back to monke and starts screeching at him.
 
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>tfw no Asian gf said:
Yeah but you have to admit that it'd be pretty fun, I imagine things would turn out similar to that time Nigel Farage had a speech at the EU parliamient with Trump trying to speak while every other congress member reverts back to monke and starts screeching at him.
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I personally am all out of patience with “tee hee Trump owned the libs”
Either America climbs out of its hole or we all may as well nuke ourselves.
 
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